AshleaPants
@ashleapants.bsky.social
Nothing like absolutely losing your shit in a hospital in the middle of the night and having no one to talk to
February 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Nothing like absolutely losing your shit in a hospital in the middle of the night and having no one to talk to
Red delicious apples are some of the least delicious apples
February 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Red delicious apples are some of the least delicious apples
First messy bun in 3 years
February 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
First messy bun in 3 years
I love the family i made
January 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I love the family i made
My 11 year old is up to my eyeballs. He'll be taller than me by 12.
January 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My 11 year old is up to my eyeballs. He'll be taller than me by 12.
My legs stay warm with him around
January 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My legs stay warm with him around
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I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil
January 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil
I sell life insurance now. How do I find clients?
January 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I sell life insurance now. How do I find clients?
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Russia spent at least $50 million to manipulate the Romanian election and a court overturned the vote. Meanwhile, Elon Musk spent at least $250 million to manipulate the US election, not including the purchase of Twitter (X) or the other avenues of manipulation used by Russia.
December 6, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Russia spent at least $50 million to manipulate the Romanian election and a court overturned the vote. Meanwhile, Elon Musk spent at least $250 million to manipulate the US election, not including the purchase of Twitter (X) or the other avenues of manipulation used by Russia.
Sometimes I wish I was a dog
December 5, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Sometimes I wish I was a dog
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It really is quite touching.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
December 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
It really is quite touching.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.
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Today, we mourn the death of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, gunned down.... wait, I'm sorry - today we mourn the deaths of the 68,000 Americans who needlessly die each year so that insurance company execs like Brian Thompson can become multimillionaires.
December 5, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Today, we mourn the death of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, gunned down.... wait, I'm sorry - today we mourn the deaths of the 68,000 Americans who needlessly die each year so that insurance company execs like Brian Thompson can become multimillionaires.
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If you found out Ted Bundy or Jeffrey Dahmer got shot during the peak of their killing sprees, would you feel bad for them?
December 5, 2024 at 2:31 AM
If you found out Ted Bundy or Jeffrey Dahmer got shot during the peak of their killing sprees, would you feel bad for them?
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RED is KETCHUP!
YELLOW is MUSTARD!
LIKE and REPOST if you agree that BLUE should have a condiment for hot dogs!
YELLOW is MUSTARD!
LIKE and REPOST if you agree that BLUE should have a condiment for hot dogs!
December 4, 2024 at 8:26 PM
RED is KETCHUP!
YELLOW is MUSTARD!
LIKE and REPOST if you agree that BLUE should have a condiment for hot dogs!
YELLOW is MUSTARD!
LIKE and REPOST if you agree that BLUE should have a condiment for hot dogs!
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Spotify: March was your Francophile Cowgirl Crush Punk phase
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes
December 4, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Spotify: March was your Francophile Cowgirl Crush Punk phase
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes
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It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
November 29, 2024 at 11:39 PM
It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
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Rewatching Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer hoping the head elf doesn't make it this time
December 2, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Rewatching Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer hoping the head elf doesn't make it this time
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Bring back innuendos in R&B music that we didn’t understand until we were adults.
It was beautiful 🦋
It was beautiful 🦋
December 1, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Bring back innuendos in R&B music that we didn’t understand until we were adults.
It was beautiful 🦋
It was beautiful 🦋
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Thou shalt not groove to the YMCA while marginalizing the communities that made the song iconic.
November 30, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Thou shalt not groove to the YMCA while marginalizing the communities that made the song iconic.