Anonymous possumous
@anonpossum.bsky.social
Forever trapped in an abandoned Pontiac dealership. 19. There will be smut, there will be cars.
Goodbye November of 2012 Samsung flatscreen, hello June of 1990 RCA CRT
February 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Goodbye November of 2012 Samsung flatscreen, hello June of 1990 RCA CRT
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Customer: I LOVE TO FISH
DMV: SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS
Verdict: DENIED
January 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Customer: I LOVE TO FISH
DMV: SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS
Verdict: DENIED
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Man Replies ‘STOP’ To Political Fundraiser Text Like Powerful Wizard Casting Spell To Ward Off Mythical Beast
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December 26, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Man Replies ‘STOP’ To Political Fundraiser Text Like Powerful Wizard Casting Spell To Ward Off Mythical Beast
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I finally changed the hubcaps five months after buying a set
December 23, 2024 at 5:50 AM
I finally changed the hubcaps five months after buying a set
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‘The Harvest!’ Shrieks Forgetful Amish Guy
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December 12, 2024 at 9:35 PM
‘The Harvest!’ Shrieks Forgetful Amish Guy
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Just paid over $7 for a medium Reeses Blizzard.
November 17, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Just paid over $7 for a medium Reeses Blizzard.
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found somethin funny by accident by showing up for this mission in a helicopter
November 10, 2024 at 9:41 PM
found somethin funny by accident by showing up for this mission in a helicopter
No bestie :) I will not be service the engine or change oil until you behave
November 11, 2024 at 5:42 PM
No bestie :) I will not be service the engine or change oil until you behave
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I NEED MEN. SEVERAL OF THEM. AND ALL AT ONCE.
November 2, 2024 at 5:09 AM
I NEED MEN. SEVERAL OF THEM. AND ALL AT ONCE.
The time to sin again approaches. Another broken GM car must be mine
November 1, 2024 at 9:43 PM
The time to sin again approaches. Another broken GM car must be mine
Love how there's probably sn alternative universe where this was called either "Utopian Turtletop" or the "Intelligent Whale"
October 24, 2024 at 7:46 AM
Love how there's probably sn alternative universe where this was called either "Utopian Turtletop" or the "Intelligent Whale"
I am going to suck someone's dick because I got my fucking onion
October 19, 2024 at 2:38 AM
I am going to suck someone's dick because I got my fucking onion
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Some opossum exploration drawings that I did when we were planning "Opossum Week" for The Good Advice Cupcake.
October 18, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Some opossum exploration drawings that I did when we were planning "Opossum Week" for The Good Advice Cupcake.
Silly thing lost normal tire privileges, put on the punishment spare
October 18, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Silly thing lost normal tire privileges, put on the punishment spare