Andrew Tavin
@andrewtavin.bsky.social
Writer, Comedian, friend to the animals. Well, one animal.
Listen to House of House podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/house-of-house-a-house-rewatch-podcast/id1585564666
And Sound Snackz:
https://soundcloud.com/soundsnackz
Listen to House of House podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/house-of-house-a-house-rewatch-podcast/id1585564666
And Sound Snackz:
https://soundcloud.com/soundsnackz
I get that the "establishment" wants to torpedo upstart progressive populists, but I think it matters what you give them to work with
October 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I get that the "establishment" wants to torpedo upstart progressive populists, but I think it matters what you give them to work with
BRILLIANT IDEA: A phone camera that, when you take a picture of shit in the sky, it looks as cool in the photo as it does when you look at it with your eyes
September 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
BRILLIANT IDEA: A phone camera that, when you take a picture of shit in the sky, it looks as cool in the photo as it does when you look at it with your eyes
This is true and bad, but I do think there's a frustration where the right can ban all manner of reproductive care while gleefully knowing nothing about it (with horrifying results) while the same doesn't go the other way.
Not totally sure why, whether it's just structural rightwing bias or /
Not totally sure why, whether it's just structural rightwing bias or /
"I know absolutely nothing about a subject and therefore I am the real expert" is a position most people on the left would criticize on basically any subject on the planet but somehow becomes a praiseworthy take when the subject is guns
August 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This is true and bad, but I do think there's a frustration where the right can ban all manner of reproductive care while gleefully knowing nothing about it (with horrifying results) while the same doesn't go the other way.
Not totally sure why, whether it's just structural rightwing bias or /
Not totally sure why, whether it's just structural rightwing bias or /
Hippos and elephants are just chomping down on watermelons whole, like animals, while the sophisticated rhino cuts the melon in half to tenderly chew at the sweetness inside
August 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Hippos and elephants are just chomping down on watermelons whole, like animals, while the sophisticated rhino cuts the melon in half to tenderly chew at the sweetness inside
The new House of House is here and it features the return of beloved guest Katie Wright!
It's got virgin births, regular births, and more mean teens than you can shake a stick at.
Plus it's a Christmas episode! How can you not listen?!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
It's got virgin births, regular births, and more mean teens than you can shake a stick at.
Plus it's a Christmas episode! How can you not listen?!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
House of House Episode 105:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 08/18/2025 · 1h 23m
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August 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The new House of House is here and it features the return of beloved guest Katie Wright!
It's got virgin births, regular births, and more mean teens than you can shake a stick at.
Plus it's a Christmas episode! How can you not listen?!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
It's got virgin births, regular births, and more mean teens than you can shake a stick at.
Plus it's a Christmas episode! How can you not listen?!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
The newest House of House has arrived! Power couple @dankmccoy.bsky.social and Audrey Lazaro join us to discuss a House episode that has a lot to say about beauty and weight loss.
Is the stuff it says good? You'll have to listen and find out!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
Is the stuff it says good? You'll have to listen and find out!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
House of House Episode 104:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 08/04/2025 · 1h 41m
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August 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The newest House of House has arrived! Power couple @dankmccoy.bsky.social and Audrey Lazaro join us to discuss a House episode that has a lot to say about beauty and weight loss.
Is the stuff it says good? You'll have to listen and find out!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
Is the stuff it says good? You'll have to listen and find out!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
At long last, we've created Mecha Hitler from the classic sci-fi novel "Please Create Mecha Hitler" (it was written by Hitler)
July 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
At long last, we've created Mecha Hitler from the classic sci-fi novel "Please Create Mecha Hitler" (it was written by Hitler)
Whoops! Looks like I accidentally released today's House of House a week early and didn't realize till now. If you didn't already listen to this great episode with Alex Kennedy now's your chance!
If you caught it early, listen again!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
If you caught it early, listen again!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
House of House Episode 102:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 07/01/2025 · 1h 35m
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July 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Whoops! Looks like I accidentally released today's House of House a week early and didn't realize till now. If you didn't already listen to this great episode with Alex Kennedy now's your chance!
If you caught it early, listen again!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
If you caught it early, listen again!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
At this point they're founding new companies just to make enough ads for Walton Goggins to star in
July 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
At this point they're founding new companies just to make enough ads for Walton Goggins to star in
Are you ready for a House of House about an episode of House with one of the worst mental health takes of all time?
Strap in cause it's here! Will House be able to torture an agoraphobe into being normal?
Listen and find out!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
Strap in cause it's here! Will House be able to torture an agoraphobe into being normal?
Listen and find out!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
House of House Episode 101:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 06/23/2025 · 1h 21m
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June 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Are you ready for a House of House about an episode of House with one of the worst mental health takes of all time?
Strap in cause it's here! Will House be able to torture an agoraphobe into being normal?
Listen and find out!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
Strap in cause it's here! Will House be able to torture an agoraphobe into being normal?
Listen and find out!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
Episode 100 of House of House! Lenny is away but Mike Blejer fills in!
House and Cuddy finally kiss and a guy is secretly Middle Eastern.
As far as our coverage, you know what they say: 2 Jews, 3 (hundred) Riffs
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House and Cuddy finally kiss and a guy is secretly Middle Eastern.
As far as our coverage, you know what they say: 2 Jews, 3 (hundred) Riffs
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
House of House Episode 100:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 06/09/2025 · 1h 42m
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June 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Episode 100 of House of House! Lenny is away but Mike Blejer fills in!
House and Cuddy finally kiss and a guy is secretly Middle Eastern.
As far as our coverage, you know what they say: 2 Jews, 3 (hundred) Riffs
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
House and Cuddy finally kiss and a guy is secretly Middle Eastern.
As far as our coverage, you know what they say: 2 Jews, 3 (hundred) Riffs
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
Dropping hints to my dog so he gets me the limited edition Porco Rosso sake set for Father's Day
June 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Dropping hints to my dog so he gets me the limited edition Porco Rosso sake set for Father's Day
The newest episode of House of House is here! It has lesbian stuff but was actually written by two lesbian writers proving that the House writer's room was ahead of the curve for 2007.
The Fox marketing department? Maybe less so.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
The Fox marketing department? Maybe less so.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
House of House Episode 99:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 05/26/2025 · 56m
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May 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The newest episode of House of House is here! It has lesbian stuff but was actually written by two lesbian writers proving that the House writer's room was ahead of the curve for 2007.
The Fox marketing department? Maybe less so.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
The Fox marketing department? Maybe less so.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
The new House of House is here with returning favorite @saraghaleb.bsky.social
Also returning is Wilson! Him and and House have a fun road trip.
Some woman also got pins in her head as a baby but don't worry about that! She'll be fine, maybe better now!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
Also returning is Wilson! Him and and House have a fun road trip.
Some woman also got pins in her head as a baby but don't worry about that! She'll be fine, maybe better now!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
House of House Episode 98:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 05/12/2025 · 1h 47m
podcasts.apple.com
May 12, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The new House of House is here with returning favorite @saraghaleb.bsky.social
Also returning is Wilson! Him and and House have a fun road trip.
Some woman also got pins in her head as a baby but don't worry about that! She'll be fine, maybe better now!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
Also returning is Wilson! Him and and House have a fun road trip.
Some woman also got pins in her head as a baby but don't worry about that! She'll be fine, maybe better now!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
So weird to call it a "Lazy Susan" when it does more work than 99% of plates
May 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
So weird to call it a "Lazy Susan" when it does more work than 99% of plates
Apple TV is the only streaming service that delivers you content from alternate dimensions.
There are two seasons of a Maya Rudolph led comedy that came it in 2023?! No, you pulled that out of another timeline you Mandela Effect ass streaming network.
There are two seasons of a Maya Rudolph led comedy that came it in 2023?! No, you pulled that out of another timeline you Mandela Effect ass streaming network.
May 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Apple TV is the only streaming service that delivers you content from alternate dimensions.
There are two seasons of a Maya Rudolph led comedy that came it in 2023?! No, you pulled that out of another timeline you Mandela Effect ass streaming network.
There are two seasons of a Maya Rudolph led comedy that came it in 2023?! No, you pulled that out of another timeline you Mandela Effect ass streaming network.
The new House of House episode is here! Dan Wilbur returns to discuss an episode where Breckin Meyer is a painter who sees weird stuff and is puffy sometimes.
Plus XXX Twilight Zone parodies and the worst game show idea ever!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
Plus XXX Twilight Zone parodies and the worst game show idea ever!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
House of House Episode 97:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 04/28/2025 · 1h 20m
podcasts.apple.com
April 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The new House of House episode is here! Dan Wilbur returns to discuss an episode where Breckin Meyer is a painter who sees weird stuff and is puffy sometimes.
Plus XXX Twilight Zone parodies and the worst game show idea ever!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
Plus XXX Twilight Zone parodies and the worst game show idea ever!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
New House of House with Rebecca Kaplan about an episode where Felicia Day has the top of her skull cut off?
Yep, and we have a bonus fan fic reading plus so much more!
Listen now or regret it forever!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
Yep, and we have a bonus fan fic reading plus so much more!
