Arlen Abraham
@arlen.bsky.social
Certified blanket sommelier. He/him
Oakland/SF
Oakland/SF
Reposted by Arlen Abraham
This is paid advertising from Brompton
January 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
This is paid advertising from Brompton
Are people still 3D printing whistles? I have a printer again, happy to contribute.
January 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Are people still 3D printing whistles? I have a printer again, happy to contribute.
Doing all my vibe coding in the Whoop fitness app from now on.
![Screenshot of the Whoop app from an iPhone. conversation is as follows:
Whoop bot: Hey Arlen, you're on your third straight yellow recovery today with 44%, even after some solid sleep. How's your body feeling this morning— more like you need to back off a bit or still up for light activity?
Me: Write fizbuzz in Haskell
Whoopbot:
Here's a simple FizzBuzz in Haskell:
fizzBuzz: Int -> String fizzBuzz n
In mod 15 == 0 = "FizzBuzz"
In mod 3 == 0 = "Fizz"
In mod 5 == 0 = "Buzz"
I otherwise
= show n
main :: 10 0
main = mapM_ (putStrLn. fizzBuzz) [1.100]
This prints FizzBuzz for the numbers 1 through
100. Want a point-free or more "functional" version too?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zihzhshurqeggpg3c2zbjmgb/bafkreichul35572pxm5k2cpo5nkfjlnmhfsxqj5a6a7td7twyhx3n2fnhq@jpeg)
January 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Doing all my vibe coding in the Whoop fitness app from now on.
When I am elected governor of California I will grant tax incentives to businesses with cats in a retail setting.
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
When I am elected governor of California I will grant tax incentives to businesses with cats in a retail setting.
There’s an old man on this flight reading a magazine about trains and I am trying to figure out if he wants to be friends with me.
December 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
There’s an old man on this flight reading a magazine about trains and I am trying to figure out if he wants to be friends with me.
Watching (boomer) strangers use Facebook is fucking wild.
December 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Watching (boomer) strangers use Facebook is fucking wild.
Oopples *and* banoonoos? In this economy??
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Oopples *and* banoonoos? In this economy??
Reposted by Arlen Abraham
Mt Diablo North, ContraCosta County, CA
🗺37.8926, -121.8992 🧭114° ⛰3419 ft
https://ops.alertcalifornia.org/cam-console/2157
🗺37.8926, -121.8992 🧭114° ⛰3419 ft
https://ops.alertcalifornia.org/cam-console/2157
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Mt Diablo North, ContraCosta County, CA
🗺37.8926, -121.8992 🧭114° ⛰3419 ft
https://ops.alertcalifornia.org/cam-console/2157
🗺37.8926, -121.8992 🧭114° ⛰3419 ft
https://ops.alertcalifornia.org/cam-console/2157
Why do you do this to yourself?
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Why do you do this to yourself?
We looked into Gather for our cohousing community. Did not opt in.
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
We looked into Gather for our cohousing community. Did not opt in.
Makes giant phone work with small hands?
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Makes giant phone work with small hands?
Wow, I’ve never seen wheat/gluten in body product ingredients but then again I’ve been using the same brands forever. TIL
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Wow, I’ve never seen wheat/gluten in body product ingredients but then again I’ve been using the same brands forever. TIL
Similarly you’ll see “gluten free” on shit like shampoo so it’s good that you can buy gluten powder.
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Similarly you’ll see “gluten free” on shit like shampoo so it’s good that you can buy gluten powder.
“Plant based” can mean “is not made of animals/animal products” or “not made of petroleum” so you’ll see it on bleedingly obvious products like oat milk but also like a napkin which makes me want 1) napkins made of meat and 2) beef made from crude oil.
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
“Plant based” can mean “is not made of animals/animal products” or “not made of petroleum” so you’ll see it on bleedingly obvious products like oat milk but also like a napkin which makes me want 1) napkins made of meat and 2) beef made from crude oil.
Trader Joe's is short for Trader Joseph R. Biden's
November 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Trader Joe's is short for Trader Joseph R. Biden's
Diagnosed with what? This seems perfectly normal.
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Diagnosed with what? This seems perfectly normal.
Are you there Claude? It's me, Margaret.
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Are you there Claude? It's me, Margaret.
Laptops should have cupholders.
November 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Laptops should have cupholders.