jay/them/theirs
@asaokjay.bsky.social
librarian/archivist, redneck/red bandana, fat butch, loudmouth buddhist, old ska kid, John Prine stan, lindy hopper, chronically oversharing, has cute dogs, etc
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@asaokjay.bsky.social
· Dec 20
Really the thing that should bring us all together as humans is that we all, in the end, are incapable of talking about Macho Man Randy Savage without, at some point, doing the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage
Laura Jane Grace is ALL OVER my feed lately and that means nothing but good things
March 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Laura Jane Grace is ALL OVER my feed lately and that means nothing but good things
Flirting with someone who said they wanted to do something nice with me and I said "is that a promise?" and they said "hell no that's a threat" and like... I feel understood in this moment
March 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Flirting with someone who said they wanted to do something nice with me and I said "is that a promise?" and they said "hell no that's a threat" and like... I feel understood in this moment
More than once lately I've told someone I'm turning 41 tomorrow and their response is literally "oh fuck you" which it turns out is how New Yorkers say "you look good for your age" and it never stops being funny
March 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
More than once lately I've told someone I'm turning 41 tomorrow and their response is literally "oh fuck you" which it turns out is how New Yorkers say "you look good for your age" and it never stops being funny
Yesterday I tried to bully myself into working out on like 2 hours of sleep and cancelled at the last minute because it felt like holding weights above my face or feet or vital organs was a very bad idea.
March 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Yesterday I tried to bully myself into working out on like 2 hours of sleep and cancelled at the last minute because it felt like holding weights above my face or feet or vital organs was a very bad idea.
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Some things you can do. No one can do all these things, but most people can do at least one:
Feed people. There's work for you at Food Not Bombs or whatever you got going on where are.
Join a local cop watch, ICE watch, or rapid response group.
Who's being targeted in your area? Have their back.
Feed people. There's work for you at Food Not Bombs or whatever you got going on where are.
Join a local cop watch, ICE watch, or rapid response group.
Who's being targeted in your area? Have their back.
January 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Some things you can do. No one can do all these things, but most people can do at least one:
Feed people. There's work for you at Food Not Bombs or whatever you got going on where are.
Join a local cop watch, ICE watch, or rapid response group.
Who's being targeted in your area? Have their back.
Feed people. There's work for you at Food Not Bombs or whatever you got going on where are.
Join a local cop watch, ICE watch, or rapid response group.
Who's being targeted in your area? Have their back.
Thinking about the time my mom's friend told me that one year in a gay relationship is like 4 years in a straight one, "like dog years"
I both absolutely agree and also don't actually know what this means
I both absolutely agree and also don't actually know what this means
January 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Thinking about the time my mom's friend told me that one year in a gay relationship is like 4 years in a straight one, "like dog years"
I both absolutely agree and also don't actually know what this means
I both absolutely agree and also don't actually know what this means
I know I can't live-tweet group therapy but some of those motherfuckers are genuinely the funniest people I've ever met and I wish I could share them with y'all
January 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I know I can't live-tweet group therapy but some of those motherfuckers are genuinely the funniest people I've ever met and I wish I could share them with y'all
Went to the bodega this morning with my cane (feeling wobbly the last couple days after a long illness) because I really wanted a Swiss Roll and the cashier immediately says "what's up with the cane? Did you kick somebody's ass?"
August 31, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Went to the bodega this morning with my cane (feeling wobbly the last couple days after a long illness) because I really wanted a Swiss Roll and the cashier immediately says "what's up with the cane? Did you kick somebody's ass?"
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I just need somebody to come over and rub my head until I fall asleep plz. It'll take like five minutes but lord I cannot get there on my own
July 7, 2024 at 7:59 PM
I just need somebody to come over and rub my head until I fall asleep plz. It'll take like five minutes but lord I cannot get there on my own
Sigh. We're so cute. I adore you. Life is good. 💜
good times at the museum with @asaokjay.bsky.social
July 6, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Sigh. We're so cute. I adore you. Life is good. 💜
All these years i thought i was Jason Mendoza and I just realized I'm actually Pillboi
February 9, 2024 at 12:23 AM
All these years i thought i was Jason Mendoza and I just realized I'm actually Pillboi
A nice thing about me is that I basically have the memory of a goldfish so I will literally always fall for a surprise party, I probably don't remember if I've heard that story before or not, and yes, you can just make up whatever happened in college
January 13, 2024 at 2:44 AM
A nice thing about me is that I basically have the memory of a goldfish so I will literally always fall for a surprise party, I probably don't remember if I've heard that story before or not, and yes, you can just make up whatever happened in college
I'll say a few nice things about Christianity and one of them is that some of the music really slaps. Like, give me a "Nearer My God To Thee" any day of the week y'all
January 9, 2024 at 12:24 PM
I'll say a few nice things about Christianity and one of them is that some of the music really slaps. Like, give me a "Nearer My God To Thee" any day of the week y'all
I have two looks -- grinning maniacally or "it's giving Jim Jones"
January 5, 2024 at 1:56 PM
I have two looks -- grinning maniacally or "it's giving Jim Jones"
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This is Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tart erasure and this will not stand
my strongest pop-tart opinion is that the best kind is strawberry unfrosted untoasted
December 30, 2023 at 2:57 AM
This is Frosted Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop-Tart erasure and this will not stand
The thought process I just had can only be described as "so tired that I forgot that I was tired"
December 21, 2023 at 8:34 PM
The thought process I just had can only be described as "so tired that I forgot that I was tired"
Revisiting the New Jack episode of dark side of the ring because frankly I could use some unhinged
December 21, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Revisiting the New Jack episode of dark side of the ring because frankly I could use some unhinged
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yeah i'm into BDSM
Being a
Dumb
Slutty
Motherfucker
Being a
Dumb
Slutty
Motherfucker
December 21, 2023 at 4:04 PM
yeah i'm into BDSM
Being a
Dumb
Slutty
Motherfucker
Being a
Dumb
Slutty
Motherfucker
All I'm doing at work today is coming up with excuses to post pictures of my dogs in all the teams channels
December 21, 2023 at 4:11 PM
All I'm doing at work today is coming up with excuses to post pictures of my dogs in all the teams channels
Really the thing that should bring us all together as humans is that we all, in the end, are incapable of talking about Macho Man Randy Savage without, at some point, doing the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage
December 20, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Really the thing that should bring us all together as humans is that we all, in the end, are incapable of talking about Macho Man Randy Savage without, at some point, doing the voice of Macho Man Randy Savage
A weird side effect of playing in band for years -- like, pit orchestras and community orchestras and shit like that -- is that I have a sixth sense for random-ass songs and it is intense. Like, play "Pomp and Circumstance" in the background of a scene in a movie and i lose my shit
December 20, 2023 at 7:57 PM
A weird side effect of playing in band for years -- like, pit orchestras and community orchestras and shit like that -- is that I have a sixth sense for random-ass songs and it is intense. Like, play "Pomp and Circumstance" in the background of a scene in a movie and i lose my shit
I know all dogs are puppies but for some reason when it's my dogs they're "little dog babies" IDK
December 15, 2023 at 8:19 PM
I know all dogs are puppies but for some reason when it's my dogs they're "little dog babies" IDK