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Andy Seibel
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Ancient psychic tandem war elephant
In times like these, it’s easy to forget how hard Michael McDonald’s “I Keep Forgettin” funks.
October 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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The Kimmel monologue was 18 minutes of extraordinary, raw television that will be hated by the people who wanted him off the air for good. Trump and Brendan Carr lost this one as badly as it's possible to lose.
September 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Why do so many good things have to have fucking Jared Leto in them. Why can’t we just have good things?
September 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Listened to Sledgehammer on the radio. The ‘80s must of been a wild time. Hey baby… open up your fruit cage. Rizz 11/10
August 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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book
August 10, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Trump on his budget today:

It reduces the deficit!
(It raises the deficit by $3.4T)

No tax on social security!
(That’s not in the bill)

No cuts to Medicaid!
(Largest Medicaid cuts in history).
June 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The worst thing that PepsiCo makes is Pepsi. Fight me!
June 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Kinda love “the campaign needs money for this thing.” No BS, no pretense, just running a clean campaign.
🧵 Let's talk about campaign emails!

Misleading emails like this one from my opponent are exactly what’s wrong with Democratic fundraising. In reality, there’s no May 31 FEC deadline (the next one is June 30) and these fake deadlines are used to create a false sense of urgency.

Why?
May 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hot take… AI is gonna save us. At some point, the masses will stop believing anything they see online, and the healing can begin.
Brace yourselves: We've officially climbed out the other side of the uncanny valley.

There’s something eerie and also inevitable about watching an AI-generated actor wrestle with the fact that they were created by a prompt.

My latest for Axios:
www.axios.com/2025/05/23/g...
Google's new Veo 3 AI video tool floods internet with real-looking clips
Many seem to feel this is the moment we stop being able to tell the difference between real and AI.
www.axios.com
May 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Gross. Fascists got me siding with Harvard now.
I just didn't expect this Harvard to be Chinese
May 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
RIP Joe Don Baker, you big blurry sex machine…

ew.com/joe-don-bake...
Joe Don Baker, star of 'Walking Tall' and James Bond films, dies at 89
Texas-born actor Joe Don Baker, star of 'Walking Tall' and the James Bond films 'Tomorrow Never Dies' and 'GoldenEye,' has died at 89.
ew.com
May 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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"Look at this dumb lefty supporting unions on the picket line"

Good job Kat, that's how you get them to do your advertising for you.

Unions are one of the most direct, practical approaches to uplift workers out of poverty wages.

Keep supporting unions and workers' rights.
The rumors are true: I did, in fact, picket with Northwestern’s dining hall workers.

Jokes aside, economic security for the working class with always start with unions. You could say they’re the most practical solution.
May 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Who is drunk at an amusement park? Show of hands 🤟
April 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Same way the smooth brains fall back on saying Trump is a piece of shit is “hating America”. Nope. I would kill or die for my country and many have. They would do well to remember that.
April 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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And in the third movie, he rose again! #HappyEaster
April 20, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Meduza summarizes a bizarre proclamation issued this week by Russia’s Foreign Intelligence Service. Someone at the agency has high hopes for an alliance with the U.S. against "Eurofascism." meduza.io/en/feature/2...
April 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
We don’t need no water
April 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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April 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
April 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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The question isn’t whether a federal court can order the Salvadoran government to release Garcia; it can’t.

It’s whether the U.S. government has the ability to secure Garcia’s release. If so, then it can be ordered to do so, because then Garcia is in the “constructive” custody of the United States.
It sure looks like they’re going all in on the “the executive branch can ignore court orders if it thinks the court lacks jurisdiction” thing
April 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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And on the 74th day of the second Trump presidency, tall fences are going up around the White House again.

The seat of our executive branch looks like a mansion in an authoritarian nation, not the people’s house in an open democracy.

I sense the guardians of this place bracing for anger Saturday.
April 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If nothing else, tell your friends to follow news agencies that post corrections
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Apr 3
Correction: An earlier version of the story incorrectly said in the headline and the body of the story that 18 states were suing the federal government. It is 19 states.
April 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM