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Just popping in to Dull Twitter to say Issue 13 of Locust Review is coming through letterboxes right now. Including 3 pieces by my and a pull-out section, also by me. Hooray etc.
Just popping in to Dull Twitter to say Issue 13 of Locust Review is coming through letterboxes right now. Including 3 pieces by my and a pull-out section, also by me. Hooray etc.
February 8, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Just popping in to Dull Twitter to say Issue 13 of Locust Review is coming through letterboxes right now. Including 3 pieces by my and a pull-out section, also by me. Hooray etc.
Rescuing and restoring historic wetlands would save as much CO2 as the four to six months of global lockdown in 2020. It would also secure much biodiversity and protect nearby conurbations. We need to start reducing pasture and filling in ditches. youtu.be/CtBCj9zGT70?...
We turned this farm back into an ancient swamp
YouTube video by Planet Wild
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January 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Rescuing and restoring historic wetlands would save as much CO2 as the four to six months of global lockdown in 2020. It would also secure much biodiversity and protect nearby conurbations. We need to start reducing pasture and filling in ditches. youtu.be/CtBCj9zGT70?...
I've decided to take my writing more seriously. As such, I have just entered the Brick Lane Bookshop short story competition, which means, in about two months' time, I can put 'award-losing author' in my biography.
January 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I've decided to take my writing more seriously. As such, I have just entered the Brick Lane Bookshop short story competition, which means, in about two months' time, I can put 'award-losing author' in my biography.
Peeps at Locust Review will be shipping out copies of Issue 13 in the next week or so, with stuff By Me in it. In the meantime read this, or else.
www.locustreview.com/editorial/lu...
www.locustreview.com/editorial/lu...
Locust Review's Lucky 13 — Locust Review
Math and bigotry seem to be the main coping mechanisms of the US capitalist class. Math provides the utopia — through technology and AI — as well as fixes election results, fixes labor, fixes society....
www.locustreview.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Peeps at Locust Review will be shipping out copies of Issue 13 in the next week or so, with stuff By Me in it. In the meantime read this, or else.
www.locustreview.com/editorial/lu...
www.locustreview.com/editorial/lu...
Keir S-One - Sound of the Police
YouTube video by The Iain Duncan Smiths
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If this government *really* wants to make the court system really 'efficient' they shouldn't just get rid of trial by jury, they should get rid of trials. No more trials, just verdicts. Calm. Forensic. Human rights lawyer. Press send.
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
If this government *really* wants to make the court system really 'efficient' they shouldn't just get rid of trial by jury, they should get rid of trials. No more trials, just verdicts. Calm. Forensic. Human rights lawyer. Press send.
He's still, notionally, a representative of the labour movement, so this is the closest he can get to posting Pork is Muslamic Kryptonite(tm). What a fucking dullard.
October 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He's still, notionally, a representative of the labour movement, so this is the closest he can get to posting Pork is Muslamic Kryptonite(tm). What a fucking dullard.
By the time this would be over, there would be no schools, no hospitals, no functioning roads, no railway network, no street lights and shit would come out of the *taps* but also, it wouldn't be over. You would pay more in tax, because *someone's* got to pay for the death camps.
October 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
By the time this would be over, there would be no schools, no hospitals, no functioning roads, no railway network, no street lights and shit would come out of the *taps* but also, it wouldn't be over. You would pay more in tax, because *someone's* got to pay for the death camps.
Keir Starmer works for Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu. He doesn't work for you.
October 8, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Keir Starmer works for Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu. He doesn't work for you.
"Will that horse come back if I leave the gate open?"
This week, the lads explain Reform have been getting 100 times the news coverage of other similarly sized parties, and they conclude this shows “bias”. It really is depressing to see this kind of tinfoil hat cranky nonsense taking hold of the centrists. How would this media conspiracy work, exactly?
October 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"Will that horse come back if I leave the gate open?"
Where is Greta Thunberg?
Where is Yvonne Ridley?
Where is David Adler?
Where is Tadhg Hickey?
Where is Yvonne Ridley?
Where is David Adler?
Where is Tadhg Hickey?
October 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Where is Greta Thunberg?
Where is Yvonne Ridley?
Where is David Adler?
Where is Tadhg Hickey?
Where is Yvonne Ridley?
Where is David Adler?
Where is Tadhg Hickey?
It might be easier to ask which plods *aren't* doing secret handshakes. #DomesticGladio.
September 29, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It might be easier to ask which plods *aren't* doing secret handshakes. #DomesticGladio.
Brilliant news!
September 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Brilliant news!
Who's up for a wide ranging campaign against Digital ID cards that captures the majority of public opinion against this insane power grab and then the government just shrugs and says:
"We're going to do it anyway. LOL."
"We're going to do it anyway. LOL."
September 26, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Who's up for a wide ranging campaign against Digital ID cards that captures the majority of public opinion against this insane power grab and then the government just shrugs and says:
"We're going to do it anyway. LOL."
"We're going to do it anyway. LOL."
Satan wants a timeshare in the Middle East:
"It already looks like hell on earth."
"It already looks like hell on earth."
September 26, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Satan wants a timeshare in the Middle East:
"It already looks like hell on earth."
"It already looks like hell on earth."
For a dangerous communist who must be stopped at all costs, Corbyn is such a Good Boy. The British ruling class doesn't deserve him as an antagonist.
September 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
For a dangerous communist who must be stopped at all costs, Corbyn is such a Good Boy. The British ruling class doesn't deserve him as an antagonist.
This was basically known *at the time*. Money was laundered in thinktanks for the purpose or destabilising the party of opposition. A functioning democracy would act swiftly and decisively against things like this. We don't live in one of those. Instead this is saved for Retrospective Noticing.
September 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This was basically known *at the time*. Money was laundered in thinktanks for the purpose or destabilising the party of opposition. A functioning democracy would act swiftly and decisively against things like this. We don't live in one of those. Instead this is saved for Retrospective Noticing.
"But at what cost?"
September 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"But at what cost?"
The British commentariat; intelligent, smart people who aren't farting out of their heads for a living.
September 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The British commentariat; intelligent, smart people who aren't farting out of their heads for a living.
The old world is dying but the new is struggling to be born. Now is the time when even Ed Davey scores off Elmo.
September 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The old world is dying but the new is struggling to be born. Now is the time when even Ed Davey scores off Elmo.
Both the state and capital are mobilised to ensure your weltanschauung prevails constantly, even when your preferred party is not in office but... you are sad and angry because you get *any friction* from strangers online. What a way to live.
September 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Both the state and capital are mobilised to ensure your weltanschauung prevails constantly, even when your preferred party is not in office but... you are sad and angry because you get *any friction* from strangers online. What a way to live.
Milk those cocks, Don.
September 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Milk those cocks, Don.
Team Tommeh is going to London tomorrow.
September 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Team Tommeh is going to London tomorrow.