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Andrew Sinclair
@andrew.clarton.co.uk
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Husband, father, Chartered Engineer, Fellow of the Institution of Mechanical Engineers, Evertonian, aspiring runner and one of the co-Event Directors for Tetbury Goods Shed parkrun. Not sure in which order though.

Helping build a nuclear power station☢️
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No one is safe 🕶️
A screen shot of social media post by Specsavers, a UK chain of high street opticians showing a group of football fans wearing the red shirts of Liverpool Football Club. They all look sad. The caption reads, Liverpool fans, if you bring your glasses to any of our stores, we'll swap them for a blindfold so you don't have to watch this anymore.
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Convenient 🍕
A screenshot of the Pizza Express website searching for restaurants close to Sandringham with Kings Lynn being a convenient 7.3 miles from there.
October 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Basil!

💕
October 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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That's no ballroom.
An AI generated view of the White House after President Bonespurs had the whole of the East Wing demolished. In its place is an under construction Death Star.
October 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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The latest from the land of the free.
bridgetemob.bsky.social Bridget O’Brien @bridgetemob.bsky.social · 21d
Went to a prayer service tonight at St. Mary of the Lake, where they have cardboard cutouts throughout the church representing parishioners afraid to come to Mass because of ICE.
a photograph of the interior of a church. Several people are visible sitting in pews. In the pew immediately in front of the photographer, a black human-sized cardboard cutout in the outline of a woman is visible, as though a shadow is sitting in the pew in front of you.
October 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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We are driving home from a weekend in Bournemouth, my wife is driving and radio 5 is broadcasting Trump speaking. I am welcoming every single interruption Waze is making to warn us about turns to make, speed camera ahead and dead squirrel on the road.
October 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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🎶Well, I never felt more like singin' the blues
'Cause Everton won and Liverpool lost...🎶
October 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Live from Sandhills 😞 or at least for my son who's been at the game, Crosby bound. According to my read of the Merseyrail timetable, only two more Southport bound trains.
Everton fans queuing to get into Sandhills railway station in Liverpool after the Everton v West Ham football match this evening. Everton fans queuing to get into Sandhills railway station in Liverpool after the Everton v West Ham football match this evening. Everton fans queuing to get into Sandhills railway station in Liverpool after the Everton v West Ham football match this evening.
September 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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It is 2045, the body of Donald Trump has been inaugurated again as supreme leader of the 1st Republic of The Greatest American EVER! after 127% of patriots voted for him. The Premier League is nearly bankrupt from the legal bill in the Manchester City PSR case.

www.theguardian.com/football/202...
A year on, Manchester City’s legal experts have the Premier League in a corner | Barney Ronay
The charges tribunal is still to report on rule breaches, but does the league really want to discredit its eight-time champions anyway?
www.theguardian.com
September 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Sunglasses - Italian
Backdrop - Milano
Heart and nose - 💙
Teeshirt - @toffeeart.co.uk

#utft
The author of this post standing in front of the Doumo in Milano, Italy wearing a black tee-shirt that copies the Joy Division album cover of Unknown Pleasures with Prince Rupert's tower, the emblem of Everton Football Club, hidden in the sound waves.
September 20, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Paging @sniffpetrol.com
miniphernalia.bsky.social miniphernalia.co.uk @miniphernalia.bsky.social · Sep 19
Do you have mucky rings? Then you need a set of #BritishLeyland coasters! Go to our website and search for coasters - miniphernalia.co.uk
Do you have mucky rings? Then you need a set of #BritishLeyland coasters! Go to our website and search for coasters - http://miniphernalia.co.uk
September 19, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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In Italy on holiday. It's hot, unseasonally hot. My enduring memory of this trip was the waitress at a restaurant in Catania saying the September heat is like the July heat this year and all she wants now is rain while she drinks hot chocolate and watches Netflix on her couch.
September 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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Dear kopites. A request for this evening. With the Cheeto faced shit gibbon currently in the UK and his lickspittle FBI chief wearing an LFC tie, can you sing:
“Kash Patel, Kash Patel,
Kash Patel’s a fucking cunt!
Kash Patel’s a fucking cunt”

Thank you. YNWA 🧣

#LFC
September 17, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Oh dear😂

FBI director Kash Patel wears Liverpool FC tie to US Senate hearing

www.theguardian.com/football/202...
FBI director Kash Patel wears Liverpool FC tie to US Senate hearing
The FBI director’s seeming fandom of the Premier League club also represents an unexpected clash of politics
www.theguardian.com
September 17, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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So the #patriots like their little #Temu #flags. This one just about sums up the UK at the moment.

#ScouseNotEnglish
A rather threadbare Union Flag flies above the Lido Scogliera d' Armisi in Catania, Sicily. Only the lower left quarter of the flag remains. Behind the flag, a vivid blue and cloudless sky.
September 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Big shout out to Jordan Pickford, not only is he #everton and #england number one goalkeeper, he also does a great job designing merchandise for the #GreatNorthRun

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Great North Run apologises over ‘Newcastle map’ medals that actually show Sunderland
Finisher T-shirts also feature outline of River Wear, as organisers spin medals as ‘most unique’ in event’s history
www.theguardian.com
September 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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In (hopefully) a few years time when the world has tired of these idiots, we'll miss these idiots.

A little.
teamcanadaforever.bsky.social 🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · Sep 7
Can we all buy Fred rounds of beers for life? 😂😅🤣
September 8, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Northern, female and working class.

I'm only the first of those but Angela Rayner is worth hundreds of Farage and his grifter mates.
carolinelucas.bsky.social Caroline Lucas @carolinelucas.bsky.social · Sep 5
Right wing media has had it in for Angela Rayner from the start - they couldn’t bear a working class woman being so powerful & dynamic. She made a mistake and has paid heavily for it. Very much hope she’ll return at some point in the future - our politics desperately needs more voices like hers
September 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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From me, a blue, this red absolutely nails it. Well said Mo.
philippeauclair.bsky.social Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · Aug 9
I admire Mo Salah's restraint.

"Farewell". Really?

Suleiman al-Obeid was killed by the IDF as he was queuing for food in Gaza. Say it, you cowards.
A photograph of Suleiman al-Obeid, former captain of the Pakestinian national football team, killed by the IDF as he was queuing for food.
August 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Frightening. Truly frightening.

Nordic countries hit by ‘truly unprecedented’ heatwave www.theguardian.com/environment/...
A temperature display at Santa Claus Village at the Artic Circle showing the temperature at thirty one degrees centigrade.
August 2, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Sitting here listening to my vinyl copy of Rumours with my 22 year old daughter at her request. I am bursting with happiness.
July 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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July 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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Young person up the front wearing a Paul McCartney tee-shirt headbanging along to Rockin’ in the Free World.

That's the way to go😎
June 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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#glastonbury tee-shirt of the evening, "Stop Being Rich" 💙
June 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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A 79 year old Neil Young singing a song called Old Man written by a 25 year old Neil Young 🇨🇦
June 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM