armchairprez
@armchairprez.bsky.social
Army Vet. Expat-in-training. ANTIFA Branch Manager, Shia-Atheist, Lake living, bourbon swilling, trump (and supporters) hatin’, man about town. Two-consenting-adults-ally. Swore off social media, but apparently my need to be heard is acute…#ENTJ
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armchairprez
@armchairprez.bsky.social
· Sep 27
Can we go ahead and pick a city in the U.S. to rename as “Nuremberg?”
Man. Just missed an earlier connection at Heathrow that would’ve saved me two hours. Couldn’t standby because I checked a bag.
Thanks, bin Laden
Thanks, bin Laden
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Man. Just missed an earlier connection at Heathrow that would’ve saved me two hours. Couldn’t standby because I checked a bag.
Thanks, bin Laden
Thanks, bin Laden
Americans in America: “SPEAK ENGLISH!”
Americans in a foreign country: “NOTHING IS IN ENGLISH!”
Gawd, we’re insufferable assholes.
Americans in a foreign country: “NOTHING IS IN ENGLISH!”
Gawd, we’re insufferable assholes.
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Americans in America: “SPEAK ENGLISH!”
Americans in a foreign country: “NOTHING IS IN ENGLISH!”
Gawd, we’re insufferable assholes.
Americans in a foreign country: “NOTHING IS IN ENGLISH!”
Gawd, we’re insufferable assholes.
….and she’s buy-ing the stairway…
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
….and she’s buy-ing the stairway…
Dinner on the roof of the Reichstag building, tonight. Amazing.
#SoMuchHistory
#SoMuchHistory
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dinner on the roof of the Reichstag building, tonight. Amazing.
#SoMuchHistory
#SoMuchHistory
Travel tip: if you drink enough German wine, it starts tasting like a fine Bordeaux.
This also works for Boone’s Farm.
#JustSayin
This also works for Boone’s Farm.
#JustSayin
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Travel tip: if you drink enough German wine, it starts tasting like a fine Bordeaux.
This also works for Boone’s Farm.
#JustSayin
This also works for Boone’s Farm.
#JustSayin
We live in a world where the phrase, “…formerly known as Prince,” is no longer exclusive.
#AintNoParticularSign
#AintNoParticularSign
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
We live in a world where the phrase, “…formerly known as Prince,” is no longer exclusive.
#AintNoParticularSign
#AintNoParticularSign
The craziest part of people denying the holocaust is that Germany doesn’t deny it happened.
#HolocaustDeniers
#HolocaustDeniers
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The craziest part of people denying the holocaust is that Germany doesn’t deny it happened.
#HolocaustDeniers
#HolocaustDeniers
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Whether you’re at home or abroad, there’s no excuse for ignoring your own self care.
#BerlinBros4Toes
#BerlinBros4Toes
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Whether you’re at home or abroad, there’s no excuse for ignoring your own self care.
#BerlinBros4Toes
#BerlinBros4Toes
The Brandenburg Gate…..yo
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Brandenburg Gate…..yo
If you could smell this photo, your nose would burn..
#CurryWurst
#CurryWurst
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If you could smell this photo, your nose would burn..
#CurryWurst
#CurryWurst
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Berlin is an incredible city and never disappoints. Sure, it has its own “unique” history which is rarely far away. But, it’s dealt with it’s horrible past in a way American’s should learn from.
#IchBinEinBerliner
#IchBinEinBerliner
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Berlin is an incredible city and never disappoints. Sure, it has its own “unique” history which is rarely far away. But, it’s dealt with it’s horrible past in a way American’s should learn from.
#IchBinEinBerliner
#IchBinEinBerliner
I’m of the opinion that Mamdani’s win can’t happen unless the concept of openly calling yourself a democratic socialist is normalized
…by this fucking guy:
…by this fucking guy:
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’m of the opinion that Mamdani’s win can’t happen unless the concept of openly calling yourself a democratic socialist is normalized
…by this fucking guy:
…by this fucking guy:
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The maid just walked into my hotel room, for turn down, right as I was getting out of the shower and saw me naked. She handed me two mints so I’m taking the W.
#MaybeThoseWerePityMints
#MaybeThoseWerePityMints
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The maid just walked into my hotel room, for turn down, right as I was getting out of the shower and saw me naked. She handed me two mints so I’m taking the W.
#MaybeThoseWerePityMints
#MaybeThoseWerePityMints
German trailer hitches actually look incomplete without truck nuts.
#Fahrvergnügen
#Fahrvergnügen
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
German trailer hitches actually look incomplete without truck nuts.
#Fahrvergnügen
#Fahrvergnügen
On my way to Berlin. Thinking I should ask them for a list of “don’ts.”
November 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
On my way to Berlin. Thinking I should ask them for a list of “don’ts.”
All this fawning over MTG misses the point. Her behavior is quintessential republican. Waiting for others to fix every problem while bitching about the lack of action from others. You know what a good question for her would be? “You’re in congress. Aren’t you? What solution have YOU proposed?
#MTG
#MTG
November 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
All this fawning over MTG misses the point. Her behavior is quintessential republican. Waiting for others to fix every problem while bitching about the lack of action from others. You know what a good question for her would be? “You’re in congress. Aren’t you? What solution have YOU proposed?
#MTG
#MTG
October 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
October 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
