The Reverend Colonel
@aphilosophyof.bsky.social
Minister of Metaphysics curating a #philosophy of culture via Tropical Absurdism | Ordained Colonel | #Resist | #Vermont #VT | he/him
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Al Gore didn’t hold back: The Trump admin is “attacking the heart of truth,” twisting facts like the Nazis did in the 1930s. From climate denial to rewriting the Ukraine war, it’s all about power—not reality.
Gore warned the U.S. is under siege—and every former leader should speak out like he did.
Gore warned the U.S. is under siege—and every former leader should speak out like he did.
The philosophers have always known.
And the rulers have always sought to undermine the philosophers, mocking their insight and questioning their expertise. The rulers believe The Profit will only come if the people remain in the cave. 💸
#philosophy #fascism
And the rulers have always sought to undermine the philosophers, mocking their insight and questioning their expertise. The rulers believe The Profit will only come if the people remain in the cave. 💸
#philosophy #fascism
[minding my own business, brushing my teeth] ….
[thought] you know, statistically speaking it’s probably pretty likely that at least one human has been obsessed with taking photographs of precipitation in beards & mustaches.
[making eye contact with myself in the bathroom mirror] 👀
[thought] you know, statistically speaking it’s probably pretty likely that at least one human has been obsessed with taking photographs of precipitation in beards & mustaches.
[making eye contact with myself in the bathroom mirror] 👀
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
[minding my own business, brushing my teeth] ….
[thought] you know, statistically speaking it’s probably pretty likely that at least one human has been obsessed with taking photographs of precipitation in beards & mustaches.
[making eye contact with myself in the bathroom mirror] 👀
[thought] you know, statistically speaking it’s probably pretty likely that at least one human has been obsessed with taking photographs of precipitation in beards & mustaches.
[making eye contact with myself in the bathroom mirror] 👀
when I say I get my news from social media, I don’t mean clicking on articles shared by friends. I mean that by consuming hundreds of memes a day, I can tell when something happened that I wasn’t aware of and should probably look up.
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
when I say I get my news from social media, I don’t mean clicking on articles shared by friends. I mean that by consuming hundreds of memes a day, I can tell when something happened that I wasn’t aware of and should probably look up.
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the democratic party establishment hasnt learned a damn thing since they voted to allow george w bush to invade iraq. not one thing.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
the democratic party establishment hasnt learned a damn thing since they voted to allow george w bush to invade iraq. not one thing.
💯 Baristas are highly skilled workers!
Stand with @sbworkersunited.org when they strike and don’t cross that picket line! 👊🏻☕️
#starbucks #coffee #unions
CC: @labornotes.bsky.social
Stand with @sbworkersunited.org when they strike and don’t cross that picket line! 👊🏻☕️
#starbucks #coffee #unions
CC: @labornotes.bsky.social
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
💯 Baristas are highly skilled workers!
Stand with @sbworkersunited.org when they strike and don’t cross that picket line! 👊🏻☕️
#starbucks #coffee #unions
CC: @labornotes.bsky.social
Stand with @sbworkersunited.org when they strike and don’t cross that picket line! 👊🏻☕️
#starbucks #coffee #unions
CC: @labornotes.bsky.social
Welp… we’re taking another step backwards. Here comes hemp cannabinoid Prohibition…
www.cannabisbusinesstimes.com/hemp/news/15...
#hemp #Prohibition #hemphelps #CBD
www.cannabisbusinesstimes.com/hemp/news/15...
#hemp #Prohibition #hemphelps #CBD
Hemp Product Ban Included in Deal to Reopen Government
Intoxicating hemp products would be prohibited under a three-bill spending package the Senate negotiated in a plan to end the government shutdown.
www.cannabisbusinesstimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Welp… we’re taking another step backwards. Here comes hemp cannabinoid Prohibition…
www.cannabisbusinesstimes.com/hemp/news/15...
#hemp #Prohibition #hemphelps #CBD
www.cannabisbusinesstimes.com/hemp/news/15...
#hemp #Prohibition #hemphelps #CBD
democrat approval ratings are plummeting.
republican approval ratings are tanking.
what could we possibly do instead…? 🤔
republican approval ratings are tanking.
what could we possibly do instead…? 🤔
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
democrat approval ratings are plummeting.
republican approval ratings are tanking.
what could we possibly do instead…? 🤔
republican approval ratings are tanking.
what could we possibly do instead…? 🤔
ok, I may be stoned, but the simple fact that you can have an ear worm song stuck in your head should be enough proof that you simply do not have as much control over your own mind and body as you’d like to think you do.
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
ok, I may be stoned, but the simple fact that you can have an ear worm song stuck in your head should be enough proof that you simply do not have as much control over your own mind and body as you’d like to think you do.
wait… so now the shutdown was a “hoax?” by [checks notes] the dems?
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
wait… so now the shutdown was a “hoax?” by [checks notes] the dems?
from the window, to the wall!
to their bedroom filled with creepy dolls.
ah! scared scared scared scared…
to their bedroom filled with creepy dolls.
ah! scared scared scared scared…
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
from the window, to the wall!
to their bedroom filled with creepy dolls.
ah! scared scared scared scared…
to their bedroom filled with creepy dolls.
ah! scared scared scared scared…
’m always thinking about how something bad could suddenly happen. Does that make me more prepared for any of these fabricated catastrophes? Nope. Just constantly on the edge of being startled and unprepared.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
’m always thinking about how something bad could suddenly happen. Does that make me more prepared for any of these fabricated catastrophes? Nope. Just constantly on the edge of being startled and unprepared.
Attending the #EssexVT Selectboard special meeting in person this evening. There is a concern that the Selectboard is considering a settlement with #Amazon Scannell Properties regarding the DRB denial of that application.
I will live post regarding this topic when the agenda item comes up. 🧵👇🏻
#VT
I will live post regarding this topic when the agenda item comes up. 🧵👇🏻
#VT
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.
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November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It always feels like contempt for the vegetarian patron. “You’ll get whatever we have left today, and you’ll eat it because it’s the only veg dish on the menu.” 👨🏻🍳
Stop calling it a vegetable medley tell us what’s in there
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It always feels like contempt for the vegetarian patron. “You’ll get whatever we have left today, and you’ll eat it because it’s the only veg dish on the menu.” 👨🏻🍳
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Join us at The Tea House this Friday for a good ol' fashioned Meet & Greet!
The Tea House - White River Junction, VT
Friday, November 14th
2pm - 5pm
#VT #Vermont #WRJ #WhiteRiverJunction #WestLebanonNH #NH
The Tea House - White River Junction, VT
Friday, November 14th
2pm - 5pm
#VT #Vermont #WRJ #WhiteRiverJunction #WestLebanonNH #NH
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Join us at The Tea House this Friday for a good ol' fashioned Meet & Greet!
The Tea House - White River Junction, VT
Friday, November 14th
2pm - 5pm
#VT #Vermont #WRJ #WhiteRiverJunction #WestLebanonNH #NH
The Tea House - White River Junction, VT
Friday, November 14th
2pm - 5pm
#VT #Vermont #WRJ #WhiteRiverJunction #WestLebanonNH #NH
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if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader
@welch.senate.gov & @sanders.senate.gov I call upon you both to demand that Chuck Schumer step down immediately.
#vt #vermont #vtpoli #thedems
#vt #vermont #vtpoli #thedems
80% of Democratic voters want a new leader in the Senate.
Does that matter at all to Democratic senators?
Does that matter at all to Democratic senators?
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
@welch.senate.gov & @sanders.senate.gov I call upon you both to demand that Chuck Schumer step down immediately.
#vt #vermont #vtpoli #thedems
#vt #vermont #vtpoli #thedems
This feels like a retaliation by establishment Dems against the Democratic voters who turned out in the millions earlier in the week to elect more Dems into office. 🫠
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
This feels like a retaliation by establishment Dems against the Democratic voters who turned out in the millions earlier in the week to elect more Dems into office. 🫠
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every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”
November 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
every “zohran mamdani isn’t the future of the democratic party” post always ends with “the future of the party is actually this guy who sucks that only 80 year olds who are about to die think is dope”
Gas is 35+ cents higher in Vermont than in Boston. WTF. 💸
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Gas is 35+ cents higher in Vermont than in Boston. WTF. 💸
Remember when the US Government handed over tax payer data to Elon Musk and his good squad for no reason? Why aren’t we talking about that more??
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Remember when the US Government handed over tax payer data to Elon Musk and his good squad for no reason? Why aren’t we talking about that more??
