Aoife Simone
@aoifesimone.bsky.social
The neighbourhood transsexual bartender 🤷🏼♀️
My boss doesn't know this but trans people and anti-fascists get a free drink at my bar
November 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My boss doesn't know this but trans people and anti-fascists get a free drink at my bar
Good day opposing the fash today. Their discourse fell apart and now they're trying to deny events on SM..losers
September 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Good day opposing the fash today. Their discourse fell apart and now they're trying to deny events on SM..losers
Me paying respect to my sister Hermaphrodite at the Louvre and what do you know? Cis ppl gawping at her penis. Classic cis ppl
August 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Me paying respect to my sister Hermaphrodite at the Louvre and what do you know? Cis ppl gawping at her penis. Classic cis ppl
Lol my friend contacted our labour MP about attacks on trans rights, her response was about how she supports the nordic model...
August 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Lol my friend contacted our labour MP about attacks on trans rights, her response was about how she supports the nordic model...
Pmsl I asked a local labour party member how he feels about being ng banned from pride "well you wouldn't invite the Nazis to a synogogue" and he remains in the party!! Fucking hell, imagine comparing your political party to the Nazis and then think you need to remain a member
July 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Pmsl I asked a local labour party member how he feels about being ng banned from pride "well you wouldn't invite the Nazis to a synogogue" and he remains in the party!! Fucking hell, imagine comparing your political party to the Nazis and then think you need to remain a member
My worry is the govt trying to recuperate the rising trans lib movement, taking the wind out of our sails.
May 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My worry is the govt trying to recuperate the rising trans lib movement, taking the wind out of our sails.
Your party is trying to enact our elimination from society and you're upset we reject any of you flying their banner at pride?
That shows where your loyalties lie
That shows where your loyalties lie
(1/3) We are aware that four major Pride organisers (@prideinlondon.bsky.social, @birminghampride.bsky.social,
@brightonpride.bsky.social, and @manchesterpride.bsky.social) have banned political parties from attending their events. We have released the following statement in response:
@brightonpride.bsky.social, and @manchesterpride.bsky.social) have banned political parties from attending their events. We have released the following statement in response:
Our View on the Exclusion of Political Parties from Pride Events
Trans activists and allies should be welcomed—not shut out of Pride events—especially when they are risking so much to create change within politics.
www.prideinlabour.org.uk
May 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Your party is trying to enact our elimination from society and you're upset we reject any of you flying their banner at pride?
That shows where your loyalties lie
That shows where your loyalties lie
Your party seeks to eliminate me and my people from society. You dickheads don't even want me to be able to use a toilet. Your agenda is fucked l
We want everybody to feel better off in the place where they live with streets cleaned, potholes filled, and neighbourhoods kept safe.
That is what our agenda for local government is all about: transforming communities across our country.
That is what our agenda for local government is all about: transforming communities across our country.
May 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Your party seeks to eliminate me and my people from society. You dickheads don't even want me to be able to use a toilet. Your agenda is fucked l
The pub where I work is interesting. Our customers are usually between 40-70 years old, our staff much younger. A lot of our regulars have kids who are trans, a lot of our staff have siblings and cousins who are trans and then there's me the tranny bar manager.
May 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The pub where I work is interesting. Our customers are usually between 40-70 years old, our staff much younger. A lot of our regulars have kids who are trans, a lot of our staff have siblings and cousins who are trans and then there's me the tranny bar manager.
Fun thing wrt the supreme court ruling is bars and hospitality workers I may area are all expressing their love and support of trans ppl. This is the women's toilet in my after work haunt
April 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Fun thing wrt the supreme court ruling is bars and hospitality workers I may area are all expressing their love and support of trans ppl. This is the women's toilet in my after work haunt
When I was younger and more naive I chose not to change my NHS gender marker. Because of that decision every time I had a blood test I received a panicked phone call from my doctors that something is wrong. I'd turn up to an appointment and then they'd realise the error and everything was fine
Interestingly, though, this is a known issue that trans people who *haven't* changed their gender marker experience all the time with blood tests.
That's because hormone therapy will create a mismatch between blood profile (hormone levels) and the expected levels for (unchanged) recorded gender...
That's because hormone therapy will create a mismatch between blood profile (hormone levels) and the expected levels for (unchanged) recorded gender...
April 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
When I was younger and more naive I chose not to change my NHS gender marker. Because of that decision every time I had a blood test I received a panicked phone call from my doctors that something is wrong. I'd turn up to an appointment and then they'd realise the error and everything was fine
Having to train an 18 year old how to wash pots.... My work life is fuuuucked
February 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Having to train an 18 year old how to wash pots.... My work life is fuuuucked
My biggest problem with @taliabhatt.itch.io book is I had it delivered yesterday, read the first few essays (absolutely amazing) but now I have no time to finish it for 3 weeks because of being inundated with work 😭
January 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My biggest problem with @taliabhatt.itch.io book is I had it delivered yesterday, read the first few essays (absolutely amazing) but now I have no time to finish it for 3 weeks because of being inundated with work 😭
My jobs so funny at times. A customer told me they're going to complain to the owner about me cause before serving them I went and checked to see how drunk they all were. I'm meeting my licensing obligations hahaha, complain away, I'm not risking mine or the business' license 🤷🏼♀️
January 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
My jobs so funny at times. A customer told me they're going to complain to the owner about me cause before serving them I went and checked to see how drunk they all were. I'm meeting my licensing obligations hahaha, complain away, I'm not risking mine or the business' license 🤷🏼♀️
Omfg some of my colleagues have complained to the general manager about me again saying I'm mean. I'm pretty sure my meanness is being an out transsexual and telling them to do their job cause otherwise I have to pick up the pieces. Meanwhile cis ppl in my position don't get complaints 🙄
January 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Omfg some of my colleagues have complained to the general manager about me again saying I'm mean. I'm pretty sure my meanness is being an out transsexual and telling them to do their job cause otherwise I have to pick up the pieces. Meanwhile cis ppl in my position don't get complaints 🙄
Oh perfect I just pulled my back moving kegs around in the cellar. Just what I need at the start of four 13 hour shifts 🙃
December 19, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Oh perfect I just pulled my back moving kegs around in the cellar. Just what I need at the start of four 13 hour shifts 🙃
Aww one of my regulars gifted me a keffiyeh. Absolute sweet heart ❤️
December 10, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Aww one of my regulars gifted me a keffiyeh. Absolute sweet heart ❤️
Had a customer at my bar earlier just fucking staring at me.
"Do you need serving?"
"No, just staring at you"
"well don't, you'll turn to stone"
"Do you need serving?"
"No, just staring at you"
"well don't, you'll turn to stone"
December 4, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Had a customer at my bar earlier just fucking staring at me.
"Do you need serving?"
"No, just staring at you"
"well don't, you'll turn to stone"
"Do you need serving?"
"No, just staring at you"
"well don't, you'll turn to stone"