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wrote about internalising halloween & other linus van pelt style feelings on completing a year's worth of writing: aprylhm.substack.com/p/30-thats-n...
#30: that's nothing compared to the fury of a woman who has been cheated out of trick-or-treats
Toward the end of October, I saw someone say that sometimes, Halloween is three weeks long and that sometimes there is NO Halloween at all.
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have i not suffered enough
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
a lot of you are falling for data inaccuracy today, and it shows!!
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
gauche to discuss i guess but: of all the 2000s cultural throwbacks i hate (and believe me, i hate them all), everyone suddenly being emaciated really is the one i find most psychically troubling.
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 AM
is there any better thrill than convincing someone to watch HEAT (1995) for the first time.
December 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
how on earth is everyone affording to pay-for endless monthly substack subscriptions.
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
my first and only podcast appearance of the year: thank you to meg for asking me to play 'chekhov’s whatever' and share my thoughts on FRANKENSTEIN (2025)- i had a very fun time: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
lost this guy yesterday, and i don’t think my heart will ever stop hurting.
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
i do think my biggest character flaw is actively caring about the show ‘stranger things’
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
back in the news:
mad that everyone is all free palestine until radiohead are playing shows lol
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
insane pull for ‘pillion’ to use a song that is deeply tethered to ‘the worst person in the world’.
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
dream blunt rotation.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
big fan of having unfettered access to listening data at all times (i'm still a lastfm devotee) but it does mean i have been confronted by the realisation that- as it stands- only ten of my top 50 most played albums this year were actually released in 2025.
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
udo kier, cool for so many reasons (what a life! what a career!) but especially because of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujEp...
Korn - Make Me Bad (Official Video)
YouTube video by KornVEVO
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November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
do you ever just think about how fucking sick converge are
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
wrote about internalising halloween & other linus van pelt style feelings on completing a year's worth of writing: aprylhm.substack.com/p/30-thats-n...
#30: that's nothing compared to the fury of a woman who has been cheated out of trick-or-treats
Toward the end of October, I saw someone say that sometimes, Halloween is three weeks long and that sometimes there is NO Halloween at all.
aprylhm.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 AM
my favourite part of seeing osgood perkins ‘keeper’ this evening was when the title card for ‘predator: badlands’ appeared and we realised we’d been sent to the wrong screen.
November 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
why is roy keane dressed like daniel plainview.
November 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i’m sure drugs are great but have you ever beat a google maps journey time by ten minutes?
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Reposted by a.
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 AM
mad that everyone is all free palestine until radiohead are playing shows lol
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
this new rosalía record is so fucking sick.
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
not charli xcx roping in JOHN CALE to guest on one of her songs for the 'wuthering heights' ost.
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
the plague of “6, 7” has fully reached my working life (children realising it exists within the dewey decimal number for dinosaurs)
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
josh just told me that this is what i looked like when marc maron turned up in 'deliver me from nowhere'.
November 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
tired: couples costume for halloween.

wired: couples costume for halloween, but you’re both harry dean stanton.
November 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM