Andy Morton
@andyatlockerbie.bsky.social
Retired teacher, lay preacher, amateur actor and songwriter
I was on holiday recently (Lannzarote, since you ask) and took several taxis both here and in the UK. Every one of them was either fully electric or hybrid. It's happening folks
January 27, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I was on holiday recently (Lannzarote, since you ask) and took several taxis both here and in the UK. Every one of them was either fully electric or hybrid. It's happening folks
"You're mean and I'm taking my ball home!"😂
January 23, 2026 at 12:05 PM
"You're mean and I'm taking my ball home!"😂
I suspect Vidkun Quisling had similar thoughts with regard to Norway
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I suspect Vidkun Quisling had similar thoughts with regard to Norway
The word for this is treason. Quisling was not a patriot
January 21, 2026 at 11:07 AM
The word for this is treason. Quisling was not a patriot
A classic example of someone who gained political credence simply because he had a posh accent
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 PM
A classic example of someone who gained political credence simply because he had a posh accent
Other studies on the defecatory habits of bears and the religious views of the Pope to follow
January 20, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Other studies on the defecatory habits of bears and the religious views of the Pope to follow
Verily a latter day Nostradamus walks among us
January 20, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Verily a latter day Nostradamus walks among us
The problem with Trump is that he doesn't understand that NO means NO
Especially in regard to 14-year old girls
Especially in regard to 14-year old girls
January 17, 2026 at 11:13 PM
The problem with Trump is that he doesn't understand that NO means NO
Especially in regard to 14-year old girls
Especially in regard to 14-year old girls
Do Americans know the rest of the world are laughing our arses off at the Orange Buffoon?
January 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Do Americans know the rest of the world are laughing our arses off at the Orange Buffoon?
Trump wins first at Crufts
January 17, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Trump wins first at Crufts
Does he have any idea how much the rest of the world is laughing at him?
January 17, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Does he have any idea how much the rest of the world is laughing at him?
Reposted by Andy Morton
Reposted by Andy Morton
It’s getting so the only safe place to be is in the Epstein Files. 🔄
January 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
It’s getting so the only safe place to be is in the Epstein Files. 🔄
Because this is the job of the director of an arts centre, right? To peddle the party line. In any other functioning free country this tweet would debar him from service
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Because this is the job of the director of an arts centre, right? To peddle the party line. In any other functioning free country this tweet would debar him from service
This needs to be loud and clear
January 8, 2026 at 9:28 AM
This needs to be loud and clear
There is no excuse for gunning down a widow with a 6 year old kid
January 8, 2026 at 9:27 AM
There is no excuse for gunning down a widow with a 6 year old kid
The UK urgently now needs to develop defence and trade relations with the EU in the face of a USA that has become a rogue authoritarian state like Russia. We need solidarity - not isolation
January 3, 2026 at 11:16 AM
The UK urgently now needs to develop defence and trade relations with the EU in the face of a USA that has become a rogue authoritarian state like Russia. We need solidarity - not isolation