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A fascist and a socialist meet in the Oval Office.
The fascist says, "Hey, you're not Bubba, but okay."
The fascist says, "Hey, you're not Bubba, but okay."
I am LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY at this meeting! Republican campaign consultants built their entire midterm strategy around making Mamdani into the devil incarnate and the face of Democratic Party, then Trump slobbers all over him today in the Oval!
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
A fascist and a socialist meet in the Oval Office.
The fascist says, "Hey, you're not Bubba, but okay."
The fascist says, "Hey, you're not Bubba, but okay."
"We have new information that 45*47 appears in the Epstein Files almost as often as Epstein himself. Now that the shutdown is over, we can order enough black ink to finish scrubbing…um…redacting the files which we will release after we complete our investigation into Bill Clinton sometime in 2029."
The United States Department of Justice has new information.
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
"We have new information that 45*47 appears in the Epstein Files almost as often as Epstein himself. Now that the shutdown is over, we can order enough black ink to finish scrubbing…um…redacting the files which we will release after we complete our investigation into Bill Clinton sometime in 2029."
FF45*47 gave 'House' repugnican'ts permission—didn't say anything about the Senate where the bill could likely die, or FF45*47 could veto it because the files can't be released due to an 'active investigation'.
This is more subterfuge so it can say, "I want to release, but they won't let me."
This is more subterfuge so it can say, "I want to release, but they won't let me."
(🚨) MAJOR NEWS: Trump Agrees to Release of the Epstein Files
Let me just be the one millionth person to observe that this quite possibly means that he and his lawyers have already destroyed the portions of the Files they didn't want us to see. Hopefully they left accidental traces of this.
Let me just be the one millionth person to observe that this quite possibly means that he and his lawyers have already destroyed the portions of the Files they didn't want us to see. Hopefully they left accidental traces of this.
Trump urges Republicans to vote to release Epstein files, marking stark reversal | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump on Sunday night encouraged House Republicans to vote to release the Jeffrey Epstein files and move on from what he calls a “Democrat Hoax,” marking a stark reversal from his eff...
www.cnn.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 AM
FF45*47 gave 'House' repugnican'ts permission—didn't say anything about the Senate where the bill could likely die, or FF45*47 could veto it because the files can't be released due to an 'active investigation'.
This is more subterfuge so it can say, "I want to release, but they won't let me."
This is more subterfuge so it can say, "I want to release, but they won't let me."
Need a veto-proof majority to send a message to Senate repugnican'ts to deliver the same.
Massie: 100 Republicans likely to vote for release of Epstein files
www.upi.com
Massie: 100 Republicans likely to vote for release of Epstein files - UPI.com
twp.ai
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Need a veto-proof majority to send a message to Senate repugnican'ts to deliver the same.
Democrats voted to fund the government for ~three months.
So, Federal workers, including air traffic controllers, return to work, SNAP benefits are fully funded through 2026, Johnson must call the House back into session, and swear-in Rep. Grijalva who will sign the Epstein discharge petition… 🧵
So, Federal workers, including air traffic controllers, return to work, SNAP benefits are fully funded through 2026, Johnson must call the House back into session, and swear-in Rep. Grijalva who will sign the Epstein discharge petition… 🧵
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Democrats voted to fund the government for ~three months.
So, Federal workers, including air traffic controllers, return to work, SNAP benefits are fully funded through 2026, Johnson must call the House back into session, and swear-in Rep. Grijalva who will sign the Epstein discharge petition… 🧵
So, Federal workers, including air traffic controllers, return to work, SNAP benefits are fully funded through 2026, Johnson must call the House back into session, and swear-in Rep. Grijalva who will sign the Epstein discharge petition… 🧵
Tell me what I'm missing:
The CR funds the government at current levels until January 30, and SNAP is funded through 2026 meaning if gop refuses to negotiate ACA subsidies, as 45*47 'promised', Dems can hold fast, gov't will shut down again, gop will take the blame, but SNAP can't be held hostage.
The CR funds the government at current levels until January 30, and SNAP is funded through 2026 meaning if gop refuses to negotiate ACA subsidies, as 45*47 'promised', Dems can hold fast, gov't will shut down again, gop will take the blame, but SNAP can't be held hostage.
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Tell me what I'm missing:
The CR funds the government at current levels until January 30, and SNAP is funded through 2026 meaning if gop refuses to negotiate ACA subsidies, as 45*47 'promised', Dems can hold fast, gov't will shut down again, gop will take the blame, but SNAP can't be held hostage.
The CR funds the government at current levels until January 30, and SNAP is funded through 2026 meaning if gop refuses to negotiate ACA subsidies, as 45*47 'promised', Dems can hold fast, gov't will shut down again, gop will take the blame, but SNAP can't be held hostage.
And in other news, the White House has cancelled all White House tours, not because the government is shut down, but because people keep throwing up.
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
And in other news, the White House has cancelled all White House tours, not because the government is shut down, but because people keep throwing up.
About 25 years too late.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
November 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
About 25 years too late.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
If you truly believe the system is broken, stop voting for the people who broke it.
November 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If you truly believe the system is broken, stop voting for the people who broke it.
Next, he's going to claim PBJTSD, and retire on full disability.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Next, he's going to claim PBJTSD, and retire on full disability.
Hey, Siri. What was the party affiliation of the president of the United States of America, and the mayor of New York City on September 11, 2001?
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hey, Siri. What was the party affiliation of the president of the United States of America, and the mayor of New York City on September 11, 2001?
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
~Jonathan Swift
~Jonathan Swift
Another big endorsement for Andrew Cuomo. And it only cost $959 million in tax breaks.
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
~Jonathan Swift
~Jonathan Swift
Yeah you right.
Mike Johnson: "Imagine a scenario where they were in charge and they didn't have the filibuster. We would have nationalized elections, they would infringe on our 2A rights, they'd pack the Supreme Court, and they'd make Puerto Rico and DC states."
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Yeah you right.
Are we ever going to know just how much of the store 45*47 gave away in Asia?
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Are we ever going to know just how much of the store 45*47 gave away in Asia?
president* "I can do whatever I want", which managed to fund SNAP benefits during its previous shutdowns, now says there's nothing it can do about it now.
But it can order DOJ to #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles. So…
But it can order DOJ to #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles. So…
October 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
president* "I can do whatever I want", which managed to fund SNAP benefits during its previous shutdowns, now says there's nothing it can do about it now.
But it can order DOJ to #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles. So…
But it can order DOJ to #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles. So…
It's going to nuke Venezuela, isn't it?
October 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
It's going to nuke Venezuela, isn't it?
Fantasizing about losing control of your bowels while wearing a crown, and flying a jet is an odd flex, but we've always known you're full of shit. #NoKINGS
Now, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Now, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Fantasizing about losing control of your bowels while wearing a crown, and flying a jet is an odd flex, but we've always known you're full of shit. #NoKINGS
Now, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Now, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
What if you held an insurrection, and only this idiot came [with her personal video crew]?
I wouldn’t advise anyone in Portland to walk your dog near this building.
October 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
What if you held an insurrection, and only this idiot came [with her personal video crew]?
Admiral Crunch; Cameron Frye's Father; Waiter at a bad Cracker Barrel Knockoff
October 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Admiral Crunch; Cameron Frye's Father; Waiter at a bad Cracker Barrel Knockoff
@govpritzker.illinois.gov
Mobilize the Illinois National Guard and the Illinois State Police to meet the invading force at the Illinois border. Make it clear if they refuse to retreat, and cross into Illinois, they shall be detained indefinitely until their legal status and mission can be determined
Mobilize the Illinois National Guard and the Illinois State Police to meet the invading force at the Illinois border. Make it clear if they refuse to retreat, and cross into Illinois, they shall be detained indefinitely until their legal status and mission can be determined
October 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
@govpritzker.illinois.gov
Mobilize the Illinois National Guard and the Illinois State Police to meet the invading force at the Illinois border. Make it clear if they refuse to retreat, and cross into Illinois, they shall be detained indefinitely until their legal status and mission can be determined
Mobilize the Illinois National Guard and the Illinois State Police to meet the invading force at the Illinois border. Make it clear if they refuse to retreat, and cross into Illinois, they shall be detained indefinitely until their legal status and mission can be determined
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October 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
CONGRATULATIONS TravisTay!!!!!!
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Fat Man and Little Boy bombed.
October 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Fat Man and Little Boy bombed.
You seem to be conflating '24 karats' with the '24 CARROTS' they have to grind up every time you need to color your face.
The only 24 karat things in your White [Nationalist] House are your childish whims, and your ability to lie about them.
Now, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
The only 24 karat things in your White [Nationalist] House are your childish whims, and your ability to lie about them.
Now, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
September 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
You seem to be conflating '24 karats' with the '24 CARROTS' they have to grind up every time you need to color your face.
The only 24 karat things in your White [Nationalist] House are your childish whims, and your ability to lie about them.
Now, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!
The only 24 karat things in your White [Nationalist] House are your childish whims, and your ability to lie about them.
Now, RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!