Andy Bell
andybell.bsky.social
Andy Bell
@andybell.bsky.social
Ok
Woke up at 4:18a to think about my chase sapphire rewards
November 29, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Donald Trump is still president
-Reuters
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The Parallax View but the final scene takes place in the Disney World Hall of Presidents
September 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Be the cheeks you wish to clap in the world
September 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
WH sources saying that Stephen Miller drinks hot piss from a Stanley tumbler all day
April 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
(Massive train wreck happening in very slow motion)

Democrats: We are very concerned that the train is soon headed towards an unprecedented situation that may be outside the bounds of safe train operation
February 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The substance but it takes me from age 35 to 32
January 31, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Trying to take enough edibles to get blackout high
January 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This is all bc we were too stupid to understand the benefits of the Secret Tax Rebate For Nobody Act of 2021
January 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’m not even a huge Sabbath fan but this take is almost objectively true
The best classic rock band is Black Sabbath
January 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Heartbroken to learn that my favorite artists from the Smooth Jazz for Suburban Dentist Waiting Rooms spotify playlist are all fucking fake
January 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hi! 👋🏻 I’m currently experiencing diarrhea
January 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
If you want to make a joke on here PLEASE remember to say “Just kidding” or label it #sarcasm . A lot of us are highly focused on remembering to breathe and don’t have time to parse multiple layers of rhetorical data. Thanks!
January 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Sending the Jingle Horse to the glue factory
December 26, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Imagine Waluigi Mangione
December 24, 2024 at 2:03 AM
AP Bio - good program
December 13, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Just lost $5k betting on the quidditch game from the first harry potter
December 11, 2024 at 4:16 AM
(Trying to chat up a beautiful woman on the train) Sure smells like piss in here huh
December 10, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Don’t know much about the fellas taking over Syria but I look forward to building and collabing w them 🙏🏼
December 7, 2024 at 11:03 PM
About time the Photos app became more cumbersome and worse looking
December 3, 2024 at 9:29 PM
December 2, 2024 at 10:46 PM
“Stairway to heaven”, “highway to hell”, what’s next???? (Serious question)
December 2, 2024 at 3:05 PM
When there’s an NFL game in Charlotte, the Carolina Panthers are likely to be involved
December 1, 2024 at 11:46 PM
The internet is a machine that devours my penis
November 30, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Enjoying bluesky but concerned I’m not being exposed to enough racism
Opinion - The problem with Bluesky: It won’t broaden our horizons: In the wake of Donald Trump’s election win, the social-media platform has enjoyed a surge of new users looking for an alternative to Elon Musk’s X. But will it be useful, if it just creates an echo chamber for the left?
The problem with Bluesky: It won’t broaden our horizons
In the wake of Donald Trump’s election win, the social-media platform has enjoyed a surge of new users looking for an alternative to Elon Musk’s X. But will it be useful, if it just creates an echo chamber for the left?
www.theglobeandmail.com
November 24, 2024 at 1:42 PM