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when i get caught tryna irish goodbye
November 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
when i get caught tryna irish goodbye
Black Friday used to mean something in this country. I propose a national Black Friday de-enshittification effort
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Black Friday used to mean something in this country. I propose a national Black Friday de-enshittification effort
Desperately tried to avoid this entire saga but tonight's blog post and this reaction thread got me
If you read this, I want you to just post a GIF when you finish it with your reaction
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Desperately tried to avoid this entire saga but tonight's blog post and this reaction thread got me
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goddamn they really ran the Epstein Files ad during Monday Night Football
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
goddamn they really ran the Epstein Files ad during Monday Night Football
Welcome back, Kirkland Signature egg nog
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Welcome back, Kirkland Signature egg nog
Anyone watching the new Ken Burns documentary this week?
November 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Anyone watching the new Ken Burns documentary this week?
We have acquired the hiccups, and we are suffering immensely
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
We have acquired the hiccups, and we are suffering immensely
This hits so many notes as a Midwesterner
I'm in New Glarus
a man at the bar dressed like the Edmund Fitzgerald
charging pull tab/Schlitz to take pictures with him
the beer barrel polka has been played 3 times
folks are signing Gordon Lightfoot over it, known by heart
we are a DUI away from the most Wisconsin experience you can have
a man at the bar dressed like the Edmund Fitzgerald
charging pull tab/Schlitz to take pictures with him
the beer barrel polka has been played 3 times
folks are signing Gordon Lightfoot over it, known by heart
we are a DUI away from the most Wisconsin experience you can have
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This hits so many notes as a Midwesterner
Always a joy to read the Des Moines Register after an Iowa loss
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Always a joy to read the Des Moines Register after an Iowa loss
I'm not sure this legacy is as strong as they think. Iowa State started a competition very similar, if not identical, to the Tuition Toss during timeouts this year and I think literally all of them have thrown overhand rather than doing the chest pass
Dr. Pepper is now running commercials showing how the winners of the championship week Tuition Toss are thriving in life because of their winnings. i am producing a follow-up where the losers are like "yeah I lost by 2 points in the 2011 Pac-12 Tuition Toss and i'm still paying off my student loans"
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I'm not sure this legacy is as strong as they think. Iowa State started a competition very similar, if not identical, to the Tuition Toss during timeouts this year and I think literally all of them have thrown overhand rather than doing the chest pass
Happy to win the Shane Power Classic tonight
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Happy to win the Shane Power Classic tonight
Has anyone made the Iowa/Penn State joke regarding the score of this SNF game? Allow me to be the first
November 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Has anyone made the Iowa/Penn State joke regarding the score of this SNF game? Allow me to be the first
I'm sure those Arby's steak nuggets are crap but they sure look tasty on TV
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I'm sure those Arby's steak nuggets are crap but they sure look tasty on TV
After last night I can finally retire this; amazingly it held up through that entire losing streak save for a single FSU win against Wake
Rough day for Cyclone fans, but it could have been worse...we aren't Penn State, we aren't Florida State, and we didn't get stabbed by a 69 year old dude (nice!) we picked a fight with
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
After last night I can finally retire this; amazingly it held up through that entire losing streak save for a single FSU win against Wake
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My QB was 9/24 today
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My QB was 9/24 today
In this house we celebrate wins in all their forms but that offense was putrid and I hope they figure it out with the bye week
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
In this house we celebrate wins in all their forms but that offense was putrid and I hope they figure it out with the bye week
Clones get off the schneid and Iowa loses in excruciating fashion at home within minutes of each other? Is it Christmas already?
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Clones get off the schneid and Iowa loses in excruciating fashion at home within minutes of each other? Is it Christmas already?
I've honestly forgotten what it's like to have good things happen to my football team of interest
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I've honestly forgotten what it's like to have good things happen to my football team of interest
That's a bullshit call. He was pushed into him!
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
That's a bullshit call. He was pushed into him!
I've seen this Cascade commercial numerous times now, and...are there really people who have a functioning dishwasher and let it side idle while they hand wash their dishes? Like, who wrote this?
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I've seen this Cascade commercial numerous times now, and...are there really people who have a functioning dishwasher and let it side idle while they hand wash their dishes? Like, who wrote this?
Getting a better listen on that Gus Johnson call of Indiana's winning TD and...woof
November 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Getting a better listen on that Gus Johnson call of Indiana's winning TD and...woof
Well that was pretty awesome
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Well that was pretty awesome