Armchair Warlord
@armchairw.bsky.social
Sex offender, Russian propagandist, and conspiracy theorist. Interactions are not endorsements.
In case it wasn't obvious, this is a parody.
In case it wasn't obvious, this is a parody.
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So basically, every Russian I sent to die in Syria died for nothing.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
December 8, 2024 at 7:09 AM
So basically, every Russian I sent to die in Syria died for nothing.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
Gang...
The fall of Damascus is merely a temporary setback! Bashar is making his way to Moscow to discuss how to organize a counter-offensive to recapture the city and to secure the warm-water ports in the Mediterranean! Also, any rumors of me seething on 4chan from a Russian IP are lies!
The fall of Damascus is merely a temporary setback! Bashar is making his way to Moscow to discuss how to organize a counter-offensive to recapture the city and to secure the warm-water ports in the Mediterranean! Also, any rumors of me seething on 4chan from a Russian IP are lies!
December 8, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Gang...
The fall of Damascus is merely a temporary setback! Bashar is making his way to Moscow to discuss how to organize a counter-offensive to recapture the city and to secure the warm-water ports in the Mediterranean! Also, any rumors of me seething on 4chan from a Russian IP are lies!
The fall of Damascus is merely a temporary setback! Bashar is making his way to Moscow to discuss how to organize a counter-offensive to recapture the city and to secure the warm-water ports in the Mediterranean! Also, any rumors of me seething on 4chan from a Russian IP are lies!
What is going on in Syria, and why is Putin telling me I need to share my room with Bashar?!
December 2, 2024 at 3:22 PM
What is going on in Syria, and why is Putin telling me I need to share my room with Bashar?!
The ruble is worth less than one US cent? FANTASTIC! This will be GREAT for the export market! Wait... what do you mean there aren't any more importers?
November 26, 2024 at 11:29 AM
The ruble is worth less than one US cent? FANTASTIC! This will be GREAT for the export market! Wait... what do you mean there aren't any more importers?
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If Trump wants to deport undocumented migrants, they will still need a hearing before an immigration judge.
The next available final hearing date, based on current backlog of 1,478,623 asylum cases pending, is in 2029—after Trump has left office.
They haven’t though this through. Shocking.
The next available final hearing date, based on current backlog of 1,478,623 asylum cases pending, is in 2029—after Trump has left office.
They haven’t though this through. Shocking.
November 18, 2024 at 7:03 PM
If Trump wants to deport undocumented migrants, they will still need a hearing before an immigration judge.
The next available final hearing date, based on current backlog of 1,478,623 asylum cases pending, is in 2029—after Trump has left office.
They haven’t though this through. Shocking.
The next available final hearing date, based on current backlog of 1,478,623 asylum cases pending, is in 2029—after Trump has left office.
They haven’t though this through. Shocking.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
⚡️ Biden allows Ukraine to strike Russia with ATACMS missiles – NYT
Biden allows Ukraine to strike Russia with ATACMS missiles – NYT
US President Joe Biden has, for the first time, authorised Ukrainian forces to use long-range ATACMS missiles to strike Russian territory.
www.pravda.com.ua
November 17, 2024 at 7:56 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
LATEST INTEL FROM INCEL SLAVE Z(ero)!!!!!
TWENTY MILLION UKRONAZI HIMARS UNITS DESTROYED BY (totally not imported from Iran) SHAHED DRONES!!!!!!1111!!!!!!ONE!!!!!
TWENTY MILLION UKRONAZI HIMARS UNITS DESTROYED BY (totally not imported from Iran) SHAHED DRONES!!!!!!1111!!!!!!ONE!!!!!
November 17, 2024 at 7:56 PM
LATEST INTEL FROM INCEL SLAVE Z(ero)!!!!!
TWENTY MILLION UKRONAZI HIMARS UNITS DESTROYED BY (totally not imported from Iran) SHAHED DRONES!!!!!!1111!!!!!!ONE!!!!!
TWENTY MILLION UKRONAZI HIMARS UNITS DESTROYED BY (totally not imported from Iran) SHAHED DRONES!!!!!!1111!!!!!!ONE!!!!!
An obese, diabetic, drug addicted, and unvaccinated American population is exactly what Russia needs in the upcoming war with the west!
'Make America Healthy Again' is off to a horrendous start
November 17, 2024 at 6:27 PM
An obese, diabetic, drug addicted, and unvaccinated American population is exactly what Russia needs in the upcoming war with the west!
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I’d like to thank Olaf helping to legitimise talking to me, despite my ICC indictment for war crimes.
Long term peace will be achieved by rewarding me this way.
Long term peace will be achieved by rewarding me this way.
November 17, 2024 at 12:20 PM
I’d like to thank Olaf helping to legitimise talking to me, despite my ICC indictment for war crimes.
Long term peace will be achieved by rewarding me this way.
Long term peace will be achieved by rewarding me this way.
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Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset.
You're all caught up.
You're all caught up.
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Update: His health guy doesn't believe in medical science. His law guy is a sex trafficker. His intelligence gal is a Russian asset.
You're all caught up.
You're all caught up.
Freedom of Speech: Russian style!
1/ X's algorithm was changed in mid-July 2024 to systematically boost Republican-leaning accounts and Elon Musk's own account following his endorsement of Donald Trump, according to a newly released computational study of engagement from the Queensland University of Technology.⬇️
November 16, 2024 at 12:39 PM
Freedom of Speech: Russian style!
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Elon and his team changed the X algorithm so that it would boost pro-Republican accounts as well as Elon's own account.
Remember when he fumed about Twitter Files and "liberal bias"? Elon's X was MUCH worse.
Remember when he fumed about Twitter Files and "liberal bias"? Elon's X was MUCH worse.
1/ X's algorithm was changed in mid-July 2024 to systematically boost Republican-leaning accounts and Elon Musk's own account following his endorsement of Donald Trump, according to a newly released computational study of engagement from the Queensland University of Technology.⬇️
November 16, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Elon and his team changed the X algorithm so that it would boost pro-Republican accounts as well as Elon's own account.
Remember when he fumed about Twitter Files and "liberal bias"? Elon's X was MUCH worse.
Remember when he fumed about Twitter Files and "liberal bias"? Elon's X was MUCH worse.
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I thought they wanted to prevent pedophiles having access to government.
November 15, 2024 at 11:52 AM
I thought they wanted to prevent pedophiles having access to government.
This is just another Ukrainian friendly fire incident! What makes me say that? Why should you believe me, gang? BECAUSE I SAID SO, OKAY?!
K2 batallion within the 54th Mechanized Brigade destroyed a Russian infantry dug-out with a kamikaze ground drone.
Boom.
Boom.
November 15, 2024 at 9:37 PM
This is just another Ukrainian friendly fire incident! What makes me say that? Why should you believe me, gang? BECAUSE I SAID SO, OKAY?!
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CLARA MERCH WILL END SOON!!
I got some more renders of the daki and uhh... 🥵
you can also bundle with Lok- I mean alligator Clara merch 🐊
birthday 👇
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halloween 👇
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I got some more renders of the daki and uhh... 🥵
you can also bundle with Lok- I mean alligator Clara merch 🐊
birthday 👇
shop.phase-connect.com/collections/...
halloween 👇
shop.phase-connect.com/collections/...
November 14, 2024 at 7:10 PM
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
We don't have any North Koreans fighting in Kursk because they're too busy watching porn!
I've been told that captured Russian soldiers from the 810th Brigade revealed that they have been instructed to only mention Buryats when asked about foreign fighters, avoiding any reference to North Koreans. In Kursk, There is a camp only 25km away from UA positions, occupied by North Koreans.
November 14, 2024 at 7:08 PM
We don't have any North Koreans fighting in Kursk because they're too busy watching porn!
Russian officers doing Russian officer stuff.
November 14, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Russian officers doing Russian officer stuff.
Love to see it!
trump is trying to turn the united states into a pedophilocracy
November 14, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Love to see it!
Yeah! I support the red, white, and blue! 🇷🇺
November 14, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Yeah! I support the red, white, and blue! 🇷🇺
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Making Matt Gaetz Attorney General is like make Scott Ritter children’s ombudsman.
November 14, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Making Matt Gaetz Attorney General is like make Scott Ritter children’s ombudsman.