aquatic languard (best waffle maker 2023)
@aquaticvanguard.bsky.social
Splatoon competitive team • est 9/2021 • LUTI S15 D4 • Ike smells like lint • Splatoon Acquaintances • Neato is ok we think (leaning towards maybe not actually)
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Hey fuckers!
We're looking to recruit a 4th to the team!
Here's some info on what we are looking for and shit!
We're looking to recruit a 4th to the team!
Here's some info on what we are looking for and shit!
I don't know what to do about him anymore.
Even the biggest boys have to go flaccid sometimes
November 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I don't know what to do about him anymore.
You can't kill me in a way that matters
I knew letting the Twitter intern on here was a bad idea from the start, now they're harassing our own roster members for no reason... sigh... lemme go get the 12 gauge
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
You can't kill me in a way that matters
Go to sleep, Twig.
The Gildamander might be the tankiest fucking creature the Pikmin series has ever made thanks to Fierce Mode, jesus fuck DIIIIIIIE ALREADYYYY... granted I just fought the one in Shipwreck Tale, it'll probably be a lot better when I have Winged Pikmin by my side in the main story
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Go to sleep, Twig.
Hey fuckers!
We're looking to recruit a 4th to the team!
Here's some info on what we are looking for and shit!
We're looking to recruit a 4th to the team!
Here's some info on what we are looking for and shit!
November 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Hey fuckers!
We're looking to recruit a 4th to the team!
Here's some info on what we are looking for and shit!
We're looking to recruit a 4th to the team!
Here's some info on what we are looking for and shit!
Actually, I took the yacht out yesterday in the Caribbean. Works fine to me. Paint's chipping away, though
I very much will becauce you still haven't paid up for the damages you caused to our yacht thanks to your little stunt
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Actually, I took the yacht out yesterday in the Caribbean. Works fine to me. Paint's chipping away, though
This account looks like a great place for a Shen Yun ad
October 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This account looks like a great place for a Shen Yun ad
Hot Life Tips:
Sometimes you just gotta eat the cereals to make the cereals
Thank you for reading!
Sometimes you just gotta eat the cereals to make the cereals
Thank you for reading!
October 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Hot Life Tips:
Sometimes you just gotta eat the cereals to make the cereals
Thank you for reading!
Sometimes you just gotta eat the cereals to make the cereals
Thank you for reading!
We have come to make an announcement, we at AV would like to say goodbye to @mystictactician.com as she'll be leaving the team on good terms! We wish her well in whatever her future in Splatoon holds! Thank you for playing with us and you'll ALWAYS be apart of the AV family that keeps on growing!
October 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We have come to make an announcement, we at AV would like to say goodbye to @mystictactician.com as she'll be leaving the team on good terms! We wish her well in whatever her future in Splatoon holds! Thank you for playing with us and you'll ALWAYS be apart of the AV family that keeps on growing!
aquatic vanguard was 59 years ago. think about that
October 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
aquatic vanguard was 59 years ago. think about that
AV fam really pulled up to my wedding 😭 💙
I’m so thankful for the lifelong friends a silly little squid game gave me. Some of these mfs flew 2000+ miles for a single night to watch me marry the love of my life
I’m blessed to have such amazing people supporting me
I love my AV fam frfr 🫶
- Ike
I’m so thankful for the lifelong friends a silly little squid game gave me. Some of these mfs flew 2000+ miles for a single night to watch me marry the love of my life
I’m blessed to have such amazing people supporting me
I love my AV fam frfr 🫶
- Ike
October 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
AV fam really pulled up to my wedding 😭 💙
I’m so thankful for the lifelong friends a silly little squid game gave me. Some of these mfs flew 2000+ miles for a single night to watch me marry the love of my life
I’m blessed to have such amazing people supporting me
I love my AV fam frfr 🫶
- Ike
I’m so thankful for the lifelong friends a silly little squid game gave me. Some of these mfs flew 2000+ miles for a single night to watch me marry the love of my life
I’m blessed to have such amazing people supporting me
I love my AV fam frfr 🫶
- Ike
I will double the intern and give it to the next person
500 social media interns or a jay-z that doubles every day 🤔
September 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I will double the intern and give it to the next person
100 thousand Aquatic Vanguards or dinner with the social media intern
September 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
100 thousand Aquatic Vanguards or dinner with the social media intern
Only if you behave with Neato
I should be allowed to see my friends in-person whenever we want, it aint fair
September 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Only if you behave with Neato
Does anyone remember when Graggle Simpson was a part of Aquatic Vanguard?
September 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Does anyone remember when Graggle Simpson was a part of Aquatic Vanguard?
Do you guys fuck with Blop Bop?
September 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Do you guys fuck with Blop Bop?
No that just means the audience members are the ones doing something wrong
Notice how nobody in the audience at Riptide complained about me, the social media intern? Clearly I'm doing something right
September 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
No that just means the audience members are the ones doing something wrong
Notice how nobody in the audience at Riptide complained about me, the social media intern? Clearly I'm doing something right
September 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Notice how nobody in the audience at Riptide complained about me, the social media intern? Clearly I'm doing something right
I really, really, REALLY don't know what you're on about
You guys dont know this but, that really bad intern we have finally revealed themselves to me today at Riptide, I would out them but I would then be outting myself
Just wanted to vent about having this info and not being able to reveal it, so bye
Just wanted to vent about having this info and not being able to reveal it, so bye
September 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I really, really, REALLY don't know what you're on about
You guys dont know this but, that really bad intern we have finally revealed themselves to me today at Riptide, I would out them but I would then be outting myself
Just wanted to vent about having this info and not being able to reveal it, so bye
Just wanted to vent about having this info and not being able to reveal it, so bye
September 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You guys dont know this but, that really bad intern we have finally revealed themselves to me today at Riptide, I would out them but I would then be outting myself
Just wanted to vent about having this info and not being able to reveal it, so bye
Just wanted to vent about having this info and not being able to reveal it, so bye
what a yapper
I am already regretting my decision to allow the previous intern from that accursed site back as they have already made a spelling error, thus damaging our brand. I, the better intern, will be monitoring them more closely now. Failure to comply will result in termination... OF THEIR LIFE
Afternoon, fellow AV fans. After years of intense struggle with the ruthless members of the team, I have managed to re-assume my role as the social media inter. While the path to my return was violent, my triumph is glorious indeed.
anyway who ripping they tidd
anyway who ripping they tidd
September 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
what a yapper
I am already regretting my decision to allow the previous intern from that accursed site back as they have already made a spelling error, thus damaging our brand. I, the better intern, will be monitoring them more closely now. Failure to comply will result in termination... OF THEIR LIFE
Afternoon, fellow AV fans. After years of intense struggle with the ruthless members of the team, I have managed to re-assume my role as the social media inter. While the path to my return was violent, my triumph is glorious indeed.
anyway who ripping they tidd
anyway who ripping they tidd
September 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I am already regretting my decision to allow the previous intern from that accursed site back as they have already made a spelling error, thus damaging our brand. I, the better intern, will be monitoring them more closely now. Failure to comply will result in termination... OF THEIR LIFE
FURTHER MENTION OF THIS SPELLING ERROR WILL RESULT IN DEVASTATING CONSEQUENCES.
- Returning AV intern
- Returning AV intern
Afternoon, fellow AV fans. After years of intense struggle with the ruthless members of the team, I have managed to re-assume my role as the social media inter. While the path to my return was violent, my triumph is glorious indeed.
anyway who ripping they tidd
anyway who ripping they tidd
September 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
FURTHER MENTION OF THIS SPELLING ERROR WILL RESULT IN DEVASTATING CONSEQUENCES.
- Returning AV intern
- Returning AV intern
Afternoon, fellow AV fans. After years of intense struggle with the ruthless members of the team, I have managed to re-assume my role as the social media inter. While the path to my return was violent, my triumph is glorious indeed.
anyway who ripping they tidd
anyway who ripping they tidd
September 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Afternoon, fellow AV fans. After years of intense struggle with the ruthless members of the team, I have managed to re-assume my role as the social media inter. While the path to my return was violent, my triumph is glorious indeed.
anyway who ripping they tidd
anyway who ripping they tidd
I DONT USUALLY MAKE THE DRIP PIC POSTS OKAY? IKE NEVER SHOWED UP WHEN I TRIED TO TAG HIM FOR SOME REASON, IM THE NEWER INTERN AND I WAS ON 5 HOURS OF SLEEP LEAVE ME BEEEE
July 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I DONT USUALLY MAKE THE DRIP PIC POSTS OKAY? IKE NEVER SHOWED UP WHEN I TRIED TO TAG HIM FOR SOME REASON, IM THE NEWER INTERN AND I WAS ON 5 HOURS OF SLEEP LEAVE ME BEEEE