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Arty Corvale
@artycorvale.bsky.social
30 - they/them - UK - Dragon - EN/SV - ADHD
Married - Open relationship
NSFW - Over 18s only
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So, me and @artycorvale.bsky.social have been watching Bon Appetit Your Majesty.

It's a Korean show about a Michelin star chef who unwillingly time travels to the past. It's a time travel romcom soap opera about cooking and it's utterly ridiculous and I love it so much.

youtu.be/VSxf9sKVtxM?...
Bon Appétit, Your Majesty | Official Trailer | Netflix [ENG SUB]
YouTube video by Netflix K-Content
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I'm definitely blocking all furries who dress like police or larp in pseudo military gear.

Deeply uncomfortable.
October 26, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I don't pay attention to reviewers much.

I don't usually like the things everyone else likes. I'm used to people disliking the things I like.

Life is hard. I'm going to claw whatever joy I can out of the things I like. I'm not hurting anyone by doing so.
October 25, 2025 at 8:56 AM
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Apparently I need to restate this and pin it to my profile because folks refuse to do the bare minimum before interacting with me (like checking my profile bio, for instance):

I am not a man.
I am not a male.
I am non-binary.
My pronouns are "They/Them/Theirs."
October 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Because it's a popular desert served on a lot of occasions, the fact I'm not into cake comes up surprisingly often.

So it's always a little disheartening when, despite this, people get me cake for my birthday.

I appreciate the thought, but don't feel particularly considered for my own birthday.
October 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Love ADHD. Love knowing exactly what you want to get done and just sitting there aimlessly because you can't force your brain to start on it
October 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I feel the rage in this post and the only way I manage it is though ad block, sponsor block and piracy (indie content excluded).

Ads are bad for your brain, and being nickel and dimed for things you used to be able to buy once and own means you pay significantly more for less.
October 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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This body is mine…
October 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"Let the cookies cool completely before eating."

Lol. Lmao.
October 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My favourite animal. <3
Lizard of the day: Sungazer!
They owe their name to their peculiar pose when basking in the sun! Their scientific name, Smaug Giganteus, was taken from the legendary dragon from TLotR! They're South African, dig their own burrows and are ovoviviparous!
October 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Women belong in the fandom and deserve to feel welcome.
Don't act like this please
October 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Does anyone actually go to the clothes and handbag stores at airports??
October 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Harbour master: "Hey, is that your ship over there? We still haven't received payment for docking overnight"

Theseus: "..."

Theseus: "...nnnnnoooooo?"
October 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Went to Five Guys.
October 9, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Petition to re-release Arcane but with the CORRECT Warwick model.
October 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I'm Jewish. I hate that antisemites are using the genocide in Gaza to kill Jewish people wholly unrelated to the evil actions of the Israeli government. And I hate that Zionists are using our deaths to justify genocide.

The Israeli government does not represent Judaism, does not represent me.
October 3, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Looks like I'm going to be busy with eggs for the next nine months. >//>
How To Fuck Your Dragon

Spoiler: they're very fun to breed ❤️

🐉 - @artycorvale.bsky.social
🖌 - @artymadcow.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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When someone completes their prison sentence, they have paid their debts back to society. What are we telling reformed men and women when we've decided they will never truly be accepted back into society?
September 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The rapture happened, just not a single person on the entire planet was worthy.
September 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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When birds do the little shake n' floof.

Click like if you agree.
September 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I feel like the only person who didn't like Final Fantasy X...

Like, I didn't just not like it, it was one of the worst gaming experiences I've ever had vs public opinion.

Don't get me wrong! I'm stoked so many people like it.

But I disliked just about everything about it, haha.
September 21, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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[The Super Peach’s castle of Furyyyy]
September 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
People really don't realise how tedious and difficult and expensive porting games to different systems is. Like, I'm not even defending prices or whatever. But whenever I bring up porting costs people are like "hmm, nah".
September 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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yea
September 13, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Guess who will save the princess this time!!
September 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM