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Areo "the Flapjack" Ants
@areoants.bsky.social
hey check it out it's me inflatable nutcase here to draw all sorts of strange things but big and round

will hide insights inside Alt-Text for those curious about them

Zoophiles & Minors DNI

FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/areoants
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I was there to see Aang, from his being freed from the iceberg, all the way to the premiere of Sozin's Comet.
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I was in kindergarten when The Simpsons had started airing.
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My first Pokémon was a Totodile

In the original Gold Version on a Pikachu yellow Gameboy Color.
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 PM
apparently, Heracross scores 272 on e621; Araidos scores 314.

so... close!
February 10, 2026 at 10:14 AM
I'd love to make that guess but the very presence of Scolioede means I'd be o- FUCK I DID IT AGAIN

Scolioede.

Scolipede. There.

the presence of Scolipede means I'd be off.

uh... Beedrill, Araidos, Shedinja(???), Vespiquen, SCOLIPEDE, Vivillon, Buzzwole, Orbeetle, & Slither Wing.
February 10, 2026 at 10:01 AM
not me deleting and reposting this thing to correct there being an extra "to", completely missing the "Scolioede"
February 10, 2026 at 9:51 AM
it'll never not fuck me up how the furry sexyman competition for Pokemon will have the ones you expect like Lucario and Zoroark, with a Charizard in there for good measure

and then there's Scolioede, staring right at you. it's not in first place, but that bughorse is standing discomfortingly close.
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 AM
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Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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for the Wrinklers? like this.
December 7, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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Here's some more old art as done via comm; ever wonder what it's be like if Krumblor the Cookie Dragon (from hit game Cookie Clicker!) also ate the big cookie? Like the Wrinklers do?

yeah same here

#inflation #inflationart
December 6, 2024 at 9:00 PM
please take care of your wrists I tried drawing and couldn't get my hand to hold the pen comfortably for more than a couple minutes
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 AM
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When you order from High-flyers pizza, be sure to ask for their roundest delivery mon's

Commish for @areoants.bsky.social feat. @moffballoon.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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The railgun beetle
#Pokemon #PixelArt #Aseprite
February 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Say Hello to the Sun!
#votv #fanart
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 PM
as well as making Eradicator Hexapod more
February 9, 2026 at 4:53 AM
tragically, boobs aren't my thing at all, and lactation by extension, but hey, I'll raise the glass all the same
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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I just think they’re neat
#beholder #dnd #art
February 8, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Lugia performs an oldie but a goodie (2021)
February 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Okay so being full of high-density gas and traveling through a low-density part of the atmosphere mayyyy not be a good idea-
delivery blimp may be a better tag-line, we suppose~
February 6, 2026 at 1:46 AM
incredible... He breathes...
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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It's called being an "ambulatory wheelchair user"
February 7, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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i have hired this VTOL to stare at you

(it Fugu)

#inflationart
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Juniper is entirely capable of doing the thing. You know, that thing. It tends to scares her employees.
February 7, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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July 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
February 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
probably not *completely* hung to dry, but x-ray would be feeling very alone
February 7, 2026 at 12:28 AM