Andy
@andywindmill.bsky.social
I like travelling, theatre, and penguins 🐧
📍London
Instagram.com/andywindmill
📍London
Instagram.com/andywindmill
Pinned
There is no lighting delicate enough, no lens vaseline'd enough, to make me post a direct comparison between myself in 2016 and myself now.
January 7, 2026 at 10:37 PM
There is no lighting delicate enough, no lens vaseline'd enough, to make me post a direct comparison between myself in 2016 and myself now.
Back in my day we didn't need an AI gaming ghost we just typed triangle triangle x circle triangle square triangle x triangle circle x triangle square square square circle circle circle x square triangle triangle square square.
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Back in my day we didn't need an AI gaming ghost we just typed triangle triangle x circle triangle square triangle x triangle circle x triangle square square square circle circle circle x square triangle triangle square square.
When you're playing music on shuffle and Enya comes on.
January 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
When you're playing music on shuffle and Enya comes on.
It feels like it's been Sunday three times this week. Normality will return soon, but so will the five day work week. Sad.
January 4, 2026 at 9:51 AM
It feels like it's been Sunday three times this week. Normality will return soon, but so will the five day work week. Sad.
I thought I had avoided a hangover today. I was wrong.
January 1, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I thought I had avoided a hangover today. I was wrong.
I like that this statue outside the local shopping centre has accurately captured how I feel whenever I have to go to the local shopping centre.
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I like that this statue outside the local shopping centre has accurately captured how I feel whenever I have to go to the local shopping centre.
Wow, Marty Supreme was far better than a ping pong period drama had any right to be.
December 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Wow, Marty Supreme was far better than a ping pong period drama had any right to be.
Thank you to Spotify's algorithm for playing every yé-yé chanteuse of the 1960s for me after I put 'Contact' by Brigitte Bardot on.
Every single song an 'I don't know what she's saying, but girl, I am living' moment.
Every single song an 'I don't know what she's saying, but girl, I am living' moment.
December 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Thank you to Spotify's algorithm for playing every yé-yé chanteuse of the 1960s for me after I put 'Contact' by Brigitte Bardot on.
Every single song an 'I don't know what she's saying, but girl, I am living' moment.
Every single song an 'I don't know what she's saying, but girl, I am living' moment.
Do you ever lie in bed at night thinking about the time Disney marketed a Lion King remake as "live action" even though it was all CGI and they didn't teach a single lion to talk?
December 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Do you ever lie in bed at night thinking about the time Disney marketed a Lion King remake as "live action" even though it was all CGI and they didn't teach a single lion to talk?
Close friends stories on instagram are great, but have they considered introducing mortal enemies stories?
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Close friends stories on instagram are great, but have they considered introducing mortal enemies stories?
I fear if I wrote a food diary my entry for today could pass for The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
December 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I fear if I wrote a food diary my entry for today could pass for The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
Wake Up Dead Man - a very good film. Was I slightly distracted by them pretending that obviously English church was in New York? Yes, but I'll give them grace.
December 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Wake Up Dead Man - a very good film. Was I slightly distracted by them pretending that obviously English church was in New York? Yes, but I'll give them grace.
The customary Christmas pet photo.
December 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The customary Christmas pet photo.
Reposted by Andy
The Christmas chart is mystifying to me. Who is listening to Band Aid by choice?
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The Christmas chart is mystifying to me. Who is listening to Band Aid by choice?
Christmas is coming, so I have the flu, as is tradition.
December 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Christmas is coming, so I have the flu, as is tradition.
Some photos of me I don't hate; or catfishing in four acts.
December 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Some photos of me I don't hate; or catfishing in four acts.
This looks ludicrous.
(I'm in).
(I'm in).
Street Fighter looks deliciously weird and goofy, as a Street Fighter movie should.
Street Fighter Movie - Sneak Peek
YouTube video by Street Fighter
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This looks ludicrous.
(I'm in).
(I'm in).
In Berlin this weekend. I went and wandered up the Reichstag dome today.
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
In Berlin this weekend. I went and wandered up the Reichstag dome today.
Jetting off on holiday after work felt efficient when I booked the flight, but I obviously didn't think about having to get to the office in rush hour with luggage in tow, and now I'm full of regret.
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Jetting off on holiday after work felt efficient when I booked the flight, but I obviously didn't think about having to get to the office in rush hour with luggage in tow, and now I'm full of regret.
It's December, which means I'm once again asking why 'December Will Be Magic Again' by Kate Bush is not on streaming.
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 AM
It's December, which means I'm once again asking why 'December Will Be Magic Again' by Kate Bush is not on streaming.
Shout out to swimming for being the least objectionable form of exercise.
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Shout out to swimming for being the least objectionable form of exercise.
My payday falling on Black Friday feels like a recipe for disaster.
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
My payday falling on Black Friday feels like a recipe for disaster.
On the one hand, the web is a terrifying panopticon, but on the other hand, I just used the internet archive to find a long-deleted nut roast recipe, so maybe the panopticon has its perks.
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
On the one hand, the web is a terrifying panopticon, but on the other hand, I just used the internet archive to find a long-deleted nut roast recipe, so maybe the panopticon has its perks.