Area Winter Endurer
@areadan.bsky.social
Person of disinterest. Requesting some enlightenment.
Haven't a clue what these Signal jokes are about but spreadsheets are my love language so this gets the RT
January 27, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Haven't a clue what these Signal jokes are about but spreadsheets are my love language so this gets the RT
100% I thought someone was spoofing Alanis before I read it more closely
I cannot be the only one who sees this picture and involuntarily hears “IT’S LIKE RAAAAAAAAIIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY”
Now in Maine: ICE watchers say federal agents are coming to their house to threaten and intimidate them.
www.pressherald.com/2026/01/23/i...
www.pressherald.com/2026/01/23/i...
January 27, 2026 at 3:46 AM
100% I thought someone was spoofing Alanis before I read it more closely
Captain Obvious-ass headline writer www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/i...
How We Determined That Minneapolis Videos Contradicted Federal Officials
www.nytimes.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Captain Obvious-ass headline writer www.nytimes.com/2026/01/26/i...
Went all the way across the median and killed someone? Wow
Driver dies after semi-truck's tires come loose, hit vehicle
Driver dies after semi-truck's tires come loose, hit vehicle
The driver was traveling westbound on I-80 when the tires of an eastbound semi-truck came loose, eventually crossing the median and hitting his vehicle.
www.kcci.com
January 26, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Went all the way across the median and killed someone? Wow
Temps finally in double digits again...we are very much back
January 26, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Temps finally in double digits again...we are very much back
I encounter it over and over again but someone needs to say it out loud. Workday suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
January 25, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I encounter it over and over again but someone needs to say it out loud. Workday suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
I was about to post that it was strange seeing Stillwater, Oklahoma with more snow on the ground than we currently have, but apparently they get an average of 7-9" each year so nevermind
January 24, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I was about to post that it was strange seeing Stillwater, Oklahoma with more snow on the ground than we currently have, but apparently they get an average of 7-9" each year so nevermind
Steelers executing the news dump to perfection
January 24, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Steelers executing the news dump to perfection
Reposted by Area Winter Endurer
three commercial buildings, independence, iowa, 2003
January 24, 2026 at 2:36 PM
three commercial buildings, independence, iowa, 2003
Stay safe in the weather out there, [gestures at almost everyone in America]
January 24, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Stay safe in the weather out there, [gestures at almost everyone in America]
And watch out for uneven driveway or sidewalk panels, discovering one of those the hard way will wreck you
If you get snow this weekend and aren't familiar with it — or even if you are — shoveling is very tough work. This is a decent list of dos and don'ts… but I'd add don't do it *at all* if you're over 50. It's very hard on the heart, especially in extreme cold.
stjosephshealth.org/healthy-you/...
stjosephshealth.org/healthy-you/...
How to Shovel Smart and Save Your Spine This Winter - St. Joseph's Health
Read on and learn how to shovel snow safely without straining your back or risking injury. Follow these tips for a pain-free winter.
stjosephshealth.org
January 22, 2026 at 7:11 PM
And watch out for uneven driveway or sidewalk panels, discovering one of those the hard way will wreck you
How do we yet again manage to go almost the entire month of October without a home game
January 21, 2026 at 5:56 PM
How do we yet again manage to go almost the entire month of October without a home game
Tonight's inexplicable mental soundtrack: toggling between the various musical options in Rad Racer
January 21, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Tonight's inexplicable mental soundtrack: toggling between the various musical options in Rad Racer
This is the good stuff
As a longtime member of Team Just Sing the Damn Song, that was a pretty good rendition
January 18, 2026 at 11:37 PM
This is the good stuff
At least that wasn't his fault?
January 18, 2026 at 9:11 PM
At least that wasn't his fault?
Last day to use the $50 promo code Costco sent me for some reason
🤝
First day of the Costco Super Bowl TV specials
🤝
First day of the Costco Super Bowl TV specials
two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym .
ALT: two men are arm wrestling each other in a gym .
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Last day to use the $50 promo code Costco sent me for some reason
🤝
First day of the Costco Super Bowl TV specials
🤝
First day of the Costco Super Bowl TV specials
Hope 988 in western NY is staffed up tonight
Stunner: Broncos coach Sean Payton just announced QB Bo Nix broke a bone in his ankle and is out for the season.
January 18, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Hope 988 in western NY is staffed up tonight
That's a catch!
January 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
That's a catch!
The game, it's good
January 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
The game, it's good
Another offseason of happy talk about we work harder than everyone else, followed by a fast start and a January burnout. Time to stop buying into the hype
January 17, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Another offseason of happy talk about we work harder than everyone else, followed by a fast start and a January burnout. Time to stop buying into the hype
One of the very few things I still visit Twitter for was the local feed of the National Weather Service. That obviously was degraded significantly thanks to DOGE and now it appears all tweets under the account are gone entirely.
January 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
One of the very few things I still visit Twitter for was the local feed of the National Weather Service. That obviously was degraded significantly thanks to DOGE and now it appears all tweets under the account are gone entirely.
Mentally preparing myself to be annoyed and angry with my team most of the evening
January 14, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Mentally preparing myself to be annoyed and angry with my team most of the evening
Packers fans losing in horrific fashion but watching Aaron Rodgers eat shit 48 hours later
a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game
ALT: a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Packers fans losing in horrific fashion but watching Aaron Rodgers eat shit 48 hours later
If there was in fact a war on protein, protein is currently re-enacting Sherman's March to the Sea
January 12, 2026 at 4:08 PM
If there was in fact a war on protein, protein is currently re-enacting Sherman's March to the Sea