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Britt
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Yelling into the void etc.
Alright friends, if you have access to a google doc, and someone has a silly typo, you have the power to quietly fix a silly typo. I promise they will thank you. I promise. You don't gotta tell them its there. just fix the typo.
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
<emerges from ticketmaster covered in blood> got Florence tickets
November 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"are you Wednesday?'

Me, in a black dress and braids that I wear all the time "you know what, sure"
October 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Went to an awesome show at the 9:30 Club this week, but it would have been awesome-er if the team there has a union!
y’all I’m going to be real, the workers at the biggest music venues in DC are trying to unionize

we need IMP the parent company to recognize voluntarily

that won’t happen without noise

please, bluesky, do what u do best

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October 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
People in the suburbs really don't walk ANYWHERE. My coffee shops of choice are a little less than a mile from my house. Easy walk on a nice day, maybe 15-20 min each way if you're not hustling and enjoying the scenery. A neighbor was just like WOW you walked that WHOLE WAY?
October 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Was SO brave and went to neighbor's bday party and made friends.
October 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
GAY PRINCESS DAHLIA TUBERS ARE FINALLY ON PRE-ORDER HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME VERY SPECIFICALLY
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Gameplan is to handle the fall/winter loneliness with just copious amounts of sewing.
October 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
idk what it is about fresh tattoo that possesses me to do garden work
but we're 2/2 on my brain being like "experienced pain, must harvest potato"
October 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I finally cleaned up my messy cablework
September 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Nobody fucking move, I have two cats coexisting in the same room
September 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Girl at work: "you look very Wednesday Addams today"

"Thank you, that's kind of the look I go for every day"

"I meant it as a compliment"

"I took it as one"

😂
September 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Orange cat woke me up to turn off my alarm because it was bothering him and then got comfy again so I couldn't get up. Thanks bud you're supposed to be my alarm.
September 17, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Oh no I saw the sleep token setlist

Oh no I'm gonna sob uncontrollably through 50% of this concert
September 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I started this year with a plan to do a bunch of shit that really scared me.

So far:

✅ Ears pierced (twice!)
✅ Tattoo started (finishing it in a couple weeks)
✅ Second cat (I was scared of how much extra work he'd be but turns out not much)
✅ Driving lessons re-started (remembered a lot)
September 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Crying into a box of cheddar whales at 3am so happy I split up my fall vax schedule bc I am m i s e r a b l e. Holy shit I feel like I got hit by a truck.
September 12, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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September 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Agreed.
August 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Amtrak, get it together and put the plush trains in the stations for sale.
August 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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did you know if you took a person's bones and laid them end to end in a straight line that'd fucking kill them

don't do that

bones are for INSIDE
August 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I can't stop rotating this in my brain: waiting on the train platform today. A maybe 20's ish guy walked up to me and asked if a train had recently departed.

Sir, this is a train platform. Many have.

I explained this to him as a dutiful but very tired NPC would, and he looked deeply perplexed.
August 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I think bullying is bad but I also think we should be allowed to publicly shame people who don't use headphones on an 8am train
August 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I miss the era of regularly scheduled nerd house parties where the entire friend community got together to just hang out with a thin veneer of theme and maybe there is music and dancing and maybe you played a board game in the kitchen while people got cold pizza around you.
August 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM