Ashton Likes
@ashtonlikes.bsky.social
Music Listener - Sports Enjoyer
Furniture Maker - Beer Appreciator
Broncos - IndyCar - F1 - Rockies
Let’s party
Furniture Maker - Beer Appreciator
Broncos - IndyCar - F1 - Rockies
Let’s party
My wife just described Debbii Dawson’s music as “depression disco” and like… ok. I’m in. Crank that shit up.
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My wife just described Debbii Dawson’s music as “depression disco” and like… ok. I’m in. Crank that shit up.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The all-timer of perfect albums.
The all-timer of perfect albums.
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The all-timer of perfect albums.
The all-timer of perfect albums.
Holy hell you guys. Feel like I could drink a thousand beers.
Fuck. The. Chiefs.
Fuck. The. Chiefs.
November 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Holy hell you guys. Feel like I could drink a thousand beers.
Fuck. The. Chiefs.
Fuck. The. Chiefs.
Stacked a full cord of wood this morning to work out some nervous angst about this Broncos game. Not sure if it helped. FUKC
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Stacked a full cord of wood this morning to work out some nervous angst about this Broncos game. Not sure if it helped. FUKC
I turned 44 a couple weeks ago and now I inexplicably wake up an hour earlier every morning. Apparently I hit the age that activates the inner Old Guy
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I turned 44 a couple weeks ago and now I inexplicably wake up an hour earlier every morning. Apparently I hit the age that activates the inner Old Guy
I knew my wife was going through it, but just walked in on her watching Big Thief live performances. She’s going through it through it
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I knew my wife was going through it, but just walked in on her watching Big Thief live performances. She’s going through it through it
I genuinely forgot Hilary Duff is also a singer.
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I genuinely forgot Hilary Duff is also a singer.
We’ll have to downgrade to the shittiest health insurance plan, pay more out of pocket per visit, a higher deductible, and the monthly premium will increase by, get this… 400%
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
We’ll have to downgrade to the shittiest health insurance plan, pay more out of pocket per visit, a higher deductible, and the monthly premium will increase by, get this… 400%
Taking my Dad to the Broncos game tonight. He hasn’t been to a game since he took me to my first one on October 27th 1996 for my 15th birthday
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Taking my Dad to the Broncos game tonight. He hasn’t been to a game since he took me to my first one on October 27th 1996 for my 15th birthday
I Shazam bad songs way more than good ones.
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I Shazam bad songs way more than good ones.
I don’t really follow nascar but keep up with it from people I follow on here. I somehow made it until now without seeing any posts about who won the championship. Had to google it and now I know why nobody is talking about it.
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I don’t really follow nascar but keep up with it from people I follow on here. I somehow made it until now without seeing any posts about who won the championship. Had to google it and now I know why nobody is talking about it.
If I was a jersey buying guy I’d be wearing a 13 Pat Bryant.
November 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
If I was a jersey buying guy I’d be wearing a 13 Pat Bryant.
I think the QB slide has always been a horrible idea and only creates more danger because of its unpredictable nature.
November 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I think the QB slide has always been a horrible idea and only creates more danger because of its unpredictable nature.
I don’t think people outside of LA understand the depth of firework arsenal housed inside an average Angeleno’s home.
As a consolation to our Canadian friends, Los Angeles will now embark on one of our greatest traditions: burning down the entire city with illegal fireworks
November 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I don’t think people outside of LA understand the depth of firework arsenal housed inside an average Angeleno’s home.
The Dodgers losing would be so good for America you guys
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The Dodgers losing would be so good for America you guys
My bday gift to myself is to not watch the KC football team play tonight in another nationally televised game. If they lose however, that’s a bday gift from @realblucifer.bsky.social
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My bday gift to myself is to not watch the KC football team play tonight in another nationally televised game. If they lose however, that’s a bday gift from @realblucifer.bsky.social
Pat Bryant, my guy, you have my heart 🫡🫡
October 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Pat Bryant, my guy, you have my heart 🫡🫡
If one of these young Broncos players did a Mile High Salute after a touchdown they’d earn my eternal devotion.
October 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If one of these young Broncos players did a Mile High Salute after a touchdown they’d earn my eternal devotion.
ACAB includes F1 Stewards
ACAB includes NFL Refs
October 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
ACAB includes F1 Stewards
With the Broncos playing at the exact same time as the F1 Mexico City race I’m facing a very serious koozie choice dilemma
October 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
With the Broncos playing at the exact same time as the F1 Mexico City race I’m facing a very serious koozie choice dilemma
Can’t believe one of the kids from stranger things made one of the best “indie sleaze” -ish pop records. Kinda makes me mad how good it is.
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Can’t believe one of the kids from stranger things made one of the best “indie sleaze” -ish pop records. Kinda makes me mad how good it is.
I have just normal embarrassing tattoos, not nazi embarrassing tattoos.
October 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I have just normal embarrassing tattoos, not nazi embarrassing tattoos.
“Some people write symphonies. This is my gift” - George Costanza - me posting on Bluesky
October 21, 2025 at 6:13 AM
“Some people write symphonies. This is my gift” - George Costanza - me posting on Bluesky
All PI calls should be reviewable.
NFL Refs have too much power
October 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
All PI calls should be reviewable.