The Reverend Colonel
@aphilosophyof.bsky.social
Minister of Metaphysics curating a #philosophy of culture via Tropical Absurdism | Ordained Colonel | #Resist | Neurospicy | #Vermont #VT | he/him
Pinned
“I CAN believe it’s butter and I think you are lying when you say you can’t.”
Remember when we didn’t learn from the 1918 flu pandemic and then repeated history with the COVID pandemic?
I’m becoming convinced that we didn’t learn the lesson of WWII, or WWI, or the Civil War, or
I’m becoming convinced that we didn’t learn the lesson of WWII, or WWI, or the Civil War, or
January 19, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Remember when we didn’t learn from the 1918 flu pandemic and then repeated history with the COVID pandemic?
I’m becoming convinced that we didn’t learn the lesson of WWII, or WWI, or the Civil War, or
I’m becoming convinced that we didn’t learn the lesson of WWII, or WWI, or the Civil War, or
what episode of “how it’s made” are you watching rn?
January 19, 2026 at 5:13 AM
what episode of “how it’s made” are you watching rn?
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If God is reading the news correctly, the US government is deploying two army battalions to Minnesota to distract from their illegal non release of the Epstein files, is that right?
January 18, 2026 at 4:06 PM
If God is reading the news correctly, the US government is deploying two army battalions to Minnesota to distract from their illegal non release of the Epstein files, is that right?
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There is an area in the ICE detention center in Minneapolis designated specifically for American citizens. Contemplate that for a minute.
January 18, 2026 at 6:51 PM
There is an area in the ICE detention center in Minneapolis designated specifically for American citizens. Contemplate that for a minute.
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We just saw this, and it’s a good idea for businesses to post. Private businesses are allowed to set dress and conduct rules. Requiring no full face coverings has long been standard for safety and loss prevention reasons, and it is within a business’s rights to refuse entry or service.
January 18, 2026 at 7:07 PM
We just saw this, and it’s a good idea for businesses to post. Private businesses are allowed to set dress and conduct rules. Requiring no full face coverings has long been standard for safety and loss prevention reasons, and it is within a business’s rights to refuse entry or service.
Has anyone posited the theory that maybe “déjà vu” can be explained by situationally-determined recall of a previously repressed dream fragment?
January 17, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Has anyone posited the theory that maybe “déjà vu” can be explained by situationally-determined recall of a previously repressed dream fragment?
What’s it called when you bomb some country, kidnap its leader, and coerce one of its citizens into giving you their nobel peace prize?
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 AM
What’s it called when you bomb some country, kidnap its leader, and coerce one of its citizens into giving you their nobel peace prize?
Remember wayyy back when Trump invaded Los Angelas and Congress was like “hey, maybe don’t do that”?
And since then he has invaded Portland, and DC, and Chicago, and Charlotte, and Raleigh, and St Paul, and Minneapolis, and…
What are YOU going to do about it? 🫵🏻
And since then he has invaded Portland, and DC, and Chicago, and Charlotte, and Raleigh, and St Paul, and Minneapolis, and…
What are YOU going to do about it? 🫵🏻
January 16, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Remember wayyy back when Trump invaded Los Angelas and Congress was like “hey, maybe don’t do that”?
And since then he has invaded Portland, and DC, and Chicago, and Charlotte, and Raleigh, and St Paul, and Minneapolis, and…
What are YOU going to do about it? 🫵🏻
And since then he has invaded Portland, and DC, and Chicago, and Charlotte, and Raleigh, and St Paul, and Minneapolis, and…
What are YOU going to do about it? 🫵🏻
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Shirley Jackson was right. No live organism can exist sanely for long under conditions of absolute reality.
January 15, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Shirley Jackson was right. No live organism can exist sanely for long under conditions of absolute reality.
Why is it so dang hard to order #vegetarian food at #Vermont restaurants? VT’s image is a place of lots of veggie/vegan folks… what the heck??
I got dosed* by a taco place this week who uses pork lard in their refried beans… and my insides are paying the price 😩
#VT @vermontpublic.org
I got dosed* by a taco place this week who uses pork lard in their refried beans… and my insides are paying the price 😩
#VT @vermontpublic.org
January 15, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Why is it so dang hard to order #vegetarian food at #Vermont restaurants? VT’s image is a place of lots of veggie/vegan folks… what the heck??
I got dosed* by a taco place this week who uses pork lard in their refried beans… and my insides are paying the price 😩
#VT @vermontpublic.org
I got dosed* by a taco place this week who uses pork lard in their refried beans… and my insides are paying the price 😩
#VT @vermontpublic.org
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: Nah, I’m *pretty* sure “Jeezy Creezy” is short for “Jesus Chrisus.” It’s probably Latin.
Absolutely no one:
Me: Nah, I’m *pretty* sure “Jeezy Creezy” is short for “Jesus Chrisus.” It’s probably Latin.
January 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: Nah, I’m *pretty* sure “Jeezy Creezy” is short for “Jesus Chrisus.” It’s probably Latin.
Absolutely no one:
Me: Nah, I’m *pretty* sure “Jeezy Creezy” is short for “Jesus Chrisus.” It’s probably Latin.
Just a reminder that the DOJ is in violation of the law that required them to release the Epstein files. Where is Congress???
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social I’m looking at you… 👀
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social I’m looking at you… 👀
January 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Just a reminder that the DOJ is in violation of the law that required them to release the Epstein files. Where is Congress???
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social I’m looking at you… 👀
@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social I’m looking at you… 👀
They lie constantly!
January 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
They lie constantly!
ya ever smoke the kind that makes you stand in your dark kitchen, looking at your phone, smile on your face, and your head tilted at an inhuman angle? what’s that kind called?
January 14, 2026 at 5:11 AM
ya ever smoke the kind that makes you stand in your dark kitchen, looking at your phone, smile on your face, and your head tilted at an inhuman angle? what’s that kind called?
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There are very, very, VERY few things that would make me think Renee Nicole Good deserved to be executed in the street. The Feds claiming she was conspiring to monitor & disrupt ICE operations is SO NOT one of them.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
January 14, 2026 at 4:09 AM
There are very, very, VERY few things that would make me think Renee Nicole Good deserved to be executed in the street. The Feds claiming she was conspiring to monitor & disrupt ICE operations is SO NOT one of them.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
War 👏🏻 crimes 👏🏻
Breaking NYT:
The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.
The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.
That is a war crime called "perfidy."
The Pentagon used a secret aircraft painted to look like a civilian plane in its first boat attack, according to officials briefed on the matter.
The laws of armed conflict forbid combatants from feigning civilian status.
That is a war crime called "perfidy."
U.S. Attacked Boat With Aircraft That Looked Like a Civilian Plane
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:12 AM
War 👏🏻 crimes 👏🏻
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You are trying to explain why it is bad to kill people to folks who are fine with 13 year old girls being raped.
January 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
You are trying to explain why it is bad to kill people to folks who are fine with 13 year old girls being raped.
It’s uh, uncomfortable, that Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers is using the slogan “One Love” to sell [checks notes] chicken fingers.
#onelove #marketing #friedchicken
#onelove #marketing #friedchicken
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
It’s uh, uncomfortable, that Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers is using the slogan “One Love” to sell [checks notes] chicken fingers.
#onelove #marketing #friedchicken
#onelove #marketing #friedchicken
Great meeting tonight for the Essex Junction Democratic Committee! If you’d like to engage in local politics and you live in the Junction, please consider joining us!
www.ejdems.com
#EssexJunction #EssexJunctionVT #VT #Vermont #VTpoli
www.ejdems.com
#EssexJunction #EssexJunctionVT #VT #Vermont #VTpoli
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January 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Great meeting tonight for the Essex Junction Democratic Committee! If you’d like to engage in local politics and you live in the Junction, please consider joining us!
www.ejdems.com
#EssexJunction #EssexJunctionVT #VT #Vermont #VTpoli
www.ejdems.com
#EssexJunction #EssexJunctionVT #VT #Vermont #VTpoli
This is a coup! Start acting like we’re under attack, because we are! 👊🏻
Noem says hundreds more ICE agents are expected to arrive in Minneapolis today and tomorrow. Please be prepared. Set up a network, check on neighbors regularly, know your rights, and have an action plan in place and ready.
January 12, 2026 at 11:23 PM
This is a coup! Start acting like we’re under attack, because we are! 👊🏻
This. 👇🏻
Trying to remind myself, we’re just animals who learned to walk upright and use our thumbs.
January 12, 2026 at 8:59 PM
This. 👇🏻
Why isn’t Congress holding the DOJ in contempt for not releasing the full Epstein files???
@balint.house.gov @sanders.senate.gov @welch.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
@balint.house.gov @sanders.senate.gov @welch.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
January 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Why isn’t Congress holding the DOJ in contempt for not releasing the full Epstein files???
@balint.house.gov @sanders.senate.gov @welch.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
@balint.house.gov @sanders.senate.gov @welch.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
My sincere hope is that when the headline comes there will be a power struggle that destroys their grip on the base, just like with most cults.
January 12, 2026 at 2:03 PM
My sincere hope is that when the headline comes there will be a power struggle that destroys their grip on the base, just like with most cults.
A lot of Americans are going to be surprised when they turn off the internet here… 🇺🇸
January 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM
A lot of Americans are going to be surprised when they turn off the internet here… 🇺🇸