aristol727.bsky.social
@aristol727.bsky.social
There is something profoundly disconcerting about scheduling the death of another living being.
May 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Reading Babel by RF Kuang right now realllllly hits different given the current political climate between the US and China…
April 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
okay i do NOT like that this presenter is trying to pronounce LGBTIA saying “ligabateeah”
April 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
was the break up between Cellino and Barnes so ugly and petty that every billboard in town with one has a billboard with the other right behind it?
April 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Tonight I got drunk at D&D and dropped “LairBnB” and felt really proud about that one.
April 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Got the email about our faculty development workshop and it is about Gen AI … AGAIN. Like, sure, it’s a big deal. But if I’m completely honest, I am so bored of talking about ChatGPT and its implications for writing instruction. It’s the only thing anyone has talked about for three or four years.
April 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Sometimes I say things to students and I’m like, ooh that’s good I should write that down.
Today a student was frustrated I was asking tough clarifying questions about their research paper and i said:
“I’m not trying to take the wind out of your sails; I’m trying to help you build a better boat.”
April 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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she’s just like me fr
April 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Every time a student in my professional writing class uses simply “Experience” as a resume header, a fairy loses its wings.

And by fairy, obviously, i mean me. And by wings i mean mind.
April 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Just the LEVELS of stupid - not only is it clear they don’t / won’t understand science and things like mouse models, but the rhetoric is insane:
“The Fake News losers at CNN tried to fact check it, but President Trump was right (as usual)”
—on the official White House press site?? Worst timeline.
Trump Decried Millions Spent ‘Making Mice Transgender.’ It Was Cancer and Asthma Research
The president's address to Congress included a line designed to go viral in the right-wing misinformation machine
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March 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
PLEASE READ BOOKS — ebooks, books on tape, whatever! But please!! (also amusing comments)
personally would not describe the myth of a man cursed to roll a rock uphill FRUITLESSLY FOR ALL ETERNITY as “a reminder that you can overcome anything” but you do you, meta ad
March 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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The notion that Trump's "I'm king" tweet is "just trolling" or "a joke" presents an opportunity to recreate my just-joking thread (porting it over from the Bad Place):

1. I wrote my PhD dissertation on the social function of humor (in literature & film) and here's the thing about "just joking."
February 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Any of my Blooskees in NYC going to be around and/or have a place i could borrow the weekend of March 14th? 😬🤗
February 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Having one of those days where I keep thinking: “Is that so much to ask?”
February 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Make YOUR voice heard!

5calls.org
February 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It’s always so cool when you start hearing an artist you’ve liked for a while on the radio, not in a hipster way but in a “glad they’re getting their flowers” sort of way.
But sad when the radio edit is a little silly. 😅
February 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Hell yeah. Hold the line. This is what we need people to do.

Slow things down, don’t comply in advance so the courts have time to stop them. It’s starting to work.
Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.
February 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Better days
February 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Why aren’t more Dems standing up? Why is there no visible pushback except from AOC? Why is she seemingly the only one with a spine?
You’re worried about “getting primaried” if you push back, well guess what - if you don’t push back “there’s not going to be a primary, you stupid [spineless dems]”
Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.

Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”

We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
February 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Welp, my Instagram is officially gone. I feel okay about this. I look forward to hopefully reclaiming some time not doomscrolling anymore.
February 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
finally, watching drag race down under 4… can Michelle not use some of the shows catchphrases for copyright reasons? Or is she actually trying to make “let your inner light shine through” happen??
January 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Some days it’s hard feeling like no matter what i do, and how hard i work, and how much i grow — i’m disappointing in the the same ways over and over.
January 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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back and shoulder muscles: they're like batteries, for storing tension
January 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Quick test: How did you first pronounce this in your head? Is your brain as gay rotted as mine?
January 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Okay, hot take:
Where are the DC gays with Grindr screenshots from the inauguration on Monday? You know there’s tea, and I think we’re past the point of respecting the closets of hypocrites.
January 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM