Apple Bandito
@applebandito.bsky.social
The 25th most funny streamer on Twitch.
Sitting here packing when a kid goes running under my window screaming "you can't poop on me!"
And I'm like, hell yeah lil lady. Fight the power.
And I'm like, hell yeah lil lady. Fight the power.
August 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Sitting here packing when a kid goes running under my window screaming "you can't poop on me!"
And I'm like, hell yeah lil lady. Fight the power.
And I'm like, hell yeah lil lady. Fight the power.
Bubsy still having games made is some "Somehow the Emperor came back" energy.
August 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Bubsy still having games made is some "Somehow the Emperor came back" energy.
Swapping to secure boot was a helluva time. Then I remembered beta doesn't start for a few days for no preorders.
August 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Swapping to secure boot was a helluva time. Then I remembered beta doesn't start for a few days for no preorders.
Battlefield 6 reminds me an awful lot of Battlefield 2. Hoping we get a Strike at Karkand now.
August 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Battlefield 6 reminds me an awful lot of Battlefield 2. Hoping we get a Strike at Karkand now.
Someone called me an ugly woman and I've never felt so much gender euphoria.
July 31, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Someone called me an ugly woman and I've never felt so much gender euphoria.
I'm going to be heading back to the lower 48 soon. Time to get involved again with my local groups to fight back against this dumb bullshit.
July 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm going to be heading back to the lower 48 soon. Time to get involved again with my local groups to fight back against this dumb bullshit.
I don't care what kind of sick perversions my senators have, I care if they're doing them to animals and children. Diaper fetish? So last year, honey. Kid diddling? Get in the wood chipper.
July 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I don't care what kind of sick perversions my senators have, I care if they're doing them to animals and children. Diaper fetish? So last year, honey. Kid diddling? Get in the wood chipper.
In an alternate universe, someone is twisting the cap off of a Mountain Dew to get a code for a 30 minute Double Rune Gain code for Nightreign. Meanwhile the game is finishing it's third Family Guy collab.
July 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
In an alternate universe, someone is twisting the cap off of a Mountain Dew to get a code for a 30 minute Double Rune Gain code for Nightreign. Meanwhile the game is finishing it's third Family Guy collab.
Squid Game in Fortnite reminds me of the dystopian nightmare we're existing in.
July 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Squid Game in Fortnite reminds me of the dystopian nightmare we're existing in.
We live in a society where hot dogs come in packs of 10 but buns come in packs of 8.
June 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
We live in a society where hot dogs come in packs of 10 but buns come in packs of 8.
The Movies was an incredible game and deserved a sequel.
June 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The Movies was an incredible game and deserved a sequel.
Bruh. Bass players in the late 80s, early 90s were eatin good.
June 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Bruh. Bass players in the late 80s, early 90s were eatin good.
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“Thinking of Home.”
Comm for @applebandito.bsky.social of their character Bri’la!
#gingyart #art #ocart #oc #commission
Comm for @applebandito.bsky.social of their character Bri’la!
#gingyart #art #ocart #oc #commission
February 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
“Thinking of Home.”
Comm for @applebandito.bsky.social of their character Bri’la!
#gingyart #art #ocart #oc #commission
Comm for @applebandito.bsky.social of their character Bri’la!
#gingyart #art #ocart #oc #commission
If there's one thing I learned from Victoria 3 is that immigrants that aren't discriminated against make GDP go up.
February 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If there's one thing I learned from Victoria 3 is that immigrants that aren't discriminated against make GDP go up.
Look at what my amazing friend did! It's more of my Cyberpunk OC Minerva. She's taking commissions! www.tumblr.com/wispbane/771...
January 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Look at what my amazing friend did! It's more of my Cyberpunk OC Minerva. She's taking commissions! www.tumblr.com/wispbane/771...
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
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I also got to design a ref sheet for this girl! 👨🍳
I think she's very neat.
I think she's very neat.
January 27, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I also got to design a ref sheet for this girl! 👨🍳
I think she's very neat.
I think she's very neat.
Wake the f*CK up, Samurai!
My OC Minerva done by the incredibly talented @saverpengu.bsky.social
Thank you so much for this amazing art of her!
My OC Minerva done by the incredibly talented @saverpengu.bsky.social
Thank you so much for this amazing art of her!
January 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Wake the f*CK up, Samurai!
My OC Minerva done by the incredibly talented @saverpengu.bsky.social
Thank you so much for this amazing art of her!
My OC Minerva done by the incredibly talented @saverpengu.bsky.social
Thank you so much for this amazing art of her!
The incredible @rebelsavant.bsky.social made this image of my fursona! Go give them some love for their talent!
January 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The incredible @rebelsavant.bsky.social made this image of my fursona! Go give them some love for their talent!
I laughed way too hard for way too long at this.
"straight up jorkin my penits" I whisper as I fall. but a comrade steps over me and picks up my rifle. "STRAIGHT UP JORKING MY PENITS" he shouts as he charges
January 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I laughed way too hard for way too long at this.
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January 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Honestly the biggest bummer from streaming was all the times I wanted to play D&D or BG3 with folks and I would watch them play with other people. I never felt like I belonged anywhere.
December 16, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Honestly the biggest bummer from streaming was all the times I wanted to play D&D or BG3 with folks and I would watch them play with other people. I never felt like I belonged anywhere.