the lockheed martin of rap
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Left. Nicky.
#SWAGISMYLOVELY
Left. Nicky.
#SWAGISMYLOVELY
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i can be annoying Everywhere, including the following places.
rateyourmusic.com/~NICKYWOKE
backloggd.com/u/Salvatrati...
letterboxd.com/Salvatration/
www.last.fm/user/Salvatr...
other than that, please enjoy my top albums.
rateyourmusic.com/~NICKYWOKE
backloggd.com/u/Salvatrati...
letterboxd.com/Salvatration/
www.last.fm/user/Salvatr...
other than that, please enjoy my top albums.
Diddy needs to DIE die
just found out 50 Cent produced the Netflix series documentary on P. Diddy, 50 might actually be a bigger hater than Kendrick
January 2, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Diddy needs to DIE die
just found out 50 Cent produced the Netflix series documentary on P. Diddy, 50 might actually be a bigger hater than Kendrick
January 2, 2026 at 7:24 AM
just found out 50 Cent produced the Netflix series documentary on P. Diddy, 50 might actually be a bigger hater than Kendrick
THATS MY GOAT BABY
January 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
THATS MY GOAT BABY
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In terms of practical outcomes, there's basically no difference between porn worldbuilding and non-porn worldbuilding. I know a person who developed a lifelong interest in civic engineering after trying to calculate how much semen would be required to overwhelm their home town's storm drain system.
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
In terms of practical outcomes, there's basically no difference between porn worldbuilding and non-porn worldbuilding. I know a person who developed a lifelong interest in civic engineering after trying to calculate how much semen would be required to overwhelm their home town's storm drain system.
people who stop at gas stations just to get a single fountain drink are mysteries. enigmas. utterly bizzare behavior
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 AM
people who stop at gas stations just to get a single fountain drink are mysteries. enigmas. utterly bizzare behavior
my only real resolution this year is to eat less meat. i think its ridiculous to truly deprive yourself of a thing we naturally eat, but it certainly is ridiculous how much of it americans consume
January 1, 2026 at 9:16 AM
my only real resolution this year is to eat less meat. i think its ridiculous to truly deprive yourself of a thing we naturally eat, but it certainly is ridiculous how much of it americans consume
wanna preemptively state that i think its based PatricianTV is making Fallout videos explicitly for the money, so when they come out and everybody is like "fuck not more Fallout discourse" it should be viewed under that lense. i wonder if itll be a part of the thesis, even
January 1, 2026 at 4:41 AM
wanna preemptively state that i think its based PatricianTV is making Fallout videos explicitly for the money, so when they come out and everybody is like "fuck not more Fallout discourse" it should be viewed under that lense. i wonder if itll be a part of the thesis, even
Bloober Team had to give us one last Fuck You before the year is over. christ i guess its a good thing they already ruined SH2, my heart cant possibly break any harder
Bloober Team teases countdown for February 15th - "Dare to peek into the darkness..." remosdneulserorehsoovamceyerd.com
January 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Bloober Team had to give us one last Fuck You before the year is over. christ i guess its a good thing they already ruined SH2, my heart cant possibly break any harder
honest to god gray hairs on my head. we are gettin old oomfs.
January 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
honest to god gray hairs on my head. we are gettin old oomfs.
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im happy ATLUS does these on their own away from SMT so i can know to not care unless something actually happens. probably just P4R tho
Persona series 30th Anniversary Website - 1st update on January 8th, 2026 p-ch.jp/p30th/
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
im happy ATLUS does these on their own away from SMT so i can know to not care unless something actually happens. probably just P4R tho
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I have never told anyone about this, but I was the guy who said "My Balls are getting a bit smaller". I'm not fucking kidding.
December 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I have never told anyone about this, but I was the guy who said "My Balls are getting a bit smaller". I'm not fucking kidding.
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So after a lifetime of getting my shall we say, “jollies” exclusively from fan content, I’m considering trying IRL intimacy - how worried should I be about getting MPREG?
December 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
So after a lifetime of getting my shall we say, “jollies” exclusively from fan content, I’m considering trying IRL intimacy - how worried should I be about getting MPREG?
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the strongest argument against IP law even existing is Touhou
December 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
the strongest argument against IP law even existing is Touhou
took a bath at 4PM
December 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
took a bath at 4PM
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*clearing browser history after reading the wikipedia article on Crime*
December 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
*clearing browser history after reading the wikipedia article on Crime*
cant believe somebody in the UK finally bought a Switch 2
UK: Nintendo Switch 2 has now outsold Wii U, Dreamcast and PlayStation Vita
UK games journalist Christopher Dring has confirmed this evening that the Nintendo Switch 2 has now outsold the Wii U, the SEGA Dreamcast and the PlayStation Vita in the biggest games market in Europe, the United Kingdom.…
UK games journalist Christopher Dring has confirmed this evening that the Nintendo Switch 2 has now outsold the Wii U, the SEGA Dreamcast and the PlayStation Vita in the biggest games market in Europe, the United Kingdom.…
UK: Nintendo Switch 2 has now outsold Wii U, Dreamcast and PlayStation Vita
UK games journalist Christopher Dring has confirmed this evening that the Nintendo Switch 2 has now outsold the Wii U, the SEGA Dreamcast and the PlayStation Vita in the biggest games market in Europe, the United Kingdom. This is an impressive achievement given the platform was only released in June. Thanks to Greatsong1 for sending in the news tip!
mynintendonews.com
December 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
cant believe somebody in the UK finally bought a Switch 2
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poly in the sense that i have 3 favorite bands
October 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
poly in the sense that i have 3 favorite bands
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how does toad from mario reproduce. spores? does he fuck?
i keep emailing hideo kojima abt it and he keeps saying "人違いだけど、彼は間違いなくセックスするタイプだ" but i dont speak japanese
i keep emailing hideo kojima abt it and he keeps saying "人違いだけど、彼は間違いなくセックスするタイプだ" but i dont speak japanese
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
how does toad from mario reproduce. spores? does he fuck?
i keep emailing hideo kojima abt it and he keeps saying "人違いだけど、彼は間違いなくセックスするタイプだ" but i dont speak japanese
i keep emailing hideo kojima abt it and he keeps saying "人違いだけど、彼は間違いなくセックスするタイプだ" but i dont speak japanese
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JEWS AND OIL AND CANDLES OR SOMETHING. I FOUND SEALED FLOWER I FORGOT ABOUT. TALK ABOUT A MIRALCE BROTHER
December 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
JEWS AND OIL AND CANDLES OR SOMETHING. I FOUND SEALED FLOWER I FORGOT ABOUT. TALK ABOUT A MIRALCE BROTHER
alright now that little bitch Santa is done being intoxicated in public for a month and a half straight its time to start mentally gearing for New Year's Eve, the best holiday bar none
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
alright now that little bitch Santa is done being intoxicated in public for a month and a half straight its time to start mentally gearing for New Year's Eve, the best holiday bar none
Marty Supreme was a great film but WOW is most of the cast straight up fucking evil irl. Kevin O'Leary, i now recognize him, insane casting. mustve been on purpose, or that Safdie brother too is very evil, but the man can make a film
December 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Marty Supreme was a great film but WOW is most of the cast straight up fucking evil irl. Kevin O'Leary, i now recognize him, insane casting. mustve been on purpose, or that Safdie brother too is very evil, but the man can make a film