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No wonder they’re all miserable as fuck. Imagine finishing work. Getting on the train home and still having to work. Fuck that.

On the train from Darlington to King’s Cross atm and there’s people messing about doing (from what I can gather) the most uninteresting, unimportant and underpaid laptop nonsense. It’s 5.20 mate, knock it off mate. Nobody cares.

I’m in London tomorrow. Anyone got any recommendations for pubs around #Kensington #Belgravia and #Chelsea that’s not gonna be full of people i dislike?

I’m Jeff Goldblum in The Fly

Just had to go out and bring my homemade greenhouse inside as it was banging and clattering on the back door #StormEowyn

Finally some interesting/non depressing news www.independent.co.uk/news/science...

Can never start your Nasturtiums off too early indoors

Apologies for not typing this out again on here. I couldn’t be arsed to be honest.

I’m going to see Paul McCartney tomorrow night and my girlfriend is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Life is sweet brother 😍

Re-post for a chance to win this brilliant prize:

2 x tickets to the show
A room at Leven (liveleven.com)
2 x return train tickets from anywhere in the UK
I’ll present you with a signed print after the concert

Winner picked at random: THURSDAY 3pm

Tickets on sale: THURSDAY 4pm

Solo gigging in Gateshead at The Sage or whatever it’s called these days for Bill Ryder Jones and Gruff Rhys ✊

Getting started on here so I just followed loads of people who said Bill Ryder Jones in response to this ✊

#AccidentalPartridge

Went to Seaton Carew with my Mam for fish and chips today, stopped off at Saltholme RSPB on the way home and saw some Lapwings and Oystercatchers.

Repost for a chance to win this Charlatans bobble hat

Might as well kick things off with a gift - winner picked at 9pm this Sunday