Arkansas Lorax
@arkansaslorax.bsky.social
Follower of Christ, lover of nature, science enthusiast, part-time optimist who speaks fluent sarcasm.
This is my prediction, enough Republicans finally read the tea leaves, realizing they’ve hitched their wagons to a lame duck pedophile, and they impeach him before his term is up and try to salvage their political careers
November 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
This is my prediction, enough Republicans finally read the tea leaves, realizing they’ve hitched their wagons to a lame duck pedophile, and they impeach him before his term is up and try to salvage their political careers
Maria Machado won the 2025 Nobel Peace prize prompting Trump to offer to stop sending troops to our cities & would order ICE to stop using zip ties on children if they will award him the 2026 prize. I heard he’s also willing to stop blowing up boats off the coast of Venezuela to sweeten the deal.
October 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Maria Machado won the 2025 Nobel Peace prize prompting Trump to offer to stop sending troops to our cities & would order ICE to stop using zip ties on children if they will award him the 2026 prize. I heard he’s also willing to stop blowing up boats off the coast of Venezuela to sweeten the deal.
Future historians when looking back at the Trump presidency will simply write: it was a complete and utter $hit$how.
September 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Future historians when looking back at the Trump presidency will simply write: it was a complete and utter $hit$how.
Things that should never be run for profit:
1. Schools/Education
2. Hospitals/Healthcare
3. Prisons/Law Enforcement
4. U.S. Mail
5. Firefighting
6. Water and electricity
1. Schools/Education
2. Hospitals/Healthcare
3. Prisons/Law Enforcement
4. U.S. Mail
5. Firefighting
6. Water and electricity
July 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Things that should never be run for profit:
1. Schools/Education
2. Hospitals/Healthcare
3. Prisons/Law Enforcement
4. U.S. Mail
5. Firefighting
6. Water and electricity
1. Schools/Education
2. Hospitals/Healthcare
3. Prisons/Law Enforcement
4. U.S. Mail
5. Firefighting
6. Water and electricity
Next up to distract you from the Epstein scandal, Trump releases the Bigfoot and Amelia Earhart files, along with an alien from Area 51.
July 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Next up to distract you from the Epstein scandal, Trump releases the Bigfoot and Amelia Earhart files, along with an alien from Area 51.
“Bending to the whims of a bully will not end his cruelty. It will only embolden him. The response to authoritarianism isn’t acquiescence. Bullies respond to one thing, and one thing only: a punch in the face.”
—Gov. JB Pritzker
—Gov. JB Pritzker
April 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“Bending to the whims of a bully will not end his cruelty. It will only embolden him. The response to authoritarianism isn’t acquiescence. Bullies respond to one thing, and one thing only: a punch in the face.”
—Gov. JB Pritzker
—Gov. JB Pritzker
I just downloaded the Signal app. I’m really good at Chess, Stratego, and Risk. Add me to your group chat and I’ll help you war plan.
March 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I just downloaded the Signal app. I’m really good at Chess, Stratego, and Risk. Add me to your group chat and I’ll help you war plan.
Arrogance and incompetence are both bad but when they’re coupled together, you get the worst possible people in charge.
March 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Arrogance and incompetence are both bad but when they’re coupled together, you get the worst possible people in charge.
A nation that abandons inclusion invites exclusion.
March 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
A nation that abandons inclusion invites exclusion.
Reposted by Arkansas Lorax
While Boozman, Cotton, and Hill find time to sellout Arkansans to billionaires, they can't find time to meet with their constituents. #arleg #arpx
A congressional town hall moderated by former gubernatorial candidate Chris Jones is scheduled for March 18 in Little Rock, though legislators are nowhere to be found.
Chris Jones to moderate congressional town hall March 18 - Arkansas Times
A congressional town hall moderated by Chris Jones is scheduled for March 18 in Little Rock, though legislators are nowhere to be found.
arktimes.com
March 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
They are remaking How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, only this time calling it How to Tank an Economy in 10 Days.
They are keeping the tagline from the original movie, “One of them is lying. So is the other."
You will leave the theater wondering what you just watched and asking for your money back.
They are keeping the tagline from the original movie, “One of them is lying. So is the other."
You will leave the theater wondering what you just watched and asking for your money back.
March 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
They are remaking How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, only this time calling it How to Tank an Economy in 10 Days.
They are keeping the tagline from the original movie, “One of them is lying. So is the other."
You will leave the theater wondering what you just watched and asking for your money back.
They are keeping the tagline from the original movie, “One of them is lying. So is the other."
You will leave the theater wondering what you just watched and asking for your money back.
Reposted by Arkansas Lorax
The whole thing is important, but listen until the end: the US depends a lot on the flow of capital into the country because it is perceived as the safest port in a storm. Once that is no longer true, a lot of things Americans take for granted go away.
A top economics reporter goes off script on national TV: “I am going to say this at risk of my job, but what President Trump is doing is insane.”
March 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The whole thing is important, but listen until the end: the US depends a lot on the flow of capital into the country because it is perceived as the safest port in a storm. Once that is no longer true, a lot of things Americans take for granted go away.
It seems like we should tighten up the basic requirements to become president. Being a natural born citizen that’s at least 35 years old seems to be a little too lax.
March 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It seems like we should tighten up the basic requirements to become president. Being a natural born citizen that’s at least 35 years old seems to be a little too lax.
Some people obviously didn’t watch Red Dawn as many times as I did growing up.
March 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Some people obviously didn’t watch Red Dawn as many times as I did growing up.
There are earthworms🪱 with more of a spine than Rubio.
February 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
There are earthworms🪱 with more of a spine than Rubio.
No kings, no tyrants, not now, not ever.
February 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
No kings, no tyrants, not now, not ever.
Reposted by Arkansas Lorax
Let's say their names:
* General CQ Brown, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: FIRED FOR BEING BLACK
* Admiral Lisa Franchetti, Chief of Naval Operations: FIRED FOR BEING FEMALE
* Admiral Linda Fagan, Coast Guard Commandant: FIRED FOR BEING FEMALE
All replaced by less qualified white guys.
* General CQ Brown, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: FIRED FOR BEING BLACK
* Admiral Lisa Franchetti, Chief of Naval Operations: FIRED FOR BEING FEMALE
* Admiral Linda Fagan, Coast Guard Commandant: FIRED FOR BEING FEMALE
All replaced by less qualified white guys.
its genuinely insane that they're firing CJCS for being black and CNO for being a woman. that is what's happening here
February 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Let's say their names:
* General CQ Brown, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: FIRED FOR BEING BLACK
* Admiral Lisa Franchetti, Chief of Naval Operations: FIRED FOR BEING FEMALE
* Admiral Linda Fagan, Coast Guard Commandant: FIRED FOR BEING FEMALE
All replaced by less qualified white guys.
* General CQ Brown, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: FIRED FOR BEING BLACK
* Admiral Lisa Franchetti, Chief of Naval Operations: FIRED FOR BEING FEMALE
* Admiral Linda Fagan, Coast Guard Commandant: FIRED FOR BEING FEMALE
All replaced by less qualified white guys.
French Hill must go. He is for the top 1%, not his constituents.
February 22, 2025 at 6:04 AM
French Hill must go. He is for the top 1%, not his constituents.
Reposted by Arkansas Lorax
"The KGB mission to shield the rigid Soviet dictatorship from any internal challenge, to weaken and discredit the United States and the various alliances we've built up, particularly the NATO alliance, and to advance the Soviet quest for power to destroy freedom makes it unique in the world."
February 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"The KGB mission to shield the rigid Soviet dictatorship from any internal challenge, to weaken and discredit the United States and the various alliances we've built up, particularly the NATO alliance, and to advance the Soviet quest for power to destroy freedom makes it unique in the world."
Elon Musk’s biography should be called The Obtuse Narcissist
February 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Elon Musk’s biography should be called The Obtuse Narcissist
This branch of the timeline needs to be pruned.
February 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This branch of the timeline needs to be pruned.