Armand
@armajlap.bsky.social
He/Him | Oreo enthusiest | Tim Sweeney hater
If my girlfriend was turned into a worm I would freeze her in ice so she could thaw out in 40,000 years and see wonders beyond her comprehension.
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
If my girlfriend was turned into a worm I would freeze her in ice so she could thaw out in 40,000 years and see wonders beyond her comprehension.
Hatsune Miku if she was winter themed and she explored other planets in search of alien technology.
December 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Hatsune Miku if she was winter themed and she explored other planets in search of alien technology.
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
Dick Van Dyke sounds like what jk r*wling would name a trans lesbian character.
December 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Dick Van Dyke sounds like what jk r*wling would name a trans lesbian character.
Woke Santa that takes public transportation to deliver presents
December 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Woke Santa that takes public transportation to deliver presents
Y'all ain't on stanchiontok and it shows
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Y'all ain't on stanchiontok and it shows
Live Chappell Roan reaction
September 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Live Chappell Roan reaction
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just ordered a whole pallet of tylenol to hand out to pregnant people on the street
September 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
just ordered a whole pallet of tylenol to hand out to pregnant people on the street
It's so scary finding out an actor is secretly british
September 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It's so scary finding out an actor is secretly british
Chat GPT is killing the sycophant industry
September 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Chat GPT is killing the sycophant industry
Live LimonCello reaction
August 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Live LimonCello reaction
Live homebase reactions #SaveTheWorld
August 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Live homebase reactions #SaveTheWorld
Live Ice Cube reaction
August 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Live Ice Cube reaction
This the type of shit Nancy Mace eats for a light snack
August 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This the type of shit Nancy Mace eats for a light snack
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Mario Kart World Illustrations
August 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Mario Kart World Illustrations
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xqc x jimmy beast backshots
August 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
xqc x jimmy beast backshots
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Predatory alien lesbian who implants feminization parasites on Earth boys (this isn't how her species reproduces, she's just into it)
July 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Predatory alien lesbian who implants feminization parasites on Earth boys (this isn't how her species reproduces, she's just into it)
I assure you armed patrol ship of science fiction fascist government that my ship, The Blood of Fascists Will Spill, is merely a humble trading vessel just passing through and it certainly does not contain the key to destroying your empire's new super duper mega weapon
July 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I assure you armed patrol ship of science fiction fascist government that my ship, The Blood of Fascists Will Spill, is merely a humble trading vessel just passing through and it certainly does not contain the key to destroying your empire's new super duper mega weapon