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splatnerd.bsky.social
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@splatnerd.bsky.social
My psuedo-private account | I play video games kinda good | comp splatoon player and rhythm game junkie | my favorite passtime is simping over fictional men 🏳️‍🌈| Not a furry but I like when hot wolf men call me a good boy
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might force myself to start writing more so ima pin this just for posterity's sake
"preamble to a large collection of works" type beat
chat I just realized that genshin and splatoon share a major lore point and idk how to feel about it because it makes so much sense why I was drawn to both games now
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
catching up on genshin story and I had another "this game is free" moment
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"Hold up give me my quad"
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Goofy ass way to turn the game around
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Why is my sword locked tf in
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Can I bounce on it a lil
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
At least I'm not going to be homeless anymore
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Holy shit we ACTUALLY got SDVX7 before GTA VI
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
This is the best 6 minutes of music ever created
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the immortal snail from crab champions is literally giving me some form of trauma I have a reaction every time I see or hear mention of a snail
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
MY AUTISM CREATURE HAS ARRIVED I'M SO NORMAL ABOUT HTIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
absolutely generational mindblock
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Oh hey that was me
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I knew it was some type of omen when mother by porter robinson got stuck in my head on the plane ride home but I didn't expect to be bitch slapped by the reality of my life immediately upon walking into the door of the Place I Am Currently Staying
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I don't want to go home :<
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Blitz jackets got 3rd @booyahbay-spl.bsky.social
Thank you to the TO' and my wonderful teammates who were a blast to hang out with and chat with <3
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Team mascot: cloud (Rice's cat)
November 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Part of me wants to just give up and try out dating apps but my demi ass is grossed out at the thought of meeting people just for the sake of dating or hooking up
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Sucks that we didn't make top 2 but I can't even be upset because that winners finals set was too good
November 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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keycap, buy it, 12 dolla
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Time for boba bay
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Type shit
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I really should play in more pickups bc recently I've enjoyed it and felt like I can do well in that kind of environment but I just need more stamina and dedicated time to play the game
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This must be so incomprehensible to normal people lmao
New Merch Alert!!! We've got a new shirt, hat, and sticker available in our store now! Check it out! store.dftba.com/collections/...
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Coming to a Booyah Bay near you...
It's Blitz Jackets!

Check out the full video on YouTube! Roster and credits below as well.
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM