armchairprez
@armchairprez.bsky.social
Army Vet. Expat-in-training. ANTIFA Branch Manager, Shia-Atheist, Lake living, bourbon swilling, trump (and supporters) hatin’, man about town. Two-consenting-adults-ally. Swore off social media, but apparently my need to be heard is acute…#ENTJ
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armchairprez
@armchairprez.bsky.social
· Sep 27
Can we go ahead and pick a city in the U.S. to rename as “Nuremberg?”
December 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Never take a sunset for granted….
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Never take a sunset for granted….
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Man. Just missed an earlier connection at Heathrow that would’ve saved me two hours. Couldn’t standby because I checked a bag.
Thanks, bin Laden
Thanks, bin Laden
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Man. Just missed an earlier connection at Heathrow that would’ve saved me two hours. Couldn’t standby because I checked a bag.
Thanks, bin Laden
Thanks, bin Laden
Americans in America: “SPEAK ENGLISH!”
Americans in a foreign country: “NOTHING IS IN ENGLISH!”
Gawd, we’re insufferable assholes.
Americans in a foreign country: “NOTHING IS IN ENGLISH!”
Gawd, we’re insufferable assholes.
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Americans in America: “SPEAK ENGLISH!”
Americans in a foreign country: “NOTHING IS IN ENGLISH!”
Gawd, we’re insufferable assholes.
Americans in a foreign country: “NOTHING IS IN ENGLISH!”
Gawd, we’re insufferable assholes.
….and she’s buy-ing the stairway…
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
….and she’s buy-ing the stairway…
Dinner on the roof of the Reichstag building, tonight. Amazing.
#SoMuchHistory
#SoMuchHistory
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dinner on the roof of the Reichstag building, tonight. Amazing.
#SoMuchHistory
#SoMuchHistory
Travel tip: if you drink enough German wine, it starts tasting like a fine Bordeaux.
This also works for Boone’s Farm.
#JustSayin
This also works for Boone’s Farm.
#JustSayin
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Travel tip: if you drink enough German wine, it starts tasting like a fine Bordeaux.
This also works for Boone’s Farm.
#JustSayin
This also works for Boone’s Farm.
#JustSayin
We live in a world where the phrase, “…formerly known as Prince,” is no longer exclusive.
#AintNoParticularSign
#AintNoParticularSign
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
We live in a world where the phrase, “…formerly known as Prince,” is no longer exclusive.
#AintNoParticularSign
#AintNoParticularSign
The craziest part of people denying the holocaust is that Germany doesn’t deny it happened.
#HolocaustDeniers
#HolocaustDeniers
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The craziest part of people denying the holocaust is that Germany doesn’t deny it happened.
#HolocaustDeniers
#HolocaustDeniers
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Whether you’re at home or abroad, there’s no excuse for ignoring your own self care.
#BerlinBros4Toes
#BerlinBros4Toes
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Whether you’re at home or abroad, there’s no excuse for ignoring your own self care.
#BerlinBros4Toes
#BerlinBros4Toes
The Brandenburg Gate…..yo
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The Brandenburg Gate…..yo
If you could smell this photo, your nose would burn..
#CurryWurst
#CurryWurst
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If you could smell this photo, your nose would burn..
#CurryWurst
#CurryWurst
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Berlin is an incredible city and never disappoints. Sure, it has its own “unique” history which is rarely far away. But, it’s dealt with it’s horrible past in a way American’s should learn from.
#IchBinEinBerliner
#IchBinEinBerliner
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Berlin is an incredible city and never disappoints. Sure, it has its own “unique” history which is rarely far away. But, it’s dealt with it’s horrible past in a way American’s should learn from.
#IchBinEinBerliner
#IchBinEinBerliner
I’m of the opinion that Mamdani’s win can’t happen unless the concept of openly calling yourself a democratic socialist is normalized
…by this fucking guy:
…by this fucking guy:
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’m of the opinion that Mamdani’s win can’t happen unless the concept of openly calling yourself a democratic socialist is normalized
…by this fucking guy:
…by this fucking guy:
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The maid just walked into my hotel room, for turn down, right as I was getting out of the shower and saw me naked. She handed me two mints so I’m taking the W.
#MaybeThoseWerePityMints
#MaybeThoseWerePityMints
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The maid just walked into my hotel room, for turn down, right as I was getting out of the shower and saw me naked. She handed me two mints so I’m taking the W.
#MaybeThoseWerePityMints
#MaybeThoseWerePityMints
German trailer hitches actually look incomplete without truck nuts.
#Fahrvergnügen
#Fahrvergnügen
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
German trailer hitches actually look incomplete without truck nuts.
#Fahrvergnügen
#Fahrvergnügen
