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Ashley Cullins
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I write things and edit things and eat too much pizza.
Have you ever Googled something like "boho Christmas shower curtain" and wondered "how did I get here"?
November 12, 2023 at 4:09 AM
I somehow missed all of the Blood & Honey drama. OMG. "Unwittingly strayed into a Chinese crackdown on Winnie-the-Pooh imagery that was sparked by memes likening the character to Xi Jinping" and "a teacher in Florida accidentally played the decidedly R-rated film to a class of fourth graders."
AFM: ‘Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2’ Duo Unveils First Terrifying Close-Up of New-Look Bear...
Rhys Frake-Waterfield and Scott Jeffrey discuss upping the ante, the budget and — well — everything for the bloody sequel to their unexpected micro-budget slasher smash hit.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 3, 2023 at 3:12 PM
The Smithsonian should put this quote on a t-shirt and sell it in its gift shops.
They made me cut it because the source didn't want to use their name, but a Smithsonian official told me they didn't want these monuments because "museums aren't America's attic for its racist shit."
October 27, 2023 at 2:08 PM
"So far this year, 30% of white-collar workers with access to paid leave have taken sick time, up from 21% in 2019." That means 70 percent of workers are still guilted into not using sick time — probably significantly more when you also include those who aren't paid when out sick.
October 18, 2023 at 5:00 PM
Reposted by Ashley Cullins
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October 5, 2023 at 2:22 PM
Should I be annoyed that my husband got his zombie beep like a full minute before I got mine? Or glad that I'll get somewhat of a warning if he starts to turn?
WEREN'T WE ALL SUPPOSED TO TURN INTO ZOMBIES WHEN WE GOT THE EMERGENCY ALERT.

I THINK I FEEL FINE
October 4, 2023 at 6:23 PM
THR's TV critics took on an impossible task: Ranking the best 50 shows from the past quarter-ish century. Come for the list itself, stay for gems like a "Jolly Green Jizzface" reference and a (totally warranted) George RR Martin burn. www.hollywoodreporter.com/lists/best-t...
Hollywood Reporter Critics Pick the 50 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century (So Far)
Over the course of a few months, several Zoom meetings, lots of emails and countless Excel spreadsheets, three THR TV critics joined forces to hash out, and rank, what they consider the greatest shows...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
October 4, 2023 at 3:13 PM
Maybe they'll get it together, but so far this 'Toy Story' NFL game is a disaster. The announcers look fine, but elsewhere it's arms through legs, weird camera angles that miss the action and jerseys marked Unknown.
October 1, 2023 at 1:41 PM
A very fun (and more than a little horrifying) piece by my extremely talented colleague Rebecca Keegan: "My book about Cameron foretelling a dangerous rise in the intelligence of computers is helping to accelerate the intelligence of computers."
AI Is Studying My Book About James Cameron to Learn How to Write. So Far, It’s Robots: 1, Humans: ...
'The Futurist,' which details Cameron's cinematic warnings about technology's dark potential, is one of 183,000 pirated books companies such as OpenAI and Meta are using to train artificial intelligen...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
September 29, 2023 at 6:58 PM
All I want for Christmas is for someone in the Senate to do this:
September 28, 2023 at 7:10 PM
I know this wasn't the point, but I saw this and immediately thought, "There's ANOTHER company that is this into Halloween?!?!" Nope. Googled it and Karen is my corporate sibling. ☠️
This phrase pops up automatically at the start of every tweet now
September 24, 2023 at 1:49 PM
I'm (somehow) watching my first full Hot Ones (because NSYNC), sitting over here very confidently being like "It's not that bad. I could fake my way through this."
September 23, 2023 at 3:49 AM
Wait. It's called AstroTurf because the Houston Astros were the first to use it?! Watching Apollo 10 1/2 and Richard Linklater just blew my mind.
September 23, 2023 at 1:06 AM
No clue what a first skeet (ugh, really?) is supposed to be, so I'll go with a PSA: Dark chocolate chips mixed into peanut butter is way more satisfying than Reese's. You get a custom PB-to-chocolate ratio and, for some reason, it feels healthier. (Please don't tell me if it isn't.)
September 22, 2023 at 8:28 PM