Hyper-Real Bear
@arealbear.bsky.social
An actual Bear™️
Traveling the forest glued to my 🐝, yappin' about weed, music, games, stuff & thangs✨️
"Who controlls the past now, controlls the future. Who controlls the present now, controlls the past"
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Traveling the forest glued to my 🐝, yappin' about weed, music, games, stuff & thangs✨️
"Who controlls the past now, controlls the future. Who controlls the present now, controlls the past"
21+ linktr.ee/therealvictoriaofficial
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New Year #promosky
Bands:
🎶R.E.M
🎶Ned's Atomic Dustbin
🎶Duran Duran
🎶my dead girlfriend
🎶Tripping Daisy
🎶The Real Victoria
Games:
🎮NieR
🎮Pokémon
🎮Fortnite (lmao)
🎮Bloodborne
🎮Various Indies
I am awful at these ✌🏻
Happy New Year everybody!✨️💖🎉🎊 may good fortune come to all of you (and my band)
Bands:
🎶R.E.M
🎶Ned's Atomic Dustbin
🎶Duran Duran
🎶my dead girlfriend
🎶Tripping Daisy
🎶The Real Victoria
Games:
🎮NieR
🎮Pokémon
🎮Fortnite (lmao)
🎮Bloodborne
🎮Various Indies
I am awful at these ✌🏻
Happy New Year everybody!✨️💖🎉🎊 may good fortune come to all of you (and my band)
Texas proving over and over that they want to be sent back to the caveman Era, jesus fucking christ
May 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Texas proving over and over that they want to be sent back to the caveman Era, jesus fucking christ
So Chappell Roan huh?
April 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
So Chappell Roan huh?
10 and I'll burn one lmao
20 likes and i’ll piss on a cyber truck
March 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
10 and I'll burn one lmao
Imagine RFK Jr. eating a honey packet?
March 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Imagine RFK Jr. eating a honey packet?
Watching Chef Ramsay yell at schmucks who can't cook a perfect boiled egg while eating my Chicken Nugget Kid Cousine that I undercooked so the brownie is still a bit frozen
March 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Watching Chef Ramsay yell at schmucks who can't cook a perfect boiled egg while eating my Chicken Nugget Kid Cousine that I undercooked so the brownie is still a bit frozen
Actual picture of Elon literal moments before disaster, circa 2025 (colorized)
March 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Actual picture of Elon literal moments before disaster, circa 2025 (colorized)
Sometimes you just gotta sit there and eat a bag of Ground Black Pepper Kettle Chips™️ and listen to good kid, m.A.A.d. city
March 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Sometimes you just gotta sit there and eat a bag of Ground Black Pepper Kettle Chips™️ and listen to good kid, m.A.A.d. city
Kendrick Lamar, Bruno Mars - Click Clack (Official Unreleased)
YouTube video by Rap Boulevard
music.youtube.com
February 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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me and my homies snuggle up and get a good solid 8 hours of sleep
February 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
me and my homies snuggle up and get a good solid 8 hours of sleep
If it wasn't already known, it is 100% acceptable to re arrange a Nazi's teeth, especially in these trying times.
February 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
If it wasn't already known, it is 100% acceptable to re arrange a Nazi's teeth, especially in these trying times.
Woke up and decided that lungs filled with THC was the way to go, so bear with me for a little.
February 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Woke up and decided that lungs filled with THC was the way to go, so bear with me for a little.
Yes, yes, some of you may know me as the infamous actor who mauled Leo DiCrapio in the 2015 holiday blockbuster "The Revenant."
February 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Yes, yes, some of you may know me as the infamous actor who mauled Leo DiCrapio in the 2015 holiday blockbuster "The Revenant."
As a real, 100% living bear, I can confirm that the Coca-Cola company did indeed create Polar Bears™️ to sell their Carbonated Bevarage™️
February 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
As a real, 100% living bear, I can confirm that the Coca-Cola company did indeed create Polar Bears™️ to sell their Carbonated Bevarage™️
Everyone's calling this a Coup d'état.
More like a
𝘗𝘰𝘰 𝘥'é𝘵𝘢𝘵
More like a
𝘗𝘰𝘰 𝘥'é𝘵𝘢𝘵
February 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone's calling this a Coup d'état.
More like a
𝘗𝘰𝘰 𝘥'é𝘵𝘢𝘵
More like a
𝘗𝘰𝘰 𝘥'é𝘵𝘢𝘵
Interaction I saw on Instagram:
"What's the difference between the black MAGA hat and the red one"
"I like black...I'm Johny Cash MAGA"
"What's the difference between the black MAGA hat and the red one"
"I like black...I'm Johny Cash MAGA"
a man is eating a piece of food with a fork in his mouth
ALT: a man is eating a piece of food with a fork in his mouth
media.tenor.com
February 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Interaction I saw on Instagram:
"What's the difference between the black MAGA hat and the red one"
"I like black...I'm Johny Cash MAGA"
"What's the difference between the black MAGA hat and the red one"
"I like black...I'm Johny Cash MAGA"
I feel like it's getting really close to Nazi hunting season. I feel it on my snout.
February 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I feel like it's getting really close to Nazi hunting season. I feel it on my snout.
Reposted by Hyper-Real Bear
Ayo gotta help the bees follow each other too ill repost my bees as much as I can🐝✨️
Anime’s I really enjoy, if you see your fave here we should be friends 🥰
🌙Dragon ball, Z, GT & Super
✨Hellsing ultimate
🌙Tokyo ghoul
✨Death note
🌙Castlevania
✨Parasite
🌙My dress up darling
✨Attack on Titan
🌙Kabaneri of the iron fortress
✨High school of the dead
🌙Chainsaw man
Any recs?
#promosky
🌙Dragon ball, Z, GT & Super
✨Hellsing ultimate
🌙Tokyo ghoul
✨Death note
🌙Castlevania
✨Parasite
🌙My dress up darling
✨Attack on Titan
🌙Kabaneri of the iron fortress
✨High school of the dead
🌙Chainsaw man
Any recs?
#promosky
February 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Ayo gotta help the bees follow each other too ill repost my bees as much as I can🐝✨️
Blackberry Dr. Pepper guys
February 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Blackberry Dr. Pepper guys
Master Chef Idea: those peelable gummies but instead of wacky fruit shapes, they're little strawberry flavored fetuses
February 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Master Chef Idea: those peelable gummies but instead of wacky fruit shapes, they're little strawberry flavored fetuses
Reposted by Hyper-Real Bear
This is Sandal. He is making sure nothing happens to Canada he's watching, so no one pulls any bs! #BeLikeSandal ✊️🐝✨️
February 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This is Sandal. He is making sure nothing happens to Canada he's watching, so no one pulls any bs! #BeLikeSandal ✊️🐝✨️
In all reality, though, someone needs to hijack a TV station or something.
February 16, 2025 at 9:34 AM
In all reality, though, someone needs to hijack a TV station or something.