Listen now or regret it forever!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
House of House Episode 96:
Podcast Episode · House of House: A House Rewatch Podcast · 04/14/2025 · 1h 14m
podcasts.apple.com
April 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
New House of House with Rebecca Kaplan about an episode where Felicia Day has the top of her skull cut off?
Yep, and we have a bonus fan fic reading plus so much more!
Listen now or regret it forever!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
Yep, and we have a bonus fan fic reading plus so much more!
Listen now or regret it forever!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
Look, there was a time when this kind of thing had some merit but complaining about it now is like complaining that typewriters get too jammed too often.
Were you just unfrozen from 2015 yesterday?!
Were you just unfrozen from 2015 yesterday?!
I saw someone in an NYC Comics Facebook group complain about how you can't say anything anymore because of people on Twitter.
Twitter is full of open Nazis! It's the fifth year of Trump's presidency! Tony Hinchcliffe is getting Netflix specials!
Maybe there's another reason you aren't successful!
Twitter is full of open Nazis! It's the fifth year of Trump's presidency! Tony Hinchcliffe is getting Netflix specials!
Maybe there's another reason you aren't successful!
April 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Look, there was a time when this kind of thing had some merit but complaining about it now is like complaining that typewriters get too jammed too often.
Were you just unfrozen from 2015 yesterday?!
Were you just unfrozen from 2015 yesterday?!
I saw someone in an NYC Comics Facebook group complain about how you can't say anything anymore because of people on Twitter.
Twitter is full of open Nazis! It's the fifth year of Trump's presidency! Tony Hinchcliffe is getting Netflix specials!
Maybe there's another reason you aren't successful!
Twitter is full of open Nazis! It's the fifth year of Trump's presidency! Tony Hinchcliffe is getting Netflix specials!
Maybe there's another reason you aren't successful!
April 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I saw someone in an NYC Comics Facebook group complain about how you can't say anything anymore because of people on Twitter.
Twitter is full of open Nazis! It's the fifth year of Trump's presidency! Tony Hinchcliffe is getting Netflix specials!
Maybe there's another reason you aren't successful!
Twitter is full of open Nazis! It's the fifth year of Trump's presidency! Tony Hinchcliffe is getting Netflix specials!
Maybe there's another reason you aren't successful!
Don't get me wrong, the Nazi stuff is the worst part, but the true reason to leave Twitter is getting a "notification" that when you check it is like "don't you want to tweet about how the NBA is cool?"
April 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Don't get me wrong, the Nazi stuff is the worst part, but the true reason to leave Twitter is getting a "notification" that when you check it is like "don't you want to tweet about how the NBA is cool?"
My haters say they never see me at the dog park.
I tell them I never see them at the pet store.
I tell them I never see them at the pet store.
April 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My haters say they never see me at the dog park.
I tell them I never see them at the pet store.
I tell them I never see them at the pet store.
Nice to meet you. I'm Mr. Lecter and these are my sons, Hannibal and Jedophile
April 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Nice to meet you. I'm Mr. Lecter and these are my sons, Hannibal and Jedophile
Finally started watching Severance and my main takeaway: Mr. Milchik gets so much cardio in, good for him
That guy is running everywhere all the time, he probably has a resting heart rate of like, 12
That guy is running everywhere all the time, he probably has a resting heart rate of like, 12
April 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Finally started watching Severance and my main takeaway: Mr. Milchik gets so much cardio in, good for him
That guy is running everywhere all the time, he probably has a resting heart rate of like, 12
That guy is running everywhere all the time, he probably has a resting heart rate of like, 12
"I wonder how they're going to beat the Demon Army"
A 2 SECOND CLIP FEATURING TOSSED OFF DIALOGUE FROM THREE SEASONS AGO PLAYED DURING THE "PREVIOUSLY ON" MONTAGE: "The legend says a frost sword beat the Demon Army, but that's a myth"
A 2 SECOND CLIP FEATURING TOSSED OFF DIALOGUE FROM THREE SEASONS AGO PLAYED DURING THE "PREVIOUSLY ON" MONTAGE: "The legend says a frost sword beat the Demon Army, but that's a myth"
April 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
"I wonder how they're going to beat the Demon Army"
A 2 SECOND CLIP FEATURING TOSSED OFF DIALOGUE FROM THREE SEASONS AGO PLAYED DURING THE "PREVIOUSLY ON" MONTAGE: "The legend says a frost sword beat the Demon Army, but that's a myth"
A 2 SECOND CLIP FEATURING TOSSED OFF DIALOGUE FROM THREE SEASONS AGO PLAYED DURING THE "PREVIOUSLY ON" MONTAGE: "The legend says a frost sword beat the Demon Army, but that's a myth"