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sydney 🧃🐇🪬☘️🧡👽
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im one in a minion 😎 may starclan light your path 🌌🐈‍⬛
many of my favourite songs also become tiktok viral but i think someone just paid an etsy witch for me to endure my own personal version of prometheus' curse
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
i think i have my finger on the pulse unintentionally a bit Too often. like it starts to feel like im lying because of how frequently i like the Next It Girl before everyone else. and yes addison rae has been the prime example in 2025 because i have been defending her since met gala 2022
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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everyone's favorite sea creature!
October 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Misinformation has long fueled fear and misunderstanding about wolves, but science tells a different story.

Share this to help replace fear with understanding and support wolf conservation.🐾 #mythvsfact #wolfawarenessweek
October 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
having a nice girlfriend will have you doing corny shit you never did before. i actually send those "Us" kitten memes now instead of feeling nauseous when theyre sent to me against my will
October 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Wish i was kidding but i genuinely had a nightmare last night where it turned out my nose was a hallucination and i'd actually had a ski slope nose the whole time and i woke up so panicked
October 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i think im developing an excel spreadsheet problem
October 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
has ethel cains popularity made it socially acceptable to have been a nicole dollanganger fan since age 14 yet. like do i get any points for having been into ethel cain since 2019 because of her opening for nicole dollanganger.
October 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
going to become an offshoot of gaylors where i start spreading a theory that end game was taylor swift's attempt to hard launch her relationship with future but they broke up before it released
October 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
the secret to enjoying the new taylor swift album is to treat it as high camp. not many know this hack i have been using on and off since she released ME! in 2019
October 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Kicking off October the only way we know how… with a howl! 🐺🍂 #ambassadorwolf #spookyseasonishere
October 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
this years fat bear week made me sick i cant lie. congratulations to chunk i GUESS.....
October 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
i understand the AI boyfriend crowd now because i had an epiphany that if i was straight instead of a lesbian i'd still be so repulsed by men that i'd just make a chatbot pretend to be link from good mythical morning
September 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
sometimes i feel like a homophobic straight girl in a lesbians body because half of the time when i meet a gay guy i want to keep him as a pet
September 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
baby corn is sooo cute like the corn is baby. should we tuck it in should we put on cocomelon
September 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
when im in a "eat like a steven universe gem fusion of a pregnant woman and an unemployed stoner" competition and my opponent is my reflection:
September 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
called the non profit that offers 20$ spay/tattoo/vaccine/deworming for low income owners. And they booked the mama cat to be spayed on 9/11
September 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides
August 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
omg just found out liar game is getting an anime adaptation im going to be soooo annoying in 2026
September 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
finally got caught up on all of my awful human resources coursework and i got my business computing final grade back today and got 94% despite spending two months with no textbook bc it was on backorder
September 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
have been planning to re-dye my hair before i see deftones on wednesday but i fear there might be a slightly cuntier edge to the hair i havent dyed in two months due to the rowdy kittens living in my bathroom . much to think about.
August 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
late to the party but im starting to have fun with this bluesky thing because social media is most enjoyable to me when my follower count is no higher double digits
August 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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saw a blue salmon swimming upstream to spawn today
August 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Sorry to the stereotypes other lesbians are trying to fight but every morning i wake up and remind my girlfriend that i am the boy in this relationship
August 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM