Too late for you all this year but next year or honestly any time at all I simply cannot recommend this cranberry salsa enough, it slaps both as a cranberry sauce tart/spicy component for your meal and on a cracker with cream cheese as an app/snack www.the-girl-who-ate-everything.com/cranberry-sa...

Gonna be honest I do not know how you pet owners do it, we hosted a friend's (beautiful, gorgeous, angel) dog for two (2) days last week and I am still cleaning up so much dog hair

Honestly I made this account ages ago but have still been doing old Twitter but I opened it to see a link someone sent me and was like... oh there's all the people I forgot I used to like following

This has been me at the opera factory every single morning for months now please tell me there is a light at the end of the tunnel that is this unrelenting season

I have leftover pumpkin puree so yeah I'm gonna make pumpkin pancakes and we're gonna start and end the day with pumpkin get on my level!!!

having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition