Ahmed Salah
@anahmedsalah.bsky.social
Emotional black male
The only promise I can make you is that my book would be a better buy than your last purchase
www.amazon.com/dp/B07YJ8QL3W/
The only promise I can make you is that my book would be a better buy than your last purchase
www.amazon.com/dp/B07YJ8QL3W/
Porn is too creepy for me so when I want to masturbate I think about my capacity for kindness
October 11, 2023 at 8:54 AM
Porn is too creepy for me so when I want to masturbate I think about my capacity for kindness
Waking up at night to piss but ending up staying awake contemplating the pain of my loved ones—knowing I need to go back to bed and rest for another day of posting
October 11, 2023 at 7:15 AM
Waking up at night to piss but ending up staying awake contemplating the pain of my loved ones—knowing I need to go back to bed and rest for another day of posting
The river looks like it is full of blood
Anywhoo, how’s your night?
Anywhoo, how’s your night?
October 8, 2023 at 2:30 AM
The river looks like it is full of blood
Anywhoo, how’s your night?
Anywhoo, how’s your night?
Got offered a free palm reading and I was tempted to take them up on the offer just so I could feel my hand being held
October 6, 2023 at 3:22 PM
Got offered a free palm reading and I was tempted to take them up on the offer just so I could feel my hand being held
Bumper stickers should be in the front of cars so I can tell which drivers are gonna blow through a crosswalk
October 6, 2023 at 3:28 AM
Bumper stickers should be in the front of cars so I can tell which drivers are gonna blow through a crosswalk
Dante, after quitting twitter:
“Unwonted joy renew’d, soon as I ’scaped
Forth from the atmosphere of deadly gloom,
That had mine eyes and bosom fill’d with grief.
The radiant planet, that to love invites,
Made all the orient laugh, and veil’d beneath
The Pisces’ light, that in her escort came.”
“Unwonted joy renew’d, soon as I ’scaped
Forth from the atmosphere of deadly gloom,
That had mine eyes and bosom fill’d with grief.
The radiant planet, that to love invites,
Made all the orient laugh, and veil’d beneath
The Pisces’ light, that in her escort came.”
September 14, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Dante, after quitting twitter:
“Unwonted joy renew’d, soon as I ’scaped
Forth from the atmosphere of deadly gloom,
That had mine eyes and bosom fill’d with grief.
The radiant planet, that to love invites,
Made all the orient laugh, and veil’d beneath
The Pisces’ light, that in her escort came.”
“Unwonted joy renew’d, soon as I ’scaped
Forth from the atmosphere of deadly gloom,
That had mine eyes and bosom fill’d with grief.
The radiant planet, that to love invites,
Made all the orient laugh, and veil’d beneath
The Pisces’ light, that in her escort came.”
The river looks pretty at night
My sister points out to me (and I agree) that I’m privileged to be able to go on these walks alone without a sense of danger
Hopefully one day soon everyone can enjoy the beauty of a long walk in the woods without fear
My sister points out to me (and I agree) that I’m privileged to be able to go on these walks alone without a sense of danger
Hopefully one day soon everyone can enjoy the beauty of a long walk in the woods without fear
September 12, 2023 at 12:18 AM
The river looks pretty at night
My sister points out to me (and I agree) that I’m privileged to be able to go on these walks alone without a sense of danger
Hopefully one day soon everyone can enjoy the beauty of a long walk in the woods without fear
My sister points out to me (and I agree) that I’m privileged to be able to go on these walks alone without a sense of danger
Hopefully one day soon everyone can enjoy the beauty of a long walk in the woods without fear
I’ll never forget 9/11, but mainly because it’s a good reminder to buy mums
Merry 9/11 everyone
Merry 9/11 everyone
September 11, 2023 at 5:50 PM
I’ll never forget 9/11, but mainly because it’s a good reminder to buy mums
Merry 9/11 everyone
Merry 9/11 everyone
My friends say I’m a bad listener
I don’t know what they’re talking about
I don’t know what they’re talking about
August 19, 2023 at 2:39 AM
My friends say I’m a bad listener
I don’t know what they’re talking about
I don’t know what they’re talking about
Come for the jokes, stay for the communist propaganda
August 10, 2023 at 12:16 PM
Come for the jokes, stay for the communist propaganda
It’s insane to me that the program which accounts for a large chunk of their recruitment only costs them $40 million out of a budget of $877 billion.
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And they can’t even be bothered to allocate that much!
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And they can’t even be bothered to allocate that much!
August 10, 2023 at 12:14 PM
It’s insane to me that the program which accounts for a large chunk of their recruitment only costs them $40 million out of a budget of $877 billion.
(0.00456100342%)
And they can’t even be bothered to allocate that much!
(0.00456100342%)
And they can’t even be bothered to allocate that much!
I never worry about my follower count
Charles Manson only had 100 and look at how much he managed to accomplish
Charles Manson only had 100 and look at how much he managed to accomplish
August 6, 2023 at 4:06 AM
I never worry about my follower count
Charles Manson only had 100 and look at how much he managed to accomplish
Charles Manson only had 100 and look at how much he managed to accomplish
Americans are as confident in their military as they are in their own ability to beat up a goose
August 5, 2023 at 1:52 AM
Americans are as confident in their military as they are in their own ability to beat up a goose
I wasn't born a good judge of character
It took years of being a judgemental prick
It took years of being a judgemental prick
August 4, 2023 at 8:08 PM
I wasn't born a good judge of character
It took years of being a judgemental prick
It took years of being a judgemental prick
Come for the jokes, stay for the communist propaganda
August 4, 2023 at 8:04 PM
Come for the jokes, stay for the communist propaganda
What kinda dummy would buy cash?
August 4, 2023 at 4:59 AM
What kinda dummy would buy cash?
Gonna start a gardening advice show where I explain to people their plants are dying because the plants prefer death to life with them
August 4, 2023 at 3:15 AM
Gonna start a gardening advice show where I explain to people their plants are dying because the plants prefer death to life with them
Justin is gonna repeal $10 daycare now that his ex-wife is a single mother
August 2, 2023 at 8:56 PM
Justin is gonna repeal $10 daycare now that his ex-wife is a single mother
Justin can’t even win a no confidence vote in his family
August 2, 2023 at 8:54 PM
Justin can’t even win a no confidence vote in his family
I need to get this sign for the front door
August 2, 2023 at 2:42 PM
I need to get this sign for the front door
Billions of dollars to his name and he couldn’t even buy a longer T-shirt
you're laughing; Elon Musk has been strapped to his massively stupid X logo and you're laughing
July 31, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Billions of dollars to his name and he couldn’t even buy a longer T-shirt
Using bluesky after twitter is nice because I can finally figure out who it was that introduced me to the folks I muted
July 29, 2023 at 10:44 PM
Using bluesky after twitter is nice because I can finally figure out who it was that introduced me to the folks I muted