Heather Porto
@armymama5.bsky.social
Mama of 5, Army Officer, Midwife, foul-mouthed (my mother gasps) foodie, thalassophile, wanderer, wine and coffee afficionado, lover of naps.
He will if he thinks it will save his fat ass.
October 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
He will if he thinks it will save his fat ass.
The arms need to be fatter and the jacket needs to be a little more ill-fitting.
April 14, 2025 at 10:46 AM
The arms need to be fatter and the jacket needs to be a little more ill-fitting.
God, please get rid of that SOB
April 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
God, please get rid of that SOB
Yes. Gas=Petrol. Diesel is called Diesel here, too.
April 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Yes. Gas=Petrol. Diesel is called Diesel here, too.
Gas went up to $3.39 per gallon here (Central IL), and 18 eggs cost me $9 the other day.
April 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Gas went up to $3.39 per gallon here (Central IL), and 18 eggs cost me $9 the other day.
Starting with his first ex-wife.
March 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Starting with his first ex-wife.
It’s one of my favorites!
March 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It’s one of my favorites!
Damn. I guess I’ll cut back on spicy food.
March 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Damn. I guess I’ll cut back on spicy food.
*passes cup* (and goes to brew more)
March 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
*passes cup* (and goes to brew more)
Who jumpscared him?
March 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Who jumpscared him?
Sadly, 3 people have. 🤮
March 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Sadly, 3 people have. 🤮
Melania, her creepy weird anchor baby, and her father should definitely go. Usha was born in San Diego…but hey, if they get rid of birthright citizenship, she should be on the next flight out. Also, Trumps 3 oldest kids can kick rocks, too.
March 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Melania, her creepy weird anchor baby, and her father should definitely go. Usha was born in San Diego…but hey, if they get rid of birthright citizenship, she should be on the next flight out. Also, Trumps 3 oldest kids can kick rocks, too.
I wouldn’t douse him with water if he was on fire on my front porch
March 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I wouldn’t douse him with water if he was on fire on my front porch
I have been since 2016. He never should have been put in office in the first place.
March 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I have been since 2016. He never should have been put in office in the first place.
Ugh. So, who is this tool
Actually serving? Because it sure isn’t her constituents.
Actually serving? Because it sure isn’t her constituents.
March 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Ugh. So, who is this tool
Actually serving? Because it sure isn’t her constituents.
Actually serving? Because it sure isn’t her constituents.
He needed a designated driver….
March 29, 2025 at 7:34 AM
He needed a designated driver….
There are plenty of ways to knock down a building from the bottom up.
March 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
There are plenty of ways to knock down a building from the bottom up.
One punch in Jr’s weak non-existent chin, he’ll be out like a light.
March 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
One punch in Jr’s weak non-existent chin, he’ll be out like a light.