Heather Porto
@armymama5.bsky.social
Mama of 5, Army Officer, Midwife, foul-mouthed (my mother gasps) foodie, thalassophile, wanderer, wine and coffee afficionado, lover of naps.
Happy Caturday….listen to this 6 mo old baby’s motor run and take a load off for a bit!
April 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Happy Caturday….listen to this 6 mo old baby’s motor run and take a load off for a bit!
😂😂😂😂😂. Way to go, Wisco!!! Happy to be your neighbor!!
April 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
😂😂😂😂😂. Way to go, Wisco!!! Happy to be your neighbor!!
Happy Caturday…would have posted this yesterday, but I fell asleep. Here’s 3 of mine, Lucia (the calico), Liza (the Russian Blue), and Lester (with the gray tuxedo).
March 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Happy Caturday…would have posted this yesterday, but I fell asleep. Here’s 3 of mine, Lucia (the calico), Liza (the Russian Blue), and Lester (with the gray tuxedo).
A few from our trip to Venice Beach…
March 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
A few from our trip to Venice Beach…
California dreaming…I’ll be on this beach in less than 3 weeks. 🙌🏻🙌🏻
March 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
California dreaming…I’ll be on this beach in less than 3 weeks. 🙌🏻🙌🏻
Contrails, sunsets, moon and stars (and Venus).
March 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Contrails, sunsets, moon and stars (and Venus).
Food for thought…
February 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Food for thought…
What the actual fuck?? 😳
Trump administration evicts former Coast Guard leader from her house with 3 hours notice www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Trump administration evicts former Coast Guard leader from her house with 3 hours notice www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Trump administration evicts former Coast Guard leader from her house with 3 hours notice
Trump fired Linda Fagan, the first female Coast Guard commandant, on his second day in office. A Trump official told her she had three hours to leave her house on Tuesday.
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February 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
What the actual fuck?? 😳
Trump administration evicts former Coast Guard leader from her house with 3 hours notice www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Trump administration evicts former Coast Guard leader from her house with 3 hours notice www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Yet another aircraft accident….this time at O’Hare
February 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Yet another aircraft accident….this time at O’Hare
Ever have days where, after you drop off the kids at school in your pajamas, you drive back home and continue to sit in the car in the driveway with your coffee because the music on in the car is awesome and the seat heat feels good on your butt? Or am I the only one?
January 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Ever have days where, after you drop off the kids at school in your pajamas, you drive back home and continue to sit in the car in the driveway with your coffee because the music on in the car is awesome and the seat heat feels good on your butt? Or am I the only one?
Thought this was pretty on my way home last night…
January 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Thought this was pretty on my way home last night…
Oh, FFS. 🤦🏻♀️ I just can’t.
January 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Oh, FFS. 🤦🏻♀️ I just can’t.
Wow!! They let go of a violent criminal, and he goes and does violent criminal things?? Whoda thunkit??
#FAFO
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#FAFO
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January 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Wow!! They let go of a violent criminal, and he goes and does violent criminal things?? Whoda thunkit??
#FAFO
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Reposted by Heather Porto
Excellent post
January 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Excellent post
In fun news…my sweet little baby girl kitten Layla is in fact….a baby tomcat. He’s taken on the more manly name of Lester.
January 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
In fun news…my sweet little baby girl kitten Layla is in fact….a baby tomcat. He’s taken on the more manly name of Lester.
Just noticed today is President Zelenskyy’s birthday!! Happy Birthday, and keep fighting the fight!! Also, it’s someone less savory in my life’s birthday today, and they can have the year they deserve…
a man stands in front of a blue and yellow flag and a picture
ALT: a man stands in front of a blue and yellow flag and a picture
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January 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just noticed today is President Zelenskyy’s birthday!! Happy Birthday, and keep fighting the fight!! Also, it’s someone less savory in my life’s birthday today, and they can have the year they deserve…
WTF. Pete Hegseth?? Holy shit. I have more military education than him, and I’m just a Major. (So is he). What an absolute insult to every branch.
January 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
WTF. Pete Hegseth?? Holy shit. I have more military education than him, and I’m just a Major. (So is he). What an absolute insult to every branch.
Awwww….the police organizations who backed Dump are all in an uproar that the pardons from Jan 6 came down. He said he was going to do it, and they backed him anyway!! They got what they voted for!!
January 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Awwww….the police organizations who backed Dump are all in an uproar that the pardons from Jan 6 came down. He said he was going to do it, and they backed him anyway!! They got what they voted for!!