A. Sharpie
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A. Sharpie
@asharpie.bsky.social
· Jul 22
It goes without saying that during the press conference where he announces her pardon and she does a hostage video where she says Trump was "beautiful, handsome, perfect and not at all a pedophile," he's going to introduce her as Jizz Lane, right?
I'm starting to think he didn't get that bunker built fast enough.
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I'm starting to think he didn't get that bunker built fast enough.
If Donald Trump just kept going and razed the entire White House to the ground, you realize there is absolutely no one who would stop him, right?
October 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If Donald Trump just kept going and razed the entire White House to the ground, you realize there is absolutely no one who would stop him, right?
Netanyahu: "We are giving Trump our Michigan Man of the Year" award.
October 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Netanyahu: "We are giving Trump our Michigan Man of the Year" award.
I assume Marco Rubio has already been tapped to take over TP USA?
September 11, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I assume Marco Rubio has already been tapped to take over TP USA?
"You better not do it, Vladimir."
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
August 28, 2025 at 10:04 AM
"You better not do it, Vladimir."
So. Literally, NOTHING.
August 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
So. Literally, NOTHING.
It goes without saying that during the press conference where he announces her pardon and she does a hostage video where she says Trump was "beautiful, handsome, perfect and not at all a pedophile," he's going to introduce her as Jizz Lane, right?
July 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It goes without saying that during the press conference where he announces her pardon and she does a hostage video where she says Trump was "beautiful, handsome, perfect and not at all a pedophile," he's going to introduce her as Jizz Lane, right?
Anything to avoid talking about Epstein.
Trump denies reports he's close to firing Powell
Trump has demanded the central bank lower interest rates immediately.
www.axios.com
July 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Anything to avoid talking about Epstein.
This seems like the kind of thing that would matter to the voters in a functioning democracy.
Here's my report at Law Dork —> www.lawdork.com/i/167738457/...
Bombshell report alleges El Salvador disclaimed responsibility for those U.S. sent to CECOT
Challengers filed the document, from a U.N. investigation, in court on Monday. An update on the rule of law: Alien Enemies Act, birthright citizenship, and law firm litigation.
www.lawdork.com
July 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This seems like the kind of thing that would matter to the voters in a functioning democracy.
It's almost as if they are making it up as they go along.
But I assure you President Miller hasn't approved allowing even a single brown person remain in America ... much less ones without "zee papers."
But I assure you President Miller hasn't approved allowing even a single brown person remain in America ... much less ones without "zee papers."
June 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It's almost as if they are making it up as they go along.
But I assure you President Miller hasn't approved allowing even a single brown person remain in America ... much less ones without "zee papers."
But I assure you President Miller hasn't approved allowing even a single brown person remain in America ... much less ones without "zee papers."
"If Kamala Harris were president, this never would have happened. Never would have happened. She would have said, 'Bibi, don't do it Bibi. You do it and it's gonna be a bad day. You can't do it.'
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"
June 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"If Kamala Harris were president, this never would have happened. Never would have happened. She would have said, 'Bibi, don't do it Bibi. You do it and it's gonna be a bad day. You can't do it.'
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!"
Everything he said here goes for Kevin as well. But this is exactly the truth about Elon Musk. POWERFUL.
June 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Everything he said here goes for Kevin as well. But this is exactly the truth about Elon Musk. POWERFUL.
The best, only the best.
May 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The best, only the best.
This mfer really doesn't want someone to fill this position.
Trump taps Fox News host Jeanine Pirro to be interim U.S. attorney for D.C.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump taps Fox News host Jeanine Pirro to be interim U.S. attorney for D.C.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Live updates: Trump taps Fox News host Jeanine Pirro to be interim U.S. attorney for D.C.
Get the latest news on President Donald Trump’s return to the White House and the Republican-led Congress.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This mfer really doesn't want someone to fill this position.
Trump taps Fox News host Jeanine Pirro to be interim U.S. attorney for D.C.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump taps Fox News host Jeanine Pirro to be interim U.S. attorney for D.C.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
April 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"Between Preparing for Measles and Cholera and Learning how to Salt Pork for Winter, Republicans are Keeping Themselves Occupied as they Await the Coming Golden Era."
April 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
"Between Preparing for Measles and Cholera and Learning how to Salt Pork for Winter, Republicans are Keeping Themselves Occupied as they Await the Coming Golden Era."
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Repeatedly pressed to explain what *Khalil* did to merit deportation, the Department of Homeland Security just has no response other than to say he's a scapegoat.
"Have you watched it on TV? It's pretty clear."
"Have you watched it on TV? It's pretty clear."
In which the Department of Homeland Security struggles to answer a very simple question: "Is any criticism of the United States government a deportable offense?"
(From NPR here: www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...)
(From NPR here: www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...)
March 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Repeatedly pressed to explain what *Khalil* did to merit deportation, the Department of Homeland Security just has no response other than to say he's a scapegoat.
"Have you watched it on TV? It's pretty clear."
"Have you watched it on TV? It's pretty clear."
It's hard to make me laugh at this evil Kristi Noem ICE bullshit.
But this quote from the WP caught me off guard.
"Couldn't meet quotas because doors have locks." LMAO
But this quote from the WP caught me off guard.
"Couldn't meet quotas because doors have locks." LMAO
February 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It's hard to make me laugh at this evil Kristi Noem ICE bullshit.
But this quote from the WP caught me off guard.
"Couldn't meet quotas because doors have locks." LMAO
But this quote from the WP caught me off guard.
"Couldn't meet quotas because doors have locks." LMAO
A. Sharpie is rebuilding my followers after departing the Twit. I welcome new follows if you're so inclined.
February 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
A. Sharpie is rebuilding my followers after departing the Twit. I welcome new follows if you're so inclined.
Pro tip: If your blood pressure is too low, just find out which one of the Sunday shows is dumb enough to book Pete Navarro. Listen for :30 seconds.
Done.
Done.
February 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Pro tip: If your blood pressure is too low, just find out which one of the Sunday shows is dumb enough to book Pete Navarro. Listen for :30 seconds.
Done.
Done.
Everybody just RELAX.
Ron Vara just called me and he said Peter Navarro "is a genius and says he is 'totally on top of this whole trade thing'."
#tariffs
Ron Vara just called me and he said Peter Navarro "is a genius and says he is 'totally on top of this whole trade thing'."
#tariffs
February 1, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Everybody just RELAX.
Ron Vara just called me and he said Peter Navarro "is a genius and says he is 'totally on top of this whole trade thing'."
#tariffs
Ron Vara just called me and he said Peter Navarro "is a genius and says he is 'totally on top of this whole trade thing'."
#tariffs