Andreas Petersen
@andreaspetersen.bsky.social
Screenwriter:
Attack of the Demons (2020)
When You Get to the Forest (2025)
Coffee & Whoppers
Currently repped by: Me wearing Groucho glasses
Attack of the Demons (2020)
When You Get to the Forest (2025)
Coffee & Whoppers
Currently repped by: Me wearing Groucho glasses
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When You Get to the Forest
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This special limited edition slipcover
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I am so unbelievably excited to finally announce that When You Get to the Forest is now available on Blu Ray over at @vinsyn.bsky.social's website through partner label Cartuna.
We premiered almost 3 years ago, & I cant wait to share this movie with the world🐈
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We premiered almost 3 years ago, & I cant wait to share this movie with the world🐈
vinegarsyndrome.com/collections/...
I really hope the US doesn't invade Greenland for numerous reasons, but maybe mostso because the fervor at which I would be cheering on Greenland/Denmark would potentially get me fired, arrested, and deported, lol
January 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I really hope the US doesn't invade Greenland for numerous reasons, but maybe mostso because the fervor at which I would be cheering on Greenland/Denmark would potentially get me fired, arrested, and deported, lol
Never used it. Once. For anything. I think I missed the boat before we all understood what it was, so I don't begrudge anyone trying it early on. But if you use ChatGPT in your creative/decision-making process you are a huge nerd and if we ever meet I'm going to spit on you and give you a swirly.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
January 14, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Never used it. Once. For anything. I think I missed the boat before we all understood what it was, so I don't begrudge anyone trying it early on. But if you use ChatGPT in your creative/decision-making process you are a huge nerd and if we ever meet I'm going to spit on you and give you a swirly.
Fuck Scott Adams and Dilbert but I would kill and be killed for live action Dogbert
January 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Fuck Scott Adams and Dilbert but I would kill and be killed for live action Dogbert
Imagine being mean to me when this is literally who I am
January 13, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Imagine being mean to me when this is literally who I am
TFW you supposedly have a life to live but you are writing a spec Silent Night Deadly Night 6 script, and you have to urge to follow that with a legacy sequel to a low-budget Clint Howard horror movie from 1982
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
TFW you supposedly have a life to live but you are writing a spec Silent Night Deadly Night 6 script, and you have to urge to follow that with a legacy sequel to a low-budget Clint Howard horror movie from 1982
Oh man, I think I have a good idea for an Evilspeak legacy sequel involving ICE.
a red cross with the word spain written in white
ALT: a red cross with the word spain written in white
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January 13, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Oh man, I think I have a good idea for an Evilspeak legacy sequel involving ICE.
I like the part in Bystanders where Gray drowns that rapist in the jungle juice.
This is a favorite question to ask. Favorite little moment of kindness in a movie? I'm thinking of Tim Blake Nelson leaving money on the sill after they steal a pie in O Brother.
January 12, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I like the part in Bystanders where Gray drowns that rapist in the jungle juice.
Me buying the last copy of the Haneke Curzon box set in stock at @diabolikdvd.bsky.social
January 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Me buying the last copy of the Haneke Curzon box set in stock at @diabolikdvd.bsky.social
I wrote some tonight, and feel liberated in knowing I wasn't obligated to, nor do I need to disclose how many pages.
January 12, 2026 at 8:40 AM
I wrote some tonight, and feel liberated in knowing I wasn't obligated to, nor do I need to disclose how many pages.
Horror fans will whine about how award bodies don't take the genre seriously, and then clap like seals for this.
Indy the dog from GOOD BOY just won 'Best Performance in a Horror or Thriller' at the Astra Film Awards, beating out Ethan Hawke, Sally Hawkins, Sophie Thatcher, Alison Brie & Alfie Williams.
He is the first animal to win a major film acting award.
He is the first animal to win a major film acting award.
January 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Horror fans will whine about how award bodies don't take the genre seriously, and then clap like seals for this.
Hard to explain the rush one gets finding a $100 OOP blu-ray of Sling Blade at a thrift store for $1.50 (not reselling it, to be clear)
January 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Hard to explain the rush one gets finding a $100 OOP blu-ray of Sling Blade at a thrift store for $1.50 (not reselling it, to be clear)
Me, the smartest person at the Stonewall uprising: um, EXCUSE me, but where was THIS energy at the Black Cat??
January 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Me, the smartest person at the Stonewall uprising: um, EXCUSE me, but where was THIS energy at the Black Cat??
I had an idea for a movie where the main character is played by a different actor in every new shot who ALMOST looks like the previous actor. Throughout the movie they slowly morph into a completely different person. This movie would cost 130 million dollars and gross about 650k.
January 8, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I had an idea for a movie where the main character is played by a different actor in every new shot who ALMOST looks like the previous actor. Throughout the movie they slowly morph into a completely different person. This movie would cost 130 million dollars and gross about 650k.
If anyone was ever curious how old I am, when I was 8 years old I wrote a Ranma ½ fan script on a typewriter.
January 8, 2026 at 7:55 PM
If anyone was ever curious how old I am, when I was 8 years old I wrote a Ranma ½ fan script on a typewriter.
A24 continues to remind us that women over the age of 50 are inhuman grotesqueries that must be feared
January 8, 2026 at 4:41 PM
A24 continues to remind us that women over the age of 50 are inhuman grotesqueries that must be feared
Me and the broad-ass brush I be painting all ICE agents with.
January 8, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Me and the broad-ass brush I be painting all ICE agents with.
Already known, but bears repeating that ICE is a terrorist organization. Members of ICE are subhuman slugs. I hope the list of these pigs in prison is a mile long in the coming years. I'm fucking shaking.
January 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Already known, but bears repeating that ICE is a terrorist organization. Members of ICE are subhuman slugs. I hope the list of these pigs in prison is a mile long in the coming years. I'm fucking shaking.
Angry owl hoot hoot 🦉
January 7, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Angry owl hoot hoot 🦉
I'm not a big believer in filmmaking "rules," as I feel like they often restrict people's minds as to the true potential of cinema. That being said, if your movie is about a little piece of shit goblin creature, it must, I repeat MUST multiply at some point in the film.
January 5, 2026 at 7:41 AM
I'm not a big believer in filmmaking "rules," as I feel like they often restrict people's minds as to the true potential of cinema. That being said, if your movie is about a little piece of shit goblin creature, it must, I repeat MUST multiply at some point in the film.
[blood pumping out of my lungs in a fine mist] I҉ ҉M҉A҉D҉E҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉E҉P҉P҉E҉R҉ ҉P҉O҉P҉P҉E҉R҉S҉ ҉F҉R҉O҉M҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉S҉T҉A҉R҉D҉E҉W҉ ҉V҉A҉L҉L҉E҉Y҉ ҉C҉O҉O҉K҉B҉O҉O҉K҉
January 5, 2026 at 2:51 AM
[blood pumping out of my lungs in a fine mist] I҉ ҉M҉A҉D҉E҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉E҉P҉P҉E҉R҉ ҉P҉O҉P҉P҉E҉R҉S҉ ҉F҉R҉O҉M҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉S҉T҉A҉R҉D҉E҉W҉ ҉V҉A҉L҉L҉E҉Y҉ ҉C҉O҉O҉K҉B҉O҉O҉K҉
My top 20 films of 2025
Of note, I have not yet seen:
No Other Choice
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Sorry, Baby
Highest 2 Lowest
Toxic Avenger
The Smashing Machine
Marty Supreme
Bambi: the Reckoning
FNAF2
Predator: Badlands
Him
Of note, I have not yet seen:
No Other Choice
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Sorry, Baby
Highest 2 Lowest
Toxic Avenger
The Smashing Machine
Marty Supreme
Bambi: the Reckoning
FNAF2
Predator: Badlands
Him
January 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
My top 20 films of 2025
Of note, I have not yet seen:
No Other Choice
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Sorry, Baby
Highest 2 Lowest
Toxic Avenger
The Smashing Machine
Marty Supreme
Bambi: the Reckoning
FNAF2
Predator: Badlands
Him
Of note, I have not yet seen:
No Other Choice
If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Sorry, Baby
Highest 2 Lowest
Toxic Avenger
The Smashing Machine
Marty Supreme
Bambi: the Reckoning
FNAF2
Predator: Badlands
Him
In case anyone was wondering what the screenwriter of Attack of the Demons and When You Get to the Forest thinks of the president of the United States' illegal actions in Venezuela, it's that they are Very Bad™!
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
In case anyone was wondering what the screenwriter of Attack of the Demons and When You Get to the Forest thinks of the president of the United States' illegal actions in Venezuela, it's that they are Very Bad™!
Imagine being in your 80s and still having the juice the way Cronenberg does. This post is brought to you by watching The Shrouds last night.
January 2, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Imagine being in your 80s and still having the juice the way Cronenberg does. This post is brought to you by watching The Shrouds last night.