They shoulda got him to do one of the two failed X-Files reboots instead of Carter who is the Michael Jordan of choking an easy win.
They shoulda got him to do one of the two failed X-Files reboots instead of Carter who is the Michael Jordan of choking an easy win.
The mini-remake of The Abyss was nice, but not worth a 90min buildup… and the film tells you how the sequence will play out 45 mins before it begins.
Two set pieces in a 3hr film… not good.
The mini-remake of The Abyss was nice, but not worth a 90min buildup… and the film tells you how the sequence will play out 45 mins before it begins.
Two set pieces in a 3hr film… not good.
absolutely insane and evil thing, but also what we deserve.
absolutely insane and evil thing, but also what we deserve.
Wants to be James Whales camp, but is too boring and lethargic to land… zero swag. it also isn’t scary or unsettling for the same reasons. Inert and dull. Somehow worse than Branagh Frankenstein.
Made me appreciate Nosferatu a LOT more
Wants to be James Whales camp, but is too boring and lethargic to land… zero swag. it also isn’t scary or unsettling for the same reasons. Inert and dull. Somehow worse than Branagh Frankenstein.
Made me appreciate Nosferatu a LOT more
Maybe I was way too harsh about Eggers and Nosferatu.
Maybe Anna Hentai was wrong.
Maybe I was way too harsh about Eggers and Nosferatu.
Maybe Anna Hentai was wrong.
And if we’re being honest it’s only because they occasionally referenced panels from the manga.
And if we’re being honest it’s only because they occasionally referenced panels from the manga.
One the most undefeated streaks of clawing back a victory and then instantly squandering it a console gen later. Only Sony comes close.
One the most undefeated streaks of clawing back a victory and then instantly squandering it a console gen later. Only Sony comes close.
She became a massive mark for the defence department circa The Renner Locker and confused that for being A Serious Filmmaker.
She became a massive mark for the defence department circa The Renner Locker and confused that for being A Serious Filmmaker.
Contains 20 minutes of a good idea, but even that 20 minutes largely consists of “imagine a draft of a napkin idea Paul Greengrass rejected.”
Contains 20 minutes of a good idea, but even that 20 minutes largely consists of “imagine a draft of a napkin idea Paul Greengrass rejected.”
Extremely funny movie.
Extremely funny movie.