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Anime Jones
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Absolute fucker. Nintendo expert. Producer of Great Banter. He/him.
Accidentally procced my free Tinder Boost™️ at 4am in the morning so any sane woman who’s up at 4am, and on Tinder at 4am on a Wensday, will be lucky to see my idiot ass face boosted to the top of their feed.
November 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
cai from off of fire emblem fortune's weave spouts about how he's going to save his father in the first trailer but i'm making the bold prediction right now: that kid's dad's dead.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
my feed on x the everything app has been feeding me screenshots of a number of people playing Path of Radiance for the first time and it's giving me life and it's also really funny because it's all emulated screenshots that Nintendo potentially missed out on capitalizing.
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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You weren't the best tasting beer in the world but you had a time and a place. Bringing you to a party was a surefire way to make sure nobody stole your beer. The unofficial beer of octogenerian alcoholics and college hipsters.

RIP Jockey Club 🍻⚰️
November 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Twin towers are still up in the made up future New York in Sin and Punishment. They lasted til 2017, good for them.
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
why am i watching modern family what's wrong with me
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
thinking about geitz again. sometimes you have to think about geitz a little.
November 20, 2025 at 3:22 AM
we all moved on from Sommie too fast.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
every nintendo series should sleep with norse mythology for an entry
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Fire Emblem Heroes deciding to go all in on Norse mythology and introducing us to flashy anime gacha versions of Norse mythology characters over the past 9 years was kind of cool. The next book is gonna be about the Ragnarok so that’s pretty neat.
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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to the tune of Bill Nye the Science Guy:

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Trans rights are human rights!
TRANSSSS RIGHTTSSSS are humannn rightssss
TRANS TRANS TRANS TRANS!
Trans rights are human rights!
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I'm going full Bubba
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Thinking about the James Bond tank sequence in GoldenEye.
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Fucker Friday to ME, a genuine fucker.
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My birth.
November 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
He's Super! He's Mario!
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
haeving fun time on bluesky dot com making funny posts on line :)
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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the prismaeya fandom is dying repost this if youre a real pisshead
November 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Well it's about time!
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Chef Kawasaki the goat
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
it's 3am and i'm watching the one more thing nintendo direct september 2025 trailer and my god does this game look so visually stunning
November 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
they gave chimecho a mega evolution and i think this is the most i've ever thought about that little shit in decades
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Coffee tiddy.
November 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
chunky kong
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM