Me: why is my phone so goddamn bright??
*checks settings*
*brightness at 0*
*night light on*
*extra dim on*
*dark mode on*
Me: 😡

God I hope the change they're so passionate about enacting is gun legislation and mental health advocacy, but I am so, so scared that the "better world" they want their children to inherit is actually just one without queer people or people of color 🙃🙃🙃

It's been too long since I posted Arthur pics, so here are a few from playing fetch today 😁

Also, I'm getting married exactly two weeks from today 😱👨🏼‍❤️‍👨🏼

Sinners is one of the best films ever made. My future collaborators are gonna hate me. All I’m gonna do is go “yeaa it’s good but is it SINNERS good”

Calling all Dropout fan mutuals! Whether I buy my own Dropout subscription or help pay for someone else's, I am determined to get Dropout in the near future.

Does anyone want to share their account with me or want me to share my (future) account with them???

My long boi is very tired from fetch this morning ❤️

No shit murder is bad. The jokes about the United CEO aren’t really about him; they’re about the rapacious healthcare system he personified and which Americans feel deep pain and humiliation about

My Wrapped has never been fun or accurate lol I used to use Spotify mostly for background music while teaching Spanish classes. Now I use it mostly for practicing memorization for choir 😭 Louis Cole is 100% accurate though 🔥

This page coming to bluesky just made this platform feel a lot more like home ❤️

The year is 2124. You take out your Amazon™️ guitar to write a song. The first chord you strum is a voicing of D Major owned by Warner Music Group due to its appearance in a song by an AI-powered Ed Sheeran hologram. Your Amazon™️ guitar deploys a mild electric shock and locks for 48 hours

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I've been gay my whole life and I'm just finding out NOW that homosexuality used to be legally punishable with sterilization?? and over 20,000 gay men were surgically sterilized in California in the 40s?? I knew things were bad but I thought you'd just go to jail or something 😬

I'm glad that it's easy for people to get visibility/engagement on bsky and create community and stuff but man, 50% of my feed is random strangers with zero followers posting lists of their interests and it feels like a dating app or something lmao

Things sustaining my will to live despite seasonal depression, the election, and work burnout:

-Alton Brown's aged eggnog recipe (gotta wait for mine to age at least a month. Thx @gant.foo for tweeting about it)
-seeing the end of Critical Role campaign 3
-Survivor 47
-Arthur
-my wonderful fiance 💜