"Okay children. Today, we're going to be learning the alphabet."
*sips whiskey*
*sips whiskey*
February 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"Okay children. Today, we're going to be learning the alphabet."
*sips whiskey*
*sips whiskey*
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
Why the hell are people still on that other site? You know the one. Formerly rhymed with Schmiwtter. Now looks like 1/3rd of a porn site.
January 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Why the hell are people still on that other site? You know the one. Formerly rhymed with Schmiwtter. Now looks like 1/3rd of a porn site.
Remember two weeks ago? Damn, those were the days.
January 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Remember two weeks ago? Damn, those were the days.
I'm wondering what happens if every single federal employee offered the 8-months pay resigns immediately. What would that even look like?
January 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I'm wondering what happens if every single federal employee offered the 8-months pay resigns immediately. What would that even look like?
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
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In hindsight, my coping strategy of “don’t think about it until January” was absolutely genius until it became January.
January 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
In hindsight, my coping strategy of “don’t think about it until January” was absolutely genius until it became January.
But which one is real?
November 12, 2023 at 4:35 PM
But which one is real?
I know this is a good app because I haven't seen any wieners in my fungi feed.
October 20, 2023 at 1:54 AM
I know this is a good app because I haven't seen any wieners in my fungi feed.
It feels kinda good to be early to the party. Staring out the window. Waiting for people to arrive.
October 17, 2023 at 6:12 PM
It feels kinda good to be early to the party. Staring out the window. Waiting for people to arrive.
I know it's blue sky, but I can't help but read it as blue ski.
October 14, 2023 at 5:02 AM
I know it's blue sky, but I can't help but read it as blue ski.