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askarkane.bsky.social
@askarkane.bsky.social
MI. This is a dating app, I’ll be married in 3 yrs😎
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January 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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***Imma flirt on this app and it could get serious if that’s what you on
December 3, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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It gets dark at 446p lol gotta change the name to skeets after 9pm est
December 4, 2024 at 12:22 AM
lol how cute
I was so excited to plug this into my wall! 🎅🏾
November 30, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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be happy on purpose
November 30, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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If he press that hair out and show up in a ponytail like he Snoop imma knock all this shit over. 😭
What’s the male equivalent of the woman’s courtroom bob?
November 26, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Watch it!
7 immaculate stitch braids or a slick back tiny ponytail.
What’s the male equivalent of the woman’s courtroom bob?
November 30, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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Nigga wear these to court and swear the charges getting dropped
November 26, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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Ain’t seen nobody make a single post showing what they bought on Black Friday. We watching capitalism finally go up in flames.
November 29, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I ain’t got no leftovers!
November 30, 2024 at 2:40 PM
This stressed me out
High angle: Unc energy

Eye level: men naturally have big faces now I look like a honey bun

Low angle: look like a pervert

Self timer: wtf do I do with my hands???

Y’all don’t understand the pressure we’re under!!! 😂
Whoever said men take bad pictures of themselves was right. They got the angles of your boomer auntie trying to figure the camera out 😂😂😂
November 30, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Sorry bout neglecting yall. Twitter still got a hold on me 🫠
November 30, 2024 at 2:37 PM
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Yup. I'm a heifer.
You got Hella nipples?
November 28, 2024 at 7:09 AM
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Waking up in the middle of the night for no reason <<<<<
November 28, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Up cooking with my big mama arms…..
November 28, 2024 at 9:57 AM
I’m tired of going to the gym, I’ve just developed the habit of going
November 27, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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Grateful to have a job, mad as hell I actually have to go to it to make money 😭😭
November 18, 2024 at 11:41 AM
November 26, 2024 at 2:56 PM
So apparently my workout faces and my sex faces are the same🙃
November 26, 2024 at 2:52 PM
A Vaseline lip chapstick, a snickers ice cream bar and bag of Reese’s. Oh and the 60 pack of floss!
Direct deposit hit.. What y’all want from Dollar Tree? 😭
November 20, 2024 at 12:50 AM
A perfect time to do so
I guess I need to order groceries for Thanksgiving
November 19, 2024 at 10:07 PM
#ChestDay 🍈🍈
November 19, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Lmaoooooooo please
How I fix my timeline algorithm? All I see is cats and politics. I’m not a yt woman.
November 18, 2024 at 3:26 PM
It’s a fog early this morning and this is one of sex fantasies in the back of a pick up in the woods😩
November 18, 2024 at 11:21 AM