Arne Roomann-Kurrik
@ark.bsky.social
"Poignant self awareness, yet cheerful resignation to the Kafkaesque situation at hand" 🇺🇸+🇪🇪
@truebe.horse my Airbnb fridge can load web pages
September 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
@truebe.horse my Airbnb fridge can load web pages
Having ChatGPT explain the math around sports betting on my commute home so that I can talk to other dads during play dates
May 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Having ChatGPT explain the math around sports betting on my commute home so that I can talk to other dads during play dates
Hey Shinji, hey kiddo… listen, no pressure, okay? We know this is a lot. Just remember — in a way, your mom’s already there, looking out for you. When you’re ready to pilot the Eva, well… we’re all rooting for you, champ
April 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Hey Shinji, hey kiddo… listen, no pressure, okay? We know this is a lot. Just remember — in a way, your mom’s already there, looking out for you. When you’re ready to pilot the Eva, well… we’re all rooting for you, champ
Price of the bean going up
I want to be crystal clear about tariffs:
The consumer will pay for them. If we get hit, we will 100% be passing this on, as will most industries.
The consumer will pay for them. If we get hit, we will 100% be passing this on, as will most industries.
April 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Price of the bean going up
Better to leave some ambiguity about where your own personal hangups lie than to participate in the private school parent’s WhatsApp group and remove all doubt
February 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Better to leave some ambiguity about where your own personal hangups lie than to participate in the private school parent’s WhatsApp group and remove all doubt
Hey man do you have any spare cohns? I want to pla} my qong
February 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Hey man do you have any spare cohns? I want to pla} my qong
Accidentally locked myself out of the house today. Tried to think about what my dad would do in that situation so I kicked open the side door!
December 8, 2023 at 1:55 AM
Accidentally locked myself out of the house today. Tried to think about what my dad would do in that situation so I kicked open the side door!
Just had the world’s strongest Bloody Mary at 8am in the George Bush Intercontinental Airport
May 12, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Just had the world’s strongest Bloody Mary at 8am in the George Bush Intercontinental Airport
I need to see the superhub
May 4, 2023 at 7:57 PM
I need to see the superhub
@mcq.bsky.social I really enjoy The Way of the Gun and Jack Reacher and have felt that there were similarities in how you approached both films. Do you ever think of them as linked in any way?
May 4, 2023 at 3:07 AM
@mcq.bsky.social I really enjoy The Way of the Gun and Jack Reacher and have felt that there were similarities in how you approached both films. Do you ever think of them as linked in any way?
I’m beginning to feel like I’d work in just the absolutely worst, shittiest startup if it meant I could get one of these bad boys to myself again
Job description: Must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment.
The environment:
The environment:
May 3, 2023 at 3:36 AM
I’m beginning to feel like I’d work in just the absolutely worst, shittiest startup if it meant I could get one of these bad boys to myself again
Honestly I’ll go wherever weird Twitter goes
April 24, 2023 at 2:50 PM
Honestly I’ll go wherever weird Twitter goes
Here to lurk and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
March 15, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Here to lurk and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum