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Andy
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nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Pokémon that I'd want people to associate with me.
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I love moose knuckle ice cream.
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Does anyone else feel stupider when they read Stephen King books?
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Sometimes I am so anxious, I can only make small poops; on the other hand, sometimes I have poops so large, they give me and the sewer line anxiety. Ouroboros.
October 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
“A Quiet Place” makes me reminiscent of my life as a homeschooler.
September 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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To all my dear friends on Blue Sky.....
June 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’ve been stressed by my new house that had a lot of masked problems from a flipper.

My buddy in Ukraine just told me that he was helping clean out an apartment that was struck by a drone explosion. They offered him tea after he did a bit of cleanup. I need that resiliency.
June 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I like drinking hot rococo.
May 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
It annoys me that travel miles are actually pennies.
May 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Le Poisson Steve
April 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Pokémon Sleep has taught me that it is okay to guzzle 27 liters of oil and call it a “mixed salad”.
March 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
ineruditic
March 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Work ain’t so bad.
#EMS
February 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I would go scuba driving
February 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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In case you need reminding.
February 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Finally won a game of Finspan! 🎉 The winning board 😏 #BoardGameSky💙🎲 #BoardGames #finspan #stonemaiergames
February 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
February 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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After weeks of losing every game I’ve played I finally won one, mostly accidentally, and it was the first time ever playing the chocolatier version of Azul! #azulboardgame #boardgame #boardgamesky💙🎲
February 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Taking board game recommendations. I need some new games to lose at while I play my fiancé. #boardgamesky
February 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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When North Korea thinks you’ve gone too far with crazy shit.
February 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I’m glad they made Harry Potter 3D so I can puke even harder while I think about JK Rowling.
February 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Asbestos feels a lot less threatening when you pronounce it like, “ASHBESHTESH”.
February 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I need y’all to appreciate my creative naming in Pokémon Sleep.
February 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
February 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM