Andreas Petersen
@andreaspetersen.bsky.social
Screenwriter:
Attack of the Demons (2020)
When You Get to the Forest (2025)
Coffee & Whoppers
Currently repped by: Me wearing Groucho glasses
Attack of the Demons (2020)
When You Get to the Forest (2025)
Coffee & Whoppers
Currently repped by: Me wearing Groucho glasses
Pinned
When You Get to the Forest
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This special limited edition slipcover
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I am so unbelievably excited to finally announce that When You Get to the Forest is now available on Blu Ray over at @vinsyn.bsky.social's website through partner label Cartuna.
We premiered almost 3 years ago, & I cant wait to share this movie with the world🐈
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We premiered almost 3 years ago, & I cant wait to share this movie with the world🐈
vinegarsyndrome.com/collections/...
Me, the smartest person at the Stonewall uprising: um, EXCUSE me, but where was THIS energy at the Black Cat??
January 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Me, the smartest person at the Stonewall uprising: um, EXCUSE me, but where was THIS energy at the Black Cat??
I had an idea for a movie where the main character is played by a different actor in every new shot who ALMOST looks like the previous actor. Throughout the movie they slowly morph into a completely different person. This movie would cost 130 million dollars and gross about 650k.
January 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I had an idea for a movie where the main character is played by a different actor in every new shot who ALMOST looks like the previous actor. Throughout the movie they slowly morph into a completely different person. This movie would cost 130 million dollars and gross about 650k.
If anyone was ever curious how old I am, when I was 8 years old I wrote a Ranma ½ fan script on a typewriter.
January 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
If anyone was ever curious how old I am, when I was 8 years old I wrote a Ranma ½ fan script on a typewriter.
A24 continues to remind us that women over the age of 50 are inhuman grotesqueries that must be feared
January 8, 2026 at 4:41 PM
A24 continues to remind us that women over the age of 50 are inhuman grotesqueries that must be feared
Me and the broad-ass brush I be painting all ICE agents with.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Me and the broad-ass brush I be painting all ICE agents with.
Already known, but bears repeating that ICE is a terrorist organization. Members of ICE are subhuman slugs. I hope the list of these pigs in prison is a mile long in the coming years. I'm fucking shaking.
January 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Already known, but bears repeating that ICE is a terrorist organization. Members of ICE are subhuman slugs. I hope the list of these pigs in prison is a mile long in the coming years. I'm fucking shaking.
Angry owl hoot hoot 🦉
January 7, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Angry owl hoot hoot 🦉
I'm not a big believer in filmmaking "rules," as I feel like they often restrict people's minds as to the true potential of cinema. That being said, if your movie is about a little piece of shit goblin creature, it must, I repeat MUST multiply at some point in the film.
January 5, 2026 at 7:41 AM
I'm not a big believer in filmmaking "rules," as I feel like they often restrict people's minds as to the true potential of cinema. That being said, if your movie is about a little piece of shit goblin creature, it must, I repeat MUST multiply at some point in the film.
[blood pumping out of my lungs in a fine mist] I҉ ҉M҉A҉D҉E҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉E҉P҉P҉E҉R҉ ҉P҉O҉P҉P҉E҉R҉S҉ ҉F҉R҉O҉M҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉S҉T҉A҉R҉D҉E҉W҉ ҉V҉A҉L҉L҉E҉Y҉ ҉C҉O҉O҉K҉B҉O҉O҉K҉
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
[blood pumping out of my lungs in a fine mist] I҉ ҉M҉A҉D҉E҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉E҉P҉P҉E҉R҉ ҉P҉O҉P҉P҉E҉R҉S҉ ҉F҉R҉O҉M҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉S҉T҉A҉R҉D҉E҉W҉ ҉V҉A҉L҉L҉E҉Y҉ ҉C҉O҉O҉K҉B҉O҉O҉K҉
My top 20 films of 2025
Of note, I have not yet seen:
No Other Choice
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Sorry, Baby
Highest 2 Lowest
Toxic Avenger
The Smashing Machine
Marty Supreme
Bambi: the Reckoning
FNAF2
Predator: Badlands
Him
Of note, I have not yet seen:
No Other Choice
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Sorry, Baby
Highest 2 Lowest
Toxic Avenger
The Smashing Machine
Marty Supreme
Bambi: the Reckoning
FNAF2
Predator: Badlands
Him
January 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
My top 20 films of 2025
Of note, I have not yet seen:
No Other Choice
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Sorry, Baby
Highest 2 Lowest
Toxic Avenger
The Smashing Machine
Marty Supreme
Bambi: the Reckoning
FNAF2
Predator: Badlands
Him
Of note, I have not yet seen:
No Other Choice
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Sorry, Baby
Highest 2 Lowest
Toxic Avenger
The Smashing Machine
Marty Supreme
Bambi: the Reckoning
FNAF2
Predator: Badlands
Him
In case anyone was wondering what the screenwriter of Attack of the Demons and When You Get to the Forest thinks of the president of the United States' illegal actions in Venezuela, it's that they are Very Bad™!
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
In case anyone was wondering what the screenwriter of Attack of the Demons and When You Get to the Forest thinks of the president of the United States' illegal actions in Venezuela, it's that they are Very Bad™!
Imagine being in your 80s and still having the juice the way Cronenberg does. This post is brought to you by watching The Shrouds last night.
January 2, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Imagine being in your 80s and still having the juice the way Cronenberg does. This post is brought to you by watching The Shrouds last night.
2020: First Cow
2021: Lamb
2022: Everything Everywhere
2023: Poor Things
2024: I Saw the TV Glow
2025: TBD
I'm so boring
2021: Lamb
2022: Everything Everywhere
2023: Poor Things
2024: I Saw the TV Glow
2025: TBD
I'm so boring
Halfway through the decade! What are your favourite films each year so far?
2020: I’m Thinking of Ending Things
2021: Memoria
2022: Pacifiction
2023: Eureka
2024: Queer
2025: The Ice Tower
2020: I’m Thinking of Ending Things
2021: Memoria
2022: Pacifiction
2023: Eureka
2024: Queer
2025: The Ice Tower
January 2, 2026 at 8:21 AM
2020: First Cow
2021: Lamb
2022: Everything Everywhere
2023: Poor Things
2024: I Saw the TV Glow
2025: TBD
I'm so boring
2021: Lamb
2022: Everything Everywhere
2023: Poor Things
2024: I Saw the TV Glow
2025: TBD
I'm so boring
I'm about to go 24 hours without writing a screenplay page for the first time in a year.
January 2, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I'm about to go 24 hours without writing a screenplay page for the first time in a year.
19 screenplays.
1878 pages.
5.14 pages a day.
Didn't go a day without writing at least one page.
1878 pages.
5.14 pages a day.
Didn't go a day without writing at least one page.
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
19 screenplays.
1878 pages.
5.14 pages a day.
Didn't go a day without writing at least one page.
1878 pages.
5.14 pages a day.
Didn't go a day without writing at least one page.
Sometimes I feel so out of fucking step with what people think is good because Ethan Coen's 'Honey, Don't' is easily one of the best films of 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Sometimes I feel so out of fucking step with what people think is good because Ethan Coen's 'Honey, Don't' is easily one of the best films of 2025.
I'm on my 19th screenplay of 2025 somebody kill me
What's something you did with your writing in 2025 that you're genuinely proud of? (If you disparage yourself on this post I will beat you with hammers) #WritingPrompt
December 31, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'm on my 19th screenplay of 2025 somebody kill me
We should start shitting on movies for having substance over style.
December 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
We should start shitting on movies for having substance over style.
Man, Queens of the Dead got me good. Was expecting it to be campy fun, but felt like a lot more. Very sweet, very sincere, very funny. Great fucking cast (put Tómas Matos in EVERYTHING). Incredible score. Tina Romero has the juice.
December 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Man, Queens of the Dead got me good. Was expecting it to be campy fun, but felt like a lot more. Very sweet, very sincere, very funny. Great fucking cast (put Tómas Matos in EVERYTHING). Incredible score. Tina Romero has the juice.
Unlock the magic of THIS [honks on junk accompanied by bike horn sound effect]
Disney has launched an AI tool for employees called DisneyGPT
• It's designed to help 'unlock the magic of your imagination'
• Includes verified Walt Disney quotes and lets employees make internal requests
• They're now developing a more advanced AI tool called J.A.R.V.I.S
(via Business Insider)
• It's designed to help 'unlock the magic of your imagination'
• Includes verified Walt Disney quotes and lets employees make internal requests
• They're now developing a more advanced AI tool called J.A.R.V.I.S
(via Business Insider)
December 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Unlock the magic of THIS [honks on junk accompanied by bike horn sound effect]
Screenwriting is cool because you can think about how cool it would be for a sixth entry of the Silent Night Deadly Night series to be about a psychic mall Santa trying to solve a murder and can just make it exist in the written form, there's literally nothing stopping you.
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Screenwriting is cool because you can think about how cool it would be for a sixth entry of the Silent Night Deadly Night series to be about a psychic mall Santa trying to solve a murder and can just make it exist in the written form, there's literally nothing stopping you.
