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areoants.bsky.social
Areo "the Flapjack" Ants
@areoants.bsky.social
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hey check it out it's me inflatable nutcase here to draw all sorts of strange things but big and round

will hide insights inside Alt-Text for those curious about them

Zoophiles & Minors DNI

FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/areoants
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castesystem.bsky.social
#PAL Warsect

For $30 sent to https://ko-fi.com/itscaste, you can name a pokemon for me to inflate!
#CasteArt #Castemon #Furry #Palworld #Inflation
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
areoants.bsky.social
mom the Bloons are fighting again (Vortex is in the room making significant progress to causing mayhem)

#inflation #inflationart
Vortex, the shape of an overinflated football, advances smugly towards Lych and Bloonarius, the two of which argue amongst themselves as follows: "oh for the... he-he's got that look in his- he's coming over here, can't you say smthn to him?" "dude, what? I had to speak to him last time, isn't it your turn?" "hell no! you know him better than... is he humming friggin' Dig-Dug™?" "oh, NOW you know about video games?" "j- shut up! wai- no, you ta/lk to..." "TOO LATE YOU TALK NOW" Dreadbloon, Phayze, and Blastapopoulos, meanwhile, just vibe in the background. Artist's Note: hee hoo doodle of an hour, wanted to continue the Phayze drawing like I had suggested I would, but whoops! Didn't have the model on hand, and I wanna make those big pictures with a constant ref handy at all times, so I went with just kinda letting my hand draw something else in the meantime. Made Vortex, made the context later.
November 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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holliism.bsky.social
seems like a necessary post
😈 You are not bound by the Hays code. 😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story. 😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win. 😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool. 😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist. 😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts. 😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.
November 6, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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lesliejanderson.bsky.social
You guys wanna see a dead body?
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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bxnusducks.bsky.social
In his lane, unbothered, listening to his favorite jams
#inflationart
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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plushdewlap.bsky.social
fat
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
areoants.bsky.social
the Eradicator Hexapod, as done in a drawpile

#inflation #inflationart
Eradicator Hexapod, blown up into a sphere, with its top half swollen to the point of transparency. It's also hella shiny.
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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cpsc.gov
Today.
A woman standing in her kitchen. She is taking a photo of herself and her boyfriend who is just a circulatory system. The text reads: It is November 10th now. Your circulatory system boyfriend stands by your pan in the kitchen. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires. There are more home fires on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year. Always stand by your pan.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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thearmordines.bsky.social
also some bonus fat fucgking slugs
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
areoants.bsky.social
one final quick comm for @bunkerbeast.bsky.social where the Giratina goes and huffs incense

#inflation #inflationart
Giratina, Origin Forme, swollen because they got a really cool Full Incense in their mouth
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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sphealposting.bsky.social
Pokemon rumble spheal showing you a magic trick 1. Take your age 2. Add 4 That's not your age
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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areoants.bsky.social
@largenagainbound.bsky.social and I had a nice little skirmish in Command & Conquer... and I lost, so I owed 'em at least two hours on the balloon Orca (Flapjack Edition). It is what it is.

#inflation #inflationart
Naga's character as a Nod Flame Tank, resting dutifully upon an exasperated Flapjack, who himself is a GDI Orca. An arrow points to Flapjack, pointing out that he "failured the mission". An Obelisk of Light burns in the background, shot down to its lowest pillar. Artist's Note: Hilariously, I played Nod, and Naga played GDI... y'know, the opposite sides we chose. Whoops.
November 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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selphy6.bsky.social
Commission for zordraggon on FA
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
areoants.bsky.social
To anyone who hates the double tap emoji function on Discord mobile, while you can't turn it off, you CAN...

1: Create a throwaway emote in your server.
2: Set that emote to your double-tap setting.
3: Remove the throwaway emote.

Voila! No more accidental emotes when you REALLY don't need it.
November 7, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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highdrivedyke.bsky.social
hey if yall get a message or reply like this, this is fake
this is not actual bsky, most likely someone trying to scam or hack accounts
they appear currently to only be targeting artist accounts

spread the word!!
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
areoants.bsky.social
that's right? explodes time
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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areoants.bsky.social
A late night doodle, featuring a Suzaku, and the crew hoist atop it, learning a valuable lesson on the woes of being underprepared.

#inflation #inflationart
Palworld's Suzaku, a strange bird, being completely swollen and used as a platform for a Leezpunk and a Chillet, all while making their grand escape. The Leezpunk holds a large sack behind their back, whilst Chillet merely holds binoculars. The latter warns the other two of a terrible plight that's fallen upon them. "bad news, iggy." "can't use the binos, not shaped for me." "we may never see that homing missile locked circularly (crossed out) squarely on Suzy's bloated form." "would've been nice to have the intel, but what can you do?" "'least the weather's nice." sure enough, a missile is locked right on them, fired from a distant Oil Rig. Artist's Note: yet another late night doodle! this one trying to itch a Palworld itch, been stuck on my mind for a while. otherwise no real insight, but I do gotta ask... Not including the Xenovader I was comm'd, how much Palworld inflation is there, really? Chillet's popular, Leezpunk's got a few, and then there's one or two other folk in the way, but I can't think of too many Pals manifest into funny spheres. maybe Pocket Pair could give us full incense idk
January 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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castesystem.bsky.social
#PAL Suzaku

For $30 sent to https://ko-fi.com/itscaste, you can name a pokemon for me to inflate!
#CasteArt #Castemon #Furry #Palworld #Inflation
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
areoants.bsky.social
shout-out to that one anonymous person in my old CuriousCat question box who kept thirsting for "pancake slug dick" like that was ever part of the design

hope they found a nice glass of water since then
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
"oooo i'd draw that but i can't draw"

brother get this through your head

NOBODY can draw

we are literally

ALL

BULLSHITTING
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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veryroundnemo.bsky.social
Fugu's gettin it done, Fugu's making it to the landing zone! Go, Fugu, GO!!

Comm for @areoants.bsky.social
#inflation #nemoart
Fugu (Orca GDI gunship), inflated and floating in the air. They're flapping stubby wings and firing VTOL thrusters at maximum strength. They're trying very hard!
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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pankallisti.bsky.social
For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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tendermiasma.com
This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence

I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥
dieselbrain.bsky.social Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 13d
#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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areoants.bsky.social
it's 3-year-old art, but given my recent binging of Kill la Kill, it's only fair I share this old and quickly made doodle of a slightly inflated Senketsu

truly, the greatest sailor uniform of all time

#inflation #inflationart
August 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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areoants.bsky.social
very slowly inching my way out of this art block, what with me getting this strange idea out of the void that is my head; have a maggot

#inflation #inflationart
A very bold (and rounder than usual, about 2x2 tiles wide) Strange Maggot, from the hit game, Void Stranger, is marching down a path with a Strange Leech on it. The Leech looks on at the Maggot, not sure what to do. They will both explode into each other in one turn. That is fine. Artist's Note: please play Void Stranger if you think you can handle some incredibly tough puzzles with obtuse secrets I promise it's so fucking worth the time also may revisit this at some point idk
September 11, 2025 at 11:24 AM