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SNP member beer drinking golf playing cricket loving woke as fuck lefty.
Will follow all supporters of Scottish Independence.
If you don't have even a single line in your bio, & have never posted, you will be 🚫
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f I undnd correctly, one of the largest part of the power requirements comes fromm cooling these places.
Just build them all in Alaska, & leave the doors open.
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
A proper journalist would ask what his labour party would do to improve things, followed up with ' why aren't you doing those things in England & Wales where your party is in power '?
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Thank you, bud!
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Get an induction hob, switches itself off about thirty seconds after taking the pan off it.
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Enjoyed that this morning.
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 AM
It wouldn't surprise me if he's gone before May, try to get a new leader bounce by putting someone even less loathed into the position.
God knows who that would be though.
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Same, four here too.
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Come friendly plants, & ease our suffering.
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Why was he not arrested for threatening to release a sectarian war against the independence movement using military grade weapons?
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Weird how they knew I liked to handle sloppy cabbages.
Must be one of those algorythyminigies I've been hearing about.
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It's long out of copyright, anyone can do anything they like with it now.
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I have a cat, so never feed the birds in my garden.
It would just be like putting out bait.
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I've always believed in the carer/patient role, it's the carer that needs the most support from friends/family.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Especially from Edward Colston, of statue infamy in Bristol, who transferred a large portion of his wealth to Willian III.
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I thought we were all living in a computer simulation?
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Aye, Scotland, whit ye like?
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It's statistically more likely to snow at easter than xmas in the uk.
weather.com/en-GB/united...
'White Easter': Why is it more likely to snow in spring than at Christmas? | The Weather Channel
Snow is more likely to fall during spring than at Christmas - Articles from The Weather Channel | weather.com
weather.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It is antisemitic to attack Maccabi football fans for enjoying the soccer in their own way.
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You'd need to work out whether to call an ambulance, or pay the parking fees to find out which was the cheapest.
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Sir Keir says ' who '?
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM