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Ghost Servo Album Teaser - Artimus Wolz
YouTube video by Artimus Wolz
youtu.be
Ghost Servo EP comes home in May youtu.be/h0wLDl1sIdI?...
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After 4 years we finally sold out of our last Incompedance stickers. That sticker quite literally kept me alive after leaving my job to work on my debut album. Shoutout to everyone who owns one ❤️❤️❤️
May 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
After 4 years we finally sold out of our last Incompedance stickers. That sticker quite literally kept me alive after leaving my job to work on my debut album. Shoutout to everyone who owns one ❤️❤️❤️
Deportation is human trafficking. Start calling it that.
May 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Deportation is human trafficking. Start calling it that.
67% of my Spotify streams come from playlists. So if you’ve added ANY of my music to a playlist, you’re a fuckin legend
April 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
67% of my Spotify streams come from playlists. So if you’ve added ANY of my music to a playlist, you’re a fuckin legend
Only way we are taking that gorilla is if we gaslight him to death
April 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Only way we are taking that gorilla is if we gaslight him to death
Pop Quiz: what do you think would happen to any of you if you disregarded an order from the court. How about the Supreme Court lol
April 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Pop Quiz: what do you think would happen to any of you if you disregarded an order from the court. How about the Supreme Court lol
Everyone who voted for this man twice has to write an essay as to why they should be allowed to vote again.
No crayons.
No crayons.
April 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Everyone who voted for this man twice has to write an essay as to why they should be allowed to vote again.
No crayons.
No crayons.
Better Off Alone was peak human melody writing and we’ve been chasing that high ever since
April 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Better Off Alone was peak human melody writing and we’ve been chasing that high ever since
100k streams and I’ll get myself an Oreo blizzard. As a treat.
April 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
100k streams and I’ll get myself an Oreo blizzard. As a treat.
It won’t fix your problems, but it’ll make your problems sound better for 30 Minutes youtu.be/6j_iaB3WUz0?...
SOMNITECT - Distance (Full Mix) 30+ Minutes Easy Listening Music
YouTube video by SOMNITECT
youtu.be
April 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
It won’t fix your problems, but it’ll make your problems sound better for 30 Minutes youtu.be/6j_iaB3WUz0?...
Middle Lyric Video is Up! Full Ghost Servo EP DROPS MAY 1 on all platforms! youtu.be/yJ9HDtrdfJk?...
Middle (Official Lyric) - Artimus Wolz
YouTube video by Artimus Wolz
youtu.be
April 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Middle Lyric Video is Up! Full Ghost Servo EP DROPS MAY 1 on all platforms! youtu.be/yJ9HDtrdfJk?...
Two years ago I made my first @billboard.com chart appearance!
April 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Two years ago I made my first @billboard.com chart appearance!
Little Circles Lyric Video Is Up! Full EP drops May 1 youtu.be/4sEezsrbSmU?...
Little Circle (Official Lyric) - Artimus Wolz
YouTube video by Artimus Wolz
youtu.be
April 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Little Circles Lyric Video Is Up! Full EP drops May 1 youtu.be/4sEezsrbSmU?...
Then in 2011 I won YouTube’s first “Creator’s Institute”: a nation wide contest for YouTubers to receive additional training. Out of thousands of entries I was voted, then selected as one of the 20 winners. I was doing VFX at the time.
YouTube’s birthday reminded me my first ever channel is hella old lol
April 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Then in 2011 I won YouTube’s first “Creator’s Institute”: a nation wide contest for YouTubers to receive additional training. Out of thousands of entries I was voted, then selected as one of the 20 winners. I was doing VFX at the time.
YouTube’s birthday reminded me my first ever channel is hella old lol
April 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
YouTube’s birthday reminded me my first ever channel is hella old lol
Allergy Gang til I die (soon) 🌻🌹🌺🌻🥀🥀💐🌷🌸🥀🥀💐🌷🌸🌻🥀💐
April 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Allergy Gang til I die (soon) 🌻🌹🌺🌻🥀🥀💐🌷🌸🥀🥀💐🌷🌸🌻🥀💐
Ghost Servo EP comes home in May youtu.be/h0wLDl1sIdI?...
Ghost Servo Album Teaser - Artimus Wolz
YouTube video by Artimus Wolz
youtu.be
April 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Ghost Servo EP comes home in May youtu.be/h0wLDl1sIdI?...
Rare sighting of all four slushies working. May this bless your day and bring you luck
April 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Rare sighting of all four slushies working. May this bless your day and bring you luck
I be in my dreams like “I just had the weirdest reality” and no one there believes our current events are possible
April 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I be in my dreams like “I just had the weirdest reality” and no one there believes our current events are possible
Spotify went down today which is the PERFECT reminder that you can own my music on CD and VINYL!
Stick it to our digital overlords by owning some physical media 😏 somnitect.com/collections/...
Stick it to our digital overlords by owning some physical media 😏 somnitect.com/collections/...
April 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Spotify went down today which is the PERFECT reminder that you can own my music on CD and VINYL!
Stick it to our digital overlords by owning some physical media 😏 somnitect.com/collections/...
Stick it to our digital overlords by owning some physical media 😏 somnitect.com/collections/...
You ai generators need to generate a personality
April 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
You ai generators need to generate a personality
E-Courses be like “How To Get Your Script Made By Netflix”
Then start off with
“Ok so you’ve called your uncle who is an exec at Netflix. Here’s how you crush the pitch meeting!”
Then start off with
“Ok so you’ve called your uncle who is an exec at Netflix. Here’s how you crush the pitch meeting!”
April 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
E-Courses be like “How To Get Your Script Made By Netflix”
Then start off with
“Ok so you’ve called your uncle who is an exec at Netflix. Here’s how you crush the pitch meeting!”
Then start off with
“Ok so you’ve called your uncle who is an exec at Netflix. Here’s how you crush the pitch meeting!”
I’ve been saying this for years and I’ll say it again
They nerfed THE FUCK out of autocorrect at some point in the last decade. My thumbs did not get bigger. My eyes did not get smaller. YOU, keyboard, have gotten lazier and there’s only room for one of us.
They nerfed THE FUCK out of autocorrect at some point in the last decade. My thumbs did not get bigger. My eyes did not get smaller. YOU, keyboard, have gotten lazier and there’s only room for one of us.
April 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’ve been saying this for years and I’ll say it again
They nerfed THE FUCK out of autocorrect at some point in the last decade. My thumbs did not get bigger. My eyes did not get smaller. YOU, keyboard, have gotten lazier and there’s only room for one of us.
They nerfed THE FUCK out of autocorrect at some point in the last decade. My thumbs did not get bigger. My eyes did not get smaller. YOU, keyboard, have gotten lazier and there’s only room for one of us.
If you’ve ever compared yourself to me and felt in anyway “behind” lol don’t. I am not “crushing it”. You still got time.
My success was MOSTLY luck and even still I struggle to maintain the small window of relevance I have compared to some of my peers who seem to be ROCKETING past me.
My success was MOSTLY luck and even still I struggle to maintain the small window of relevance I have compared to some of my peers who seem to be ROCKETING past me.
April 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
If you’ve ever compared yourself to me and felt in anyway “behind” lol don’t. I am not “crushing it”. You still got time.
My success was MOSTLY luck and even still I struggle to maintain the small window of relevance I have compared to some of my peers who seem to be ROCKETING past me.
My success was MOSTLY luck and even still I struggle to maintain the small window of relevance I have compared to some of my peers who seem to be ROCKETING past me.
I’ve never been asked to solve a murder (jury duty) and I’m slightly offended
April 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’ve never been asked to solve a murder (jury duty) and I’m slightly offended