Stephen Colbert: “Tonight we’re all Jimmy Kimmel…. With an autocrat, you can’t give an inch. If ABC thinks that this is going to satisfy the regime, they are woefully naive, and clearly they've never read The Children's Book If You Give a Mouse A Kimmel.”

I was stealing from Target anyway

I reply “hell yeah” to a lot of mushroom photos because when I see a picture of a mushroom a little voice in my head goes “hell yeah” and then I type that and hit send

Katherine pretty much nails it ..

women kissing. thank u. (good morning)

I guess this needs to be skeeter again.

Guys stop calling Trump a clown, the clown community does NOT claim him. He's a fascist call him that.

i love u trans people

@thebutters.bsky.social

He could get a swastika tattooed on his neck and the NYT would write about that symbol’s meaning in Buddhism.

What do we name it?

The part where Elon hailed Hitler TWICE and everyone went crazy is so dystopian and gross to me.

no fucking way

For the people in the back…

The new Tik Tok